Damnit! Now I have to go start an AkuZeku because I keep looking at this picture: fs16/f/2007/183/6/e/_insert_lame_bishouneny_title_by_

Lol there's a space between the dA and the COM.

And because AkuZeku is my secret OTP. Ye gods I just dropped a shat load of my stories on here. All the ones that I just haven't worked on in FOR-EV-ER. So sorry for those who were waiting for those to be finished D: I just can't do it, you know?

Demyx grabbed Zexion's hand and began to run away with him. Zexion complied, but after only a few moments of running, he stopped. "Sir, sir please… if you are going to steal me, at least… at least take my son as well," Zexion pleaded, hesitatingly looking back to where Axel was crouched down in front of his little Batman, prodding him playfully in the stomach. Roxas stood nearby, rubbing his eyes from when he was crying and hugging himself.

Demyx looked over as well, and smiled as Zowie fell onto his butt, laughing. Axel laughed as well, picking the boy up with his own 'WHOOSH' sounds as he flew Zowie through the air like a plane. If Demyx didn't know how Axel really was, he'd have thought that the man was a loving and doting father who cared very much for the one person who helped create their child.

Demyx snorted at the thought. The day he sees Axel truly like that, pigs will- oh crap, swine flu. No, no, the day he truly see Axel like that will be the day that he gets to meet Freddie Mercury; it's impossible. Demyx looked at Zexion and smiled. "Yes, you can bring him with," He told him, grinning.

Zexion thanked him. "I'm sorry it's just-"

"Oh no it's ok!" Zexion was most annoyed at how he was interrupted.

"As I was saying. I just don't trust Zowie's father, in all honesty. I… I know I should but…"

'you have a feeling he's cheating on you or teaching him bad habits. Damn straight you'd better not trust him!' Demyx thought, before interrupting Zexion once more.

"Well go get him then, we've not all day!" He snapped, trying to look manly and frightening by putting his hands on his hips.

Zexion smiled weakly and turned his back to Demyx. "Zowie! Little one, come over here!" He yelled. It felt weird to him, though. Zexion really wasn't one to yell on a daily basis. Both Axel and Zowie looked over, Zowie grinning like a maniac and starting to run over. Zexion met him halfway by walking over, picking him up and walking over to the suspicious Axel.

"That kind sir found something that Zowie would love… I am merely going to let him show it to me is all." Axel stared at him for a second, but nodded. He then lowered himself enough to where his forehead touched Zexion's, grabbed his hands and they looked at each other for a moment, seemingly talking to each other with their minds. 'Just don't get hurt… I already almost lost you once. I love you,' Axel seemed to think as he kissed Zexion gently. Zexion closed his eyes, and right after so did Axel. Still smiling, Axel kissed Zexion once more before letting him go.

Zexion, having totally fell for the ruse, smiled a little and picked Zowie up again, having set him down a few moments before. He walked back over to Demyx, who wanted to just strangle Axel when he spotted him making out with Roxas again. As soon as Zexion got back over to him, he grabbed his hand and started running away. He glanced over his shoulder and screamed, "WHORE!" to both Roxas and Axel. He wouldn't let Zexion see who he was yelling at though, and continued running.

"Just curious, but sir, where are you taking me?" Zexion asked, looking up at Demyx as they drove off in the pick-up truck that Demyx oh so sneakily jacked from Leon. "Si! Si! Si!" Squealed Zowie, bouncing on Zexion's lap.

Demyx couldn't help but grin. "To my place, of course!" He told them, ruffling Zowie's head… hood… thing. "We're going to have a welcome home party for you!" this confused Zexion immensely. "Welcome home, but I never-"

"Like hell you haven't. I'll tell you the whole story when we get there. But first, tell me why the kid can speak Spanish?" Demyx interrupted. Zexion smiled slightly. "Ah, yes, well his grandfather is Mexican, making Zowie's father part Mexican. So he just took the time to teach Zowie Spanish. I have a video of it here…" Zexion took out a video camera that he had planned on using for the day and lifted it up, and gestured to his bag that undoubtedly held other tapes of precious moments between Zexion, Axel and Zowie.

"Axel is Mexican?" Demyx asked, confused. Zexion nodded. "Yes, on his mother's side. She took her husband's last name, Cunningham," he explained. Demyx 'hmmed' in response as he turned onto another street, the one that led to the dirt road up to their cabin. Zexion, in their silence, bounced Zowie on his knee as the boy sucked on his hand.

A few minutes later, they arrived and got out of the vehicle. Demyx called Leon to tell him where he was, and Leon was of course very upset about that. Demyx just shrugged it off and led Zexion into the cabin. Zexion couldn't help but think that this was so vaguely familiar. He had seen this room before… but how? He had never been here before in his life.

Demyx brought him out of his thoughts and confusion when he asked if he wanted to show him the Spanish learning videos. Demyx just secretly wanted to see how Axel acted around him when they were alone. They hooked up the camera and started one of the tapes up, and right after made themselves comfy on the couch. Zexion had pulled Zowie's hood off, revealing the full of his face for the first time.

Demyx was shocked, really. Zowie just seemed to be a chubby version of Axel, just with darker hair. He clearly had the same eyes and same face shape- though, his lips belonged to Zexion. Zowie stared at Demyx as he slowly drifted off to sleep, his head having been on Zexion's chest and the man's breathing calming him down.

Once he did fall into a deep slumber, Demyx turned his head back to the screen, where a year younger Axel was sitting cross-legged on the ground in front of Zowie, teaching him simple Spanish words such as 'agua' 'gato' and 'ciones'. Demyx had to admit, seeing Zowie squeal 'ciones' and clap his hands repeatedly while giggling made him smile. Of course Axel would teach his kid how to say 'underwear'.

"Hey, hey, c'mon kid, pay attention. Just cause yer mom has your favorite-"

"I am not his mother Axel."

"Oh? Then what are you to him-"

"Quesadilla!"

"his second cousin? Good job, kiddo. Quesadilla, you tell 'im." Axel ruffled Zowie's hair as the small boy continued to spew out random Spanish words.

"Si! Si! Grande! Estrella taco!" Axel laughed and ruffled Zowie's hair again.

"Damn your awesome. You learn real fast-like, like your mom,"

"Not his mother!"

"Ah, shut up you whiner. Go make us some brownies," Zexion flipped Axel off in a playful manner, and Axel just chuckled.

"Hey, yo, what about me?" The cameraman asked, the camera shaking around as Reno stood up and began walking around.

"What about you?" Axel asked.

"Ah, I am so pained, not getting the love I deserve from my dear brother and his husband… " Reno complained in Spanish.

Axel smirked, pulling Zowie in his lap as he stayed sitting on the ground. " Stop whining, you know we're getting some tonight, for sure. Just have to… put him in the mood, is all." He told Reno in the same language, grabbing his pack of cigarettes from the side table and lighting one up.

"Hey, toss me one," Reno said back in English, one of his arms entering the view of the camera as he reached out for the pack of cancer sticks. Axel's eyes glanced at him, before he tossed Reno the whole pack. One of the cigarettes fell out, and Zowie reached for it.

"Hey, no, moron. Don't you know that these little bastards are bad for your health?" Axel snapped, lightly bopping Zowie on the head as he took the cigarette away. He looked over into the archway that led to the kitchen. "Hey, Zex, want this last cancer stick?" He asked loudly. You could practically hear Zexion's grimace from the other room.

"I shouldn't…" He mumbled, but a few seconds later he shuffled out and grabbed it, taking the lighter from Reno and lighting up the cigarette. "Aww, Zex-o, why aren't you in your sexy naked chef outfit?" Reno whined. Zexion glared at the camera, and said item shook as Reno laughed.

"Maybe because Zowie is right there and I'm not in any mood to-"

"Oh, Zowie, would you look at that, it's nap time! Let's go little buddy," Axel interrupted, standing up with the toddler and practically sprinting out of the room and presumably into Zowie's. Zexion sighed a deep sigh and gripped the bridge of his nose.

When Axel skipped back out of the hall, he was stark naked. Zexion, having glanced at Axel through his hand, immediately turned red. He put both hands over his face. "I'm not getting out of this, am I…?" He asked, removing his hands only to reveal a small smile. Axel grinned and smoothly made his way over to Zexion and backed him up to a wall. "No way…" Axel chuckled softly. "Hey, hey! Don't forget about me, yo!" Reno snapped.

The last thing that was in the video clip was the camera jerking and shaking as it was set on a side table and turned off. Demyx had both hands over his nose, trying to not have a nosebleed. "I hate to admit it," He said, muffled. "but Axel is really… really…"

"Big? Attractive? Yes… he is, isn't he? I suppose I'm sort of lucky that he's stayed with me all these years," Zexion said, rubbing Zowie's head gently. Demyx watched the gesture, and then remembered the main point of him kidnapping Zexion.

"Oh right! I have to tell you the whole story of… of well, epic!... Ness." He gleefully squealed, jumping slightly. Zexion looked confused. "What story?" He asked. Demyx frowned. "All right, sit tight, 'cause this is a loooong story, bud," He told Zexion, changing positions on the couch to where he was facing the other male and sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce! And then, he explained everything he knew.

Zexion was very, very confused. Beyond so, in fact. "So… Axel's been cheating on me for… for ever, basically," He asked, more statement like. Demyx nodded. "Yes,"

"And… I ran from him at the altar."

"Yes,"

"Then I lived with you for about three months…"

"I just told you this, yes,"

"I lost my memory and had Zowie?"

"Yes,"

"And now Axel has gone and gotten his other boyfriend, your cousin, pregnant too."

"Yes, Zexion,"

"And so now you and him are fighting over me,"

"Yes- I mean, no! He wants you back, yes, and I'm just protecting you from him. I don't like you! I mean, I do! But I don't!" Demyx stuttered, panicking.

Zexion didn't answer this time, but rather just sat there staring at the ground. A few moments later, he stood up and gently placed Zowie in his place. "I… excuse me. I have to just… analyze all this information," He hesitated before slowly turning and leaving the cabin.

"I don't like you though!"

ENDDDDDDDD-ish. So um, is this at least better than the last one? REVIEWand tell me in detail, PLEASE. Tell me what you liked and what you disliked, tyvm.

And no, obviously, I didn't end up using the Spanish x'D sorry for the trouble about that, guys.