me: after wrighters block this was all i could come up with
piper: told you if you stayed up all night you wouldnt be abel to wright
demon piper: hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
me:Im going to kill you me chase piper around with a baseball bat
piper: *sighs* (then goes and gets a video camara)
piper:americas home video here i come
aerrow was stumped...about what- well, not even he knew! today was well, bad. piper told them to do extra homework! 2 more pages of algebra. but it got better when he got bored and tried to make other words out of the word algebra.
algebra alge bra then piper came and looked at his paper. now she is mad again! 'must be her time of the month again' he thought grimly.
last time she took it out on stork. stork was drowning on and on about mind worms. The whole "piper you have to have mindworms" and she went balistic . She grabbed him by his collar and threw him out a window... well the only good part was that the condor was landed so he only fell, mabey 10 feet.
The time before that it was finns turn. Piper was working hard at doing her homework. Finn was tappinghis pencil...thum thum thmpt thumthum ...piper became anoyed and ,well, stole all of his hair jel .Causing him to be her slave for well 7 days. That one was very funny. He had to dress up as a fairy princess, the whole shebang, with a pink tootoo with, white tights, and a crown. he even had to let piper put make up on him; model her belly dancing dresses *THATS FOR YOU RACH AND SAPHIRE*.
then with Junko; well not even he was a match for her. What she did to him was so horrid I wont even mention it. Lets just say it involved a bikinni *shudders uncontrollably*
then poor Radar, lets say he will never look the same again.
you know I am going to be next...*gulp*
Piper started her treatment on him today. making him do extra homework, when he normally did less. Then she assigned a bogus english assigment. He had to sing his favorite childhood song and *sigh* make a dance to go with it. Funny thing is that Piper knows his favorite childhood song... I Love You by Barney . She also knew that he allready had a dance to go with it. She was going to...make him do that. That was how she was going to get him.
*THE NEXT DAY*
'oh well...here goes.' Aerrow thought to himself as he and Stork walked to the classroom on the Coundor." this should be funny" said Stork. "Say any thing and you'll go flying out the window again...only this time when its flying!"
"Aerrow, your presentation;pleaze." piper commanded "Here goes," he mumbled
"I love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me to I love you you love me were best friends like friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me to."
Aerrow did a little jig to go with it. When he looked at Piper her mouth was haging open...And if that wasn't bad enough she had a video camra.
she recorded the whole thing!
Me:that was horrid
Aerrow:your telling me
Piper stares at aerrow
me:piper take a picture..it'll last longer!
Deamon piper:ok pulls out a camra tacks a million pictures
*aerrow backs away slowly.*
*both pipers run after him both tackel him both get into a cat fight over him*
me: i need new friends...*sighh*