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"Human/Pokegirl talking"

'Human/Pokegirl thinking'

"Demon talking"

'Demon thinking'

Danzo has Tsunade killed then secretly tries to make Naruto into his own personal weapon seeing that his life is going to hell Naruto turns to a birthday present left to him by the Sandaime and Jiraiya.

Chapter 1 The world of Poke what!

Sitting atop the Hokage Mountain was sixteen year old Naruto Uzumaki, one day before his seventeenth birthday and his life was almost as worse as it had been back when he was little.

First, Danzo had killed Tsunade to make sure she could never retake the position of Hokage then he'd brought Sasuke back and had him killed.

Second, was when he'd found out that Sakura had begged and bargained for Sasuke life with his own as collateral even to go so far as to say that Naruto would be happy to trade his life for Sasuke's so long as it would make her happy.

Third, was the clincher Danzo had informed him that the moment he turned seventeen he would become Konoha's personal weapon and because all the other jinchuuriki were captured besides him he would be placed under lockdown 24/7.

Naruto attempted to appeal to the shinobi council but Danzo was smarter than Tsunade and he'd taken back the power the Sandaime had given to them to help him run the village after he'd taken over for the Yondaime.

Naruto sighed and looked at the clock he'd brought with him which read 11:55 in six minutes he would become Konoha's weapon.

Deciding that tomorrow would definitely be the worst day of his life Naruto chose to open a present the Sandaime had left to him for this particular birthday.

Dear Naruto

If you've open this that means both me and Jiraiya are dead if that is the case I want to tell you that I am sorry for not giving you the life your father always wanted you to have, but I hope this will make up for it. At the bottom of this scroll is seal that will take you to a place where you can get all the love and respect I was unable to get for you I know this doesn't make up for it but I hope it will help and you can one day forgive this old man for his mistakes.

The Sandaime Hiruzen Sarutobi

Dear Naruto

Okay this seal was designed by your father though he doesn't know where the seal will take you otherwise he might not have given his life to stop the Kyuubi anyway I can't tell you where the seal will take you because you must make the decision for yourself but understand if you decided to use it you can never come back to this world again. Now if you want to use it just smear your blood across the seal and don't worry about being lost the moment you arrive a second scroll from me will be with you to explain.

Toad Sannin Jiraiya


Don't call me ero-sannin I know you are thinking it

Naruto could hear talking from a distance behind him then looked at his clock which read 12:00 am.

Naruto quickly bit his thumb then ran his blood over the seal causing a flash of white light to engulf the top of the Hokage Mountain.

The Root Anbu quickly converged on the top of the mountain only to find nothing to indicate that anybody had been there.

"So what in the hell was that flash of light." A root member asked.

"I don't know but I guess since nothing is here to just ignore it besides we need to find the host and bring him to Danzo-sama." Another root said causing the others to nod then disappear.

When the Root Anbu arrived they knocked on Naruto's door several times and waited two minutes after each knock, finally they decided to bust the door down and begin their search for Naruto.

Once they realized he wasn't there they figured he'd made a run for it and quickly left to inform Danzo of what happened so that he could inform them as to what to do to find Naruto never realizing that they wouldn't see the him ever again.

With Naruto

Naruto awoke only to find himself in a bed looking around he noticed the room was nothing special simply a bed with four white corners.

Naruto sat up then noticed that a scroll was in his hand and it was glowing blue.

Congratulations Naruto

I'm so proud of you my student for accepting this offer because you are now in the world of Pokegirls now I don't know that much about them except for the fact that some of them have breasts bigger than Tsunade's but you'll find out more about that later. The first thing you need to do is become a tamer, so you can start to catch pokegirls but that is why the fox is there with its knowledge you should be able to pass the exam.

Naruto scoffed at the scroll then burnt it believing that Jiraiya was playing a perverted joke on him, but just as he was about to walk out of the room the door opened and a girl that was five foot eight with straight pink hair as well as pink eyes and D-cup breasts along with curves in all the right places looking at him.

"Oh I see you are up that's good are you feeling better." The girl asked.

'What the hell Sakura is the only girl in the village that has pink hair.' Naruto thought eyeing the girl.

"Who are you I've never seen you here before?" Naruto asked.

"I'm a NurseJoy and a pokegirl." NurseJoy said.

"YOU MEAN THIS IS FOR REAL!" Naruto yelled as the NurseJoy just stared at him strangely.

Naruto glanced at the pokegirl and saw that she was eyeing him then remembered what Jiraiya's letter said.

"Sorry I'm a little out of it but I was wondering do you know how I can become a tamer?" Naruto asked.

"Sure I can show you since I just volunteer here." NurseJoy said as she pulled Naruto by the arm.

Naruto and NurseJoy exited the Pokegirl healing center as she called it then walked into the building next to it.

The moment the two walked into the room only to have a girl with dark dusty brown hair and appeared to be a mixture between a cat and a rabbit that had a gem like Tsunade's on her forehead stop them.

"Excuse me but is Professor Oak here." NurseJoy asked the other pokegirl.

"Yes follow me." The girl said as she led them to where the professor was.

The two followed the girl until she stopped in the middle of a lab and flagged down a grey haired man.

"Oh what do we have here?" Professor Oak asked.

"Hello Professor I'm a NurseJoy and my friend here would like to become a tamer." NurseJoy explained.

Professor Oak nodded then pulled out a piece of paper and pencil then gave them to Naruto.

"Answer the questions on that test while I go get you the things you'll need." Oak said as he left the room.

Naruto looked at the paper and cursed silently he wasn't a good paper test taker like Sakura or Sasuke no he was better with an action test.

After glancing over the paper Naruto realized that as weird as this stuff was he understood it, deciding it wasn't good to look a gift horse in the mouth he answered the questions and finished up when Professor Oak entered the room again.

Oak glanced over the paper before giving Naruto a pokedex along with six pokeballs.

"Alright now we just need to get you your first pokegirl then you'll be all set." Oak said while turning to leave before Naruto's voice stopped him.

"Actually I already have the perfect pokegirl in mind." Naruto said as he turned to NurseJoy.

"So what do you say Joy?" Naruto asked as NurseJoy stared at him in shock.

"Why would you want me to be your pokegirl?" NurseJoy asked.

"Because you're my friend and you helped me out."

"Do you know why I was at the pokecenter it's because my last tamer abandoned me." NurseJoy said as Naruto hugged her.

"So what do you say?"

NurseJoy wiped the tears that were flowing down her before shaking her head yes and kissing Naruto square on the lips.

"Alright well Naruto you do know you'll have to tame her to keep her from going feral." Oak said.

Naruto grabbed Oak by the jacket before pulling him to the side away from the girls, "What's taming?"

"You're joking right?" Oak asked as Naruto who shook his head.

"Taming is sex and you have to tame certain girls or they will become feral also you will have to tame girls you capture." Oak continued as Naruto closed his eyes then murmured something about Jiraiya creating this world.

Naruto thanked Professor Oak before put NurseJoy in her pokeball and taking off down the road toward some woods.

Deciding that this was as good a place as ever Naruto entered his mind to talk to the fox.

"Hey fox?" Naruto asked.

"What do you want flesh bag?" Kyuubi responded.

"How did I know the answers to those questions?"

"It's obvious the seal that brought you here along with what that pathetic seal of your father allowed you to absorb my knowledge of this world."

"What you mean you've been here before?"

"Fool I've been many places that you couldn't comprehend."

"But let me ask you if Jiraiya and the Sandaime knew about this place why didn't they come here their selves especially Jiraiya this seems like a place made for him."

"True but humans can't dimension jump the only reason you were able to was because you have me with you otherwise you would have been lost for ever now leave me be mortal." Kyuubi said as he through Naruto from his mind.

Naruto shook his head and continued his walk until he heard crying coming from his edge of the forest.

Sprinting toward the edge Naruto jumped out of the forest to see two men standing over of girl with green hair that stopped at the small of her back, small horns growing from her head, with a white tail with black spots on it and thin black hairs at the end of it and finally she had cow ears.

Other thing Naruto noticed was she was completely naked with ridiculously sized breasts that looked to be the reason she was unable to move away from them.

Naruto quickly got out his pokedex and pointed at the girl.

MILKTIT, the Dairy Cow Pokegirl
Type: Varies from Anthropomorphic to Very Near Human
Element: Normal
Frequency: Uncommon
Diet: herbivore, can digest almost any plant material
Role: milk producer, emergency food provider
Libido: High
Strong Vs: Ghost
Weak Vs: Fighting
Attacks: Tackle, Wrestle, Warm Milk, Busting Out, Milk Drink, Cream, Butter Up, Mountain Hold
Enhancements: Enhanced Durability (x5), Enhanced Intelligence (x3), Semi-elastic skin, fast recovery, slight animalistic features, breasts can produce up to 45 gallons per day of milk; internal glands can alter the milk to various states
Evolves: Minotaura (battle stress), Mooncalf (Moon Stone)
Evolves From: None

"Hey why aren't you two helping her?" Naruto asked as he noticed the girl at him pleadingly.

"Fuck off were going to watch this Milktit struggle more." One of guys said before turning back to the Milktit.

The moment they turned away from Naruto he grabbed two kunai then closed the distance between himself and the two men before hitting them in the base of the head with the blunt end of the kunai knocking them both out.

The Milktit looked at Naruto frightened while hoping he wasn't going to hurt her like those two did, "Its alright I promise I wont hurt you."

Naruto took out his took out a pokeball then aimed it out her then watched as a red beam shot out and enveloped the girl before it returned.

Seeing that it was getting dark he decided it'd be a good idea to camp here for the night, thinking quickly he made clones to get some firewood, while others searched for food.

Once he'd taken care of that he took out the two pokeball then let his two girls out.

"Alright girls I think we should take this time to get to know each other I'm Naruto."

The two girls stared at him after he introduced himself.

"What's wrong don't you have names?" Naruto asked causing the girls to shake their head.

"You're supposed to do that master." The Milktit said.

"Alright for you NurseJoy we'll call you Mio and for you Milktit we'll call you Mikoto." Naruto said as he and Mio helped Mikoto sit up then the two began to milk her causing her to moan loudly.

"Master do you plan on entering any tournaments because Mikoto and I aren't known for our fighting abilities." Mio said.

"First off it's just Naruto, second I will catch other pokegirls sometime but that doesn't mean I don't have use for you two as well. In fact if I'm right the milk from Mikoto can do many things and I'll need you to care for the girls that get injured in battle." Naruto said over Mikoto's moans.

"So you won't ever leave us?" Mio asked shyly causing Naruto shake his head no.

While the two continued to milk Mikoto Naruto decided he wanted to find out more about Mio so he tossed his clone the pokedex once it came back with a couple of rabbits.

NURSEJOY, the Nursing Pokegirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Normal
Frequency: Uncommon, usually found at hospitals and pokegirl healing centers, has never been found in the wild
Diet: any human style diet, with the preference of vegetables
Role: nursing
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Ghost
Weak Vs: Fighting
Attacks: Dodge, Tackle, Honey, Sweet Honey, Royal Honey, Love 'N' Affection, Hugs 'N' Kisses, Heal, Cure, Cura, Curaga, Pray, Multiheal, Omniheal, Revive, Half Revive, Full Revive, Regen, Esuna, Hypnotize, Yell
Enhancements: innate knowledge of human and pokegirl anatomy, natural affinity for healing
Evolves: None
Evolves From: None

Once Naruto finished scanning Mio the rabbits were done cooking and the two had finished milking Mikoto who wanted grass instead of rabbit.

The three made small talk as they ate while Mio explained that more feral pokegirls might be out around dawn, so the three decided to turn in early in hopes of catching some pokegirls.

Next day

Naruto awoke to the sound of birds chirping and tried to get up only to find himself pined down by his two new pokegirls who were lying on his chest, deciding that it wouldn't be a good idea to get them involved with a battle he decided to go back into the forest and look for some pokegirls himself.

Naruto created three clones then the four Naruto's nodded at each other before jumping into the trees in hopes that they could sneak up on some pokegirls easier.

Two hours pasted and he or his clones hadn't found anything that they'd wanted yet until Naruto got the image of a pokegirl that had light green skin with an open flower on her basking in the sun, he also got information that other pokegirls were converging on her location.

Naruto quickly headed toward the area where the girl was along the way he had to avoid a mouse, bird, and horse pokegirls.

Once he arrived he stayed in the shadows of the trees so not to alarm the girl who didn't seem to be paying any attention to her surroundings since there were multiple pokegirls surrounding her and she wasn't panicking.

Needing to find out what he was going after Naruto decided to point the pokedex at the sunbathing girl.

VENUSWHORE (aka VENUSLUT), the Pulchritudinous Plant Pokegirl
Type: Near Human
Element: Plant/Poison
Frequency: Uncommon
Diet: sunlight, water, nutrients through soil
Role: arousing other pokegirls, soil regeneration, subduing feral pokegirls, body modification
Strong Vs: Electric, Plant, Water, Rock, Fighting
Weak Vs: Psychic, Fire, Flying, Ice
Libido: Average to High (sunlight-based)
Attacks: Vine Whip, Razor Leaf, Leech Seed, Lust Dust, Vine Bondage, Sleep Powder, Bloom, Buttsprout, Poison, Needleshot, Solar Beam
Enhancements: Solar Regeneration
Evolves: None
Evolves From: Ivywhore (orgasm)

After getting the information Naruto tossed a pokeball and his pokedex to a clone before nodding to it as he jumped into the clearing scaring all but his prey away.

The Venuswhore looked at Naruto then launched a vine whip at him which he avoided she quickly launched another vine whip at him with some razor leaves mixed in but Naruto continued to dodge hoping that she would make the mistake which would leave to him capturing her.

While he dodged the Venuswhore's attacks Naruto noticed himself growing weaker and weaker which confused him until he remembered that the Venuswhore had the power to sap his strength away.

Realizing her opponent was slowing down due to her sap powder the Venuswhore lined Naruto up then got down on all fours while gathering the power for her solar beam.

Naruto watched the flower on her back begin to glow and tried to move out of the way only to find he was unable to move at all as the Venuswhore finished gathering her power then fried the solar beam at Naruto's direction.

The beam crashed at the spot Naruto was in taking out a good deal of trees and the ground where Naruto was standing which were in its path.

When the dust cleared the Venuswhore saw that Naruto was nowhere to be seen, so with a smirk she laid back down to recharge herself never noticing the red beam that hit her from behind.

Naruto jumped down from the tree from behind where the Venuswhore just was and watched as the pokeball wobbled around while glowing red before dying down.

Naruto looked up at the damage his Venuswhore caused and whistled, "Thank goodness for clones otherwise that could have been me."

Naruto grabbed his pokeball and headed back to find Mikoto and Mio while hoping that his clones captured one of the pokegirls that were drawn to the area by the Venuswhore.

Naruto landed back at the campsite to find Mio milking Mokoto who was moaning but stopped when they noticed their tamer arrive.

"Naruto where have you been we were so worried?" Mio asked while blushing slightly.

"I could tell but at least you two are going along well." Naruto said while rubbing away the blood that was coming down his nose.

"Master you still didn't answer her question where have you been?" Mikoto asked as Naruto pulled out a pokeball and threw it down in front of them to reveal a Venuswhore.

"Naruto who did you catch a Venuswhore on your own?" Mio asked completely stunned.

"I'll explain on our way to the next town but for now I would like to know why a Venuswhore was out and about." Naruto said as the Venuswhore looking down at him since she was taller than him.

"My old tamer died sometime ago master." The Venuswhore answered.

"So do you have a name?"

"No my old tamer just called me whore."

Naruto shook his at the stupidity of that man but could also somewhat sympathize with her, "Okay well from now on we'll call you Nia."

Nia simply gave a small smile, "Thank you master."

"Alright you three listen up outside of battles I won't be giving you any orders so I don't want you calling me master outside of battles that is the one order I am ever going to giving you outside of battle." Naruto said causing the girls to nod as his clone came back into the clearing with his pokedex and pokeball then shook its head.

Naruto pocketed the pokeball then told his pokegirls that they were moving out to the next town while the three walked Naruto looked at his stats.

Name: Naruto Uzumaki Age: 17 Residence: Ruby Region Status: Active


Tamer: Y Researcher: N Watcher: N Breeder: N


Species Level

1. Venuswhore 55

2. NurseJoy 15

3. Milktit 9

4. N/A

5. N/A

6. N/A

Sighing Naruto realized he didn't have any money to buy food for he and Mio since Mikoto ate plants and Nia didn't need food just sunlight.

"Alright ladies we are coming up on the next town, so let me explain what's going to happen when we get there I will see if I can find someplace for us to stay, after that we will start training and before you two say anything I'm training you so you can protect yourself in case myself or Nia aren't around." Naruto said.

"But mast… I mean Naruto what about taming?" Nia asked while Mio and Mikoto nodded in agreement.

Sighing Naruto thought about what would happen to him if Sakura found out that he had three girls that were prettier then her and were interested in him, then realized that Sakura couldn't tell him what to do anymore he could be with these girls if he wanted, "Once training is over I promise I will tame all three of you."

With that said the girls and began to drool slightly at what their master was hiding behind those pants, since taming three pokegirls who currently had high libido was unheard of at the same time or even in the same night.

"Are you sure Naruto?" Mikoto asked as she lightly licked her lips.

"Yes how do you plan to handle us all?" Mio questioned.

"That's for me to know and you to find out." Naruto said with a wink as they reached the edge of the town only to be approached by a red haired man.

"Those are some fine looking pokegirls you have there I'll challenge you for them." The man said causing Mio and Mikoto to move closer to Naruto while Nia stepped forward.

"Naruto I'll put myself on the line." Nia said while throwing her shoulder-blade length dark green hair over her shoulder.

"Nia you don't…" Naruto started only to have Nia turn and smile at him.

"Alright I'll put Nia up but you have to put up 1,000 SLC deal." Naruto said causing the man to smirk.

"Fine not that I'm worried your Venuswhore looks weak anyway even this pokegirl I just stole can beat it." The man said.

Naruto looked at the pokeball the man took off of his belt and saw that written on it was 'DO NOT OPEN'.

"Hey don't you see what's written on that?" Naruto questioned only to have the man laugh at him.

"The owner probably wrote that on there so that anyone who stole it from him would be scared to open it." The man said as he threw the pokeball only to stand in fear of what he had just unleashed.

Naruto stared at the pokegirl who had laugh that could put Orochimaru's to shame in the creepy dept.

"What has he done?" Mio asked as she backed away in fear.

I decided that while I was getting two of my stories corrected that I would take a shot at this new Pokegirl thing I've been seeing.