20Author's Notes: I was really bored one day while writing this, so enjoy. I was also influenced by Space Toaster's story. A few of the names are from her, most from me, and the ending is hers as well. Go read her story. It's hilarious.
All spelling and grammatical errors are intentional to simulate AIM speech. Please review! Yeah, and no flames. I ran out of marshmallows.
halloweenluv3r: Michael Myers
xXnightmareninjaXx: Freddy Krueger
Disciple_of_Pazuzu: Regan McNeil
Ringgurl201: Samara Morgan
ChainsawBoi: Leatherface
HockeyMaskManiac: Jason Voorhees
slasherdoll: Chucky Lee Ray
Kayako-chan: Saeki Kayako
scarymoviefan17: Ghostface
If Horror Movie Characters Had AIM
ChainsawBoi has entered the room.
ChainsawBoi: hello
Ringgurl201 has entered the room.
Ringgurl201: hey leather
ChainsawBoi: hi
HockeyMaskManiac has entered the room.
Ringgurl201: Jason is here
HockeyMaskManiac: hi XD
ChainsawBoi: hi jason
halloweenluv3r has entered the room.
halloweenluv3r: hey everyone
Ringgurl201: hi michael!
HockeyMaskManiac: how ya doing?
halloweenluv3r: ok
xXnightmareninjaXx has entered the room.
xXnightmareninjaXx: sup b!tches
halloweenluv3r: hi freddy
HockeyMaskManiac: you suck. :(
xXnightmareninjaXx: so does ur mom
HockeyMaskManiac: leave my mom out of this!
Ringgurl201: loser, stop making fun of jason's mom
xXnightmareninjaXx: nice to see u too samara
Ringgurl201: I'd give u the middle finger, but u wouldn't see it
ChainsawBoi: guys, be nice
xXnightmareninjaXx: tell that to samara
HockeyMaskManiac: freddy sucks
scarymoviefan17 has entered the room.
xXnightmareninjaXx: ghostface! Whassup!?
scarymoviefan17: nothing! Dude, did u see south part last nite?
scarymoviefan17: I mean park
xXnightmareninjaXx: I know wht u mean :) yeah, it totally rocked!
Ringgurl201: south park stinks
scarymoviefan17: so do u
halloweenluv3r: guys, stop making fun of each other
ChainsawBoi: michael's rite. At least pretend thtu like each other
HockeyMaskManiac: can't :(
xXnightmareninjaXx: awww, jason. Go cry emo kid
scarymoviefan17: XD
Ringgurl201: both of u r really rude. Jason, u rock!
ChainsawBoi: we like u jason:)
halloweenluv3r: ur machete is awesome!
HockeyMaskManiac: :D
slasherdoll has entered the room.
xXnightmareninjaXx: baby doll s here. Run for ur life!
slasherdoll: haha, u suck.
Ringgurl201: no one likes u freddy :(
HockeyMaskManiac: yeah XD
ChainsawBoi: I give up
halloweenluv3r: yeah, u guys r hopeless
slasherdoll: it's not our fault freddy is such a douche
scarymoviefan17: u blow
slasherdoll: ur mother
scarymoviefan17: *sarcastic* awesome comeback
Ringgurl201: so, who here saw the dark knight
Kayako-chan has entered the room.
Kayako-chan: I did! It wz ttly teh greatst mvie evar!1111!111! I men, srsly, tht wz awesme!11111!1111 3333333 i h8 b&r bt ths wz so ttly amzing!1111! XDXD
xXnightmareninjaXx: kayako, I can't understand u in real life. Y do u think anyone on AIM wil understand u
slasherdoll: I hav 2 agree with fredy on tht 1
Ringgurl201: kayako is more technology oriented than u guys r. HEY KAYAKO! HOW R U DOING? I WISH I CUD SEE TOSHIO!11!
HockeyMaskManiac: hi kayako
Kayako-chan: thanx samra. 3 ding fne. Tosho s gr8! hi jason:)
ChainsawBoi: my eyes hurt
halloweenluv3r: same
scarymoviefan17: woah, I went to get a drink and kayako arrives. Sh!t
xXnightmareninjaXx: yeah, I no
Kayako-chan: wht dd u hys thnk f tdk?
xXnightmareninjaXx: g;lakgakhgkalhgaghahg
scarymoviefan17: lol
Kayako-chan: stp mking fn f me!1111! :(
Ringgurl201: I loved the dsrk knight
slasherdoll: its dArk knight, not dsrk knight
Ringgurl201: I was just typing fast
halloweenluv3r: chucky, you are far from flawless, leave samara alone
Ringgurl201: thanx
HockeyMaskManiac: where did leatherface go?
ChainsawBoi: right here, just went 2 bathroom
Kayako-chan: hw cm lthr nd michl stnd up 4 samra nd nt me?!
ChainsawBoi: becuz ur text hurts our eyes
halloweenluv3r: well put
slasherdoll: fredy, u haven't been on xbox live recently
scarymoviefan17: yeah, wht's the deal?
xXnightmareninjaXx: srry, been busy. A new famly moved in2 town and I have been working nonstop.
scarymoviefan17: cool. Wht r their names?
xXnightmareninjaXx: the cullens. Their weird.
HockeyMaskManiac: ur weird:(
slasherdoll: aren't those teh peopl in that book twilight?
scarymoviefan17: maybe
Ringgurl201: yeah, they totally r
HockeyMaskManiac: wht is twilight?
ChainsawBoi: woah, vampires
halloweenluv3r: I'd like to meet a vampire.
xXnightmareninjaXx: dude, they're vampires!? I killed some vampires!?
Kayako-chan: r thy nmed edwrd nd rslie nd alce?
scarymoviefan17: who r edwrd, rslie, and alce?
Ringgurl201: ghostface u suck. She means Edward, Rosalie, and alice. My god, freddy I will h8 u 4ever if u killed Edward. 3 twilight!
xXnightmareninjaXx: no their not. Aww, I wanted them to be vampires. Yeah, andi agree with json. What is twilight?
Kayako-chan: jst teg mst awsom bk n teh whle wrld!111! twlght rles! 33333 edwrd nd blla. boo blla nd jcob!
scarymoviefan17: will some1 other than kayako explain?
xXnightmareninjaXx: lmao. i agree
halloweenluv3r: it's a book. It's really good. I would read it if I were u.
ChainsawBoi: yeah, seriously. It;s great.
xXnightmareninjaXx: what's it about?
scarymoviefan17: I'd like 2 know 2
HockeyMaskManiac: me 2!
Ringgurl201: vampires nd romance
HockeyMaskManiac: ?
xXnightmareninjaXx: gross
scarymoviefan17: yeah, tht doesn't sound tht gr8
slasherdoll: it's actually pretty god. Give it a try
scarymoviefan17: pretty god?
slasherdoll: u knw wht I mean
Kayako-chan: u gys shld srsly red it! So gd!11! XDXD
Disciple_of_Pazuzu has entered the room.
Disciple_of_Pazuzu: woah, peple r talking about twilight!
Kayako-chan: hi rgan! Hw r u doing gurl!111! I mss u so mch!
Ringgurl201: regan!
xXnightmareninjaXx: sup regan!
scarymoviefan17: yeah, regan!
Disciple_of_Pazuzu: nice 2 know I am well liked.
HockeyMaskManiac: yay regan! :D
halloweenluv3r: how have you been doing? We haven't heard from you in forever!
ChainsawBoi: yeah, whre u been?
Disciple_of_Pazuzu: following Hannah Montana around. My niece is obsessed with her.
xXnightmareninjaXx: that sucks.
Disciple_of_Pazuzu: why did u change ur name freddy? I liked the old one
xXnightmareninjaXx: my account got delted.
Ringgurl201: yeah, ur not a ninja
xXnightmareninjaXx: well, ur a man.
slasherdoll: oh owned.
scarymoviefan17: U GOT PWND! OH! HUMILIATION!
HockeyMaskManiac: no she didn't
ChainsawBoi: r u high ghostface?
scarymoviefan17: possibly.
halloweenluv3r: we are having a very interesting conversation.
Kayako-chan: sama s nt a mn!11! samra s gorguz! I luv u sarma!
slasherdoll: freddy, get on xbox live 2nite.
xXnightmareninjaXx: u were calling me a douche earlier
scarymoviefan17: yeah, u were
slasherdoll: well, I want 2 play u nd ghostface in COD4
scarymoviefan17: ok, I'll be on. Wht time?
slasherdoll: 7
xXnightmareninjaXx: alright. Nobody is asleep 7
Ringgurl201: ZZZ
scarymoviefan17: if ur bored go somewhere else
slasherdoll: yeah
Ringgurl201: I can be here 2
Disciple_of_Pazuzu: yeah. Gurls don't play COD4 or whtever the hell it is
HockeyMaskManiac: can I join?
xXnightmareninjaXx: ask ur mom first.
scarymoviefan17: LMAO!
slasherdoll: gotta admit tht waz funny
Kayako-chan: nw tht s jst men frddy! U shld apolgze 2 jsn! Json, u r gr8! :)
xXnightmareninjaXx: no. michael and leather do u hav xbox live accounts?
halloweenluv3r: no, I have a playstation
ChainsawBoi: I live in rural Texas. Why the hell would I have an Xbox live account?
scarymoviefan17: he was just asking
Ringgurl201: waz a dumb question
slasherdoll: how do u have a computer anyway, leather? U 2 samara
Ringgurl201: killed a guy and am using the computer
Disciple_of_Pazuzu: smart girl
ChainsawBoi: I recently got a computer. I can't get xbox live anytime son.
xXnightmareninjaXx: poor guy. U stole his computer and looked at him. That's terrifying.
HockeyMaskManiac: samara is pretty. :) Ur ugly freddy.
xXnightmareninjaXx: least I hav an excuse jason
Disciple_of_Pazuzu: aww, freddy. That's cold
scarymoviefan17: no it's not. It's the truth. Jason you're butt ugly
Ringgurl201: no he's not. Freddy is 500 times more ugly.
slasherdoll: uh, hav u ever seen jason's real face
Ringgurl201: yeah
xXnightmareninjaXx: yeah, well, 500 times less butt ugly, is still butt ugly.
Disciple_of_Pazuzu: u took that from Emily
Kayako-chan: stler! :(
ChainsawBoi: u shouldn't steal other people's ideas fredy
halloweenluv3r: yeah, that's bad
Ringgurl201: who's Emily?
HockeyMaskManiac: girl
xXnightmareninjaXx: she realized that dumb ss
scarymoviefan17: she's the author's friend.
Disciple_of_Pazuzu: the author is running out of ideas. See how Emily was mentioned?
Ringgurl201: yeah. Guess we better go.
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Disciple_of_Pazuzu: bye every1.
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xXnightmareninjaXx: k, bye guys.
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scarymoviefan17: bye peoples
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ChainsawBoi: yeah, this has gotten pretty boring.
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halloweenluv3r: bye Kayako, Jason and Chucky
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slasherdoll: alright, bye illiterate pig and retarded mama's boy
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Kayako-chan: by json!11! I hp we see ech othr sn!11! luv u! 33333 XD
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