When Hannah Met Harry, a Hannah Montana/Harry Potter crossover by French_Shark
1. Train Ride to Hogwarts (Part 2)
A/N: Yeah….um, this is ….so, I highly doubt that I'm the published author of either the Hannah Montana and/or the Harry Potter series…But just in case, lemme go check….
Yeah, no, still just a lowly fan striving for amazingly fantastical fictional stories that will never reach the potential of their published counterparts….
Luna was laughing so hard that she squealed with happiness and was holding her torso together as she shook with her own laughter. This startled an owl from on top of the luggage rack.
The cat that had taken home in Hermione's lap jumped up to hiss at the owl, nearly scratching Miley's face on its way up to the rack above her head.
And still, she continued to laugh loudly, falling off her chair just enough for her magazine to tumble to the floor.
"That was funny!" she cried, between giggles.
Ron simply looked confusedly at the others, but only to notice that he was not the only one confused by Luna's rather exuberant reaction. He also noticed how everyone was now laughing at the hilarious expression that filled his face.
Ron looked back to Luna, who was swaying back and forth by the sheer force of her giggling, frowned, and said, "Are you taking the mickey?"
Miley, unfamiliar with the term, quickly leaned over and whispered in Harry's ear, "What's that mean?"
"You don't want to know," he breathed back."
"Baboon's…backside!" was all Luna could choke out past her own laughter.
Everyone continued to watch Luna's prolonged laughter until Harry spoke up, Luna's magazine in his hands (now righted so that it was no longer upside down).
"Can I have a look at this?" Harry asked Luna excitedly.
Luna nodded in response, her eyes still on Ron, now almost gasping for air after her laughter.
Harry shifted his attention to the magazine, searching through its pages.
Meanwhile, everyone else made small talk, asking Luna and Miley about themselves.
What was Miley's life like in California?
Where was Luna from?
What did Miley miss most about America?
What did Luna like to do in her spare time?
On and on it went like this, although Miley didn't mind, and Luna didn't seem to either. As a matter of fact, Luna even seemed to enjoy it.
It wasn't until several minutes had passed that anyone really noticed that Harry ad not yet resurfaced from Luna's magazine.
It was Ron who spoke up first.
Fortunately, it was at this moment that Harry finally looked up, and closed the magazine.
"Anything good in there?" asked Ron.
"Of course not," Hermione was the one who answered, her voice surprisingly mean, "The Quibbler's rubbish, everyone knows that."
Luna lost her cheerful demeanor and dreamy voice as she said, "Excuse me, my father's the editor."
Hermione blanched. "I—oh," she stuttered. "well…it's got some interesting…I mean, it's quite…"
"I'll have it back, thank you," Luna sid, her voice still cold as she snatched it back from Harry. She quickly flipped back to her spot and turned it upside down and hiding back behind it once more. At that moment, the compartment door opened once again.
Three boys around Miley's age were standing in the doorway. The one in the middle was thin, tall, and blond, with an aura of smugness surrounding him. Flanking him on either side were two boys who seemed to be his mini-bodyguards or something.
"What?" she heard Harry's voice say angrily.
"Manners, Potter, or I'll have to give you a detention," the blond boy replied, his smugness filled his tone as well as his countenance. "You see," the boy continued, "I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments."
"Yeah," Harry replied confidently, "but you, unlike me, are a git, so get out and leave us alone."
Miley, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Neville laughed. But the boy looked furious.
"Tell me, how does it feel being second-best to Weasley, Potter?" the boy asked, apparently determined to have the last word.
A/N: Please Review! Thanks! I'll post more when I can! ;)