2I'm sorry those of you who loved m chapter fic's. They were stressful for me. Unlike Naruto Doubletake which I find fun to write. Now here's a AU oneshot.
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Temari growled to herself as she polished up her favorite fan. Yes it was strange that she had a 4 foot tall fan, but it just sat in her room.
The reason Temari was obviously upset? She had just finished a fight with her friend over IM. With Matsuri to be exact. She had found a new Anime and Temari was upset about it. No, she didn't have anything against Ouran Highschool Host Club, its just. She wasn't into guys at the moment and a lot of her Yaoi loving friends watch it. Now Temari saved the archive.
Gaara noticed her sister's anger and raised an eyebrow. She had just been on the computer minutes ago, so it MUST be something from IM. He went to the computer. She hadn't logged out. So Opening the Message archive he saw only one chat saved from today.
Matsuri. 'what happened now…' Gaara thought though he could care less. Reading the chat he noticed how Temari nicknamed Matsuri 'besty'
Tema: OMG YES YOUR ON FINALLY
besty: I TRIED TO TALK TO U ON MYSPACE IM U DORK
besty: U WOLDNT ANSWER ME
Tema: I DONT USE MYSPACE
besty: YESTERDAY
Tema: AND I WAS ALSEEP
besty: ...
Tema: what'd you exept?
besty: well i havent been on in a while cause i ran up our internet monday and it past the limit
besty: so we hasd to turn it off
Tema: i saw that
besty: now im at Ino's
Tema: I kow
besty: AND I FOUND A NEW AWSOME ANIME THAT SO BEATS RANMA!
Tema: and Romance Comedy's suck worse then Matt's death
besty: I EVEN GOT INO ADDICTED TO IT
Tema: I HEARD
besty: its not what you think though
Tema: ...I saw your Myspace messages
besty: its more comedy than romance
Tema: dude. no.
besty: ITS FUNNY AND CUTE
Tema: now if it was action drama comedy with a little romance. sure
Tema: but thats Ranma
besty: ...
besty: just watch the first two episodes and u get addicted
Tema: OMGMOGMOG I HAVE TO GO SEE THE NEW MANGA BRB HOUL CRAP I FORGOT
besty: go on myspace and look at my new album of it
Tema: nnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
besty: cause those are the characters
besty: TWINS
besty: =
Tema: *groan* I want to work on my cosplay
besty: AWSOME
besty: plz?
Tema: ...ya know I was gunna invite you to a convention and let you do a RanmaAkane skit since im cosplaying Akane
besty: -twitchign- what did u just say?
Tema: and I cant cause apperently internets being a retard
besty: lol
Tema: I'm cosplaying Akane
besty: Temari
besty: ...
besty: plz look at my album
Tema: I cant
besty: why?
Tema: computer's internets failing
Tema: I told ya that
besty: oh okay
besty: maybe later?
Tema: ...sure
besty: YAY!
besty: well gonna go now gonna pllay sims 3
Tema: whats the damn anime called? *tired and grumpy*
Tema: =_=
besty: hold on
besty: Ouran Highschool Host Club
Tema: HO GAWD NO! NOT THAT
Tema: NOT NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL NO
besty: ITS AWSOOOOOME
Tema: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
besty: Ino's right here u know
besty: she can see this
Tema: I dont give a shitload
Tema: Im gunna go get Holly
besty: have u heard of it?
Tema: yeah of course i have
besty: how?
Tema: friends
Tema: people' B&N
besty: why wont u wtch it?
besty: watch
Tema: cause honestly, I hate it
besty: why
besty: why why why
besty: WHY?!
Tema: 1. it even sounds gay. 2. highschool themes suck 3. Yaoi loving girls make up 70% of the people who watch it
besty: ...
besty: U MAKE MATSURI ANGRY
Tema: 4. I have a life so I dont have time to
besty: THE TWINS ARE NOT GAY
besty: THEY JUST ACT LIKE THAT TO MAKE THE LADYS HAPPY IN THERE CLUB
besty: THE TWINS ARE THE FOLLOWING:
Tema: OMG THE HELL?
besty: PERFECT
besty: FUNNY
besty: CUTE
Tema: ...OH GAWD THANKS FOR ANOTHER REASON!
Tema: MARY SUES!
besty: ...
besty: MATSURI HATES YOUZ
besty: BAIZ~~~~~~~~~~~
besty: GONNA PLAY SIMS 3
Tema: GOOD! I'LL JUST PLAY WITH THE CRAFTS DOG!
Besty has logged off at 10:41
Tema: ...I dont trust that you'd understand anyway...
Gaara blinked. Wha….. That was confusing. Rereading it again he understood it. "whoa… online chick fight" he heard Kankuro say behind him.
"its appears so" Gaara's only words to his brother. Not noticing Temari behind Kankuro.
"Kanky…. Gaa…." Temari hissed at them.
Turing around slowly they knew they were in trouble.
Kankuros screams were heard outside the neighborhood, and from that day they never snooped again….
\.::*::./ \.::I'm::./ \.::so::./\.::not::./ \.:sorry::./
Uh….yeah just a oneshot.
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I DON'T OWN NARUTO FOR THE LOVE OF RAMEN!
And yeah….. That was an actual fight I had with meh 'besty' just changed names and Anime…
Uhm yeah… I have nothing against that Anime but I'm not into guys and Highschool stuff… ^^ and Im mad so I wanted to write a oneshot. But instead I got this. Please don't Report or Flame this. I had no other way to put it while still making my body function.
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