Yeh... its a late update.. but i don't have reviews reminding me to update.. hahahahaha

Jokes

Oh and salope means slut.. effie was mad because lily said her cousin was a rebound.

Effie Pov

Everything is dull. Classes bore me to death, Josh isn't writing, everyone else is to wrapped up in their own perfect lives to make anything interesting. Lily and James hooked up, but of course that means nothing to Lily. James was heartbroken when she acted like nothing had happened the next day.

Yeah, I know. I shouldn't be complaining. I pretty much have got it all at the moment. Great boyfriend, good grades, no drama and no fights. Pretty much just a normal life. But I'm so... bored. It's like I'm one of those girls would lives of drama and misery. I hate those girls.

Maybe that's why I picked the fight with Lily. I mean, calling her a slut was pretty harsh, I'll admit it. But she hooked up with my cousin then planned to just pretend it never happened. And she knew family means a lot to me. As soon as I start speaking French at school my friends know something is up.

But I can't keep a grudge to save myself. So the next day I woke up feeling better and decided what happens between Lily and James is none of my business. I say sorry to Lily and what does she do? Tells me she doesn't accept my apology and I'm a little bitch for calling her a slut.

Yeah, so right now I've pretty much screwed everything up. And I'm still bored.

I walked down to the Great Hall for dinner. Alone. Over the past week I've been doing a lot of stuff alone. Alice and Hazel haven't taken sides, but they have hung out with Lily more. I can tell they thought I went past the line.

"Effie!" Someone from behind me shouted, I turned around. Sirius.

"Hey Sirius." I said. "I thought you'd already be at dinner."

"I've been waiting for you!"

"Oh, wow. Cool."

"Yeah... did you have a nice day?"

You know you're doing something wrong when you boyfriend of about eight months asks you about your day.

"Good. I sat next to you for most of my classes and lunch and breakfast, so yeah.."

"Sounds great." Sirius said. He wasn't even listening.

"Sirius!"

"Sorry Effie, I'm just distracted right now. I got so much homework right now"

"Ok, do you want my help?"

"Yeah.. that would be great." He smiled. He white teeth glinted. Grey eyes smouldered me. He was the biggest sex god I knew, he was better than every guy in Witch Weekly magazine or any actor. I could of actually ripped off his school shirt right now.

"Let's go to dinner." I said quickly.

"I'm starving" Sirius agreed.

We entered the Great Hall and sat with our friends.

"Look whos late as usual. No respect for anyone I see." Lily said loudly.

"Who have I disrespected? The house elves?" I said back. Sirius fought back a laugh. I sighed.

I walked up to the dormitory with Alice. She tried to act like she was fine, but I knew me and Lily fighting was tearing her apart.

"Alice, I want things to be better again."

"Then say sorry."

"I did."

"No you didn't you said 'let's be friends again', big difference"

"Well yeah, but-"

"No buts!"

"But Alice!"

"No buts!"

I glared at her. She is so mean sometimes. But she's also always right, stupid motherly Alice.

"Ok fine... I'll say sorry."

"Good."

"Lily I'm sorry for what I said. Can we just get over it?"

Lily looked at me, she pulled a strand of red hair behind her ear and shrugged.

"Ok."

I smiled. For the first time in what felt like ages, I smiled. Properly, not in the least bit fake. And it was better than moping around and being a little bitch. No more depressed Effie from now on? Promise? Ok good.

"I'm so sorry"

"Same. I shouldn't of over reacted." Lily stood up and hugged me tightly.

"Never fight again ok?"

"Ok."

"I'm sorry!"

"I'm sorry!"

"OK! We're all effing sorry. Move on." James shouted, rolling his eyes. They boys laughed and high fived.

We laughed and sat down with them, scaring some poor first years off. The girls looked guilty, but the boys laughed even harder.

"You're such bullies!" Alice said "Those poor kids will probably hate you forever now!"

"So?" Sirius and James said together.

"Effieeee!" Alice said, looking to me for support.

"Umm.. Sirius, James. Don't be bullies." I said, smiling at Alice. Sirius glared at me. "What?"

"Why'd you take her side?" Sirius said childishly.

"She's my friend!"

"I'm your boyfriend! Remember?" Sirius said angrily.

"How could I forget?" I said loudly.

What a baby, getting angry over something like this. Stupid boy! He always ruins good moments! I looked around, people were starting to leave the common room, like everyone always did when fights broke out. Even James, Lily, Alice, Remus, Hazel and Peter were looking nervous.

"What do you mean forget? Do you want to forget about me?" Sirius shouted, his eyes narrowed. It was enough to make even me, his freaking girlfriend feel small.

"You know what! Sometimes I do!"

The group were walking up the stairs now. It was just me and Sirius, finally talking about our problems, although this wasn't how I wanted it to be like.

Lily Pov

"Wow they're really going off." I whispered to James.

We were all sitting in between the staircases leading up to the boys and girls dormitories, listening to Sirius and Effie fight.

"Yeah, girls can be bitches sometimes." James whispered back sourly. He got up and walked up the boys staircase.

"Um, I'll go see what's wrong guys, see ya." I whispered to the rest and ran after James.

I'd never been in the boys dormitory, it looked about he same as the girls, but smelt an awful lot more. I looked at the gold plates on each door searching for sixth years. As soon as I found it I knocked on the door timidly. I waited for about a minute, then the door opened. James was sitting on a couch covered in clothes.

"What do you want Lily?" He asked moodily. I knew he didn't mean why I came up here.

"I want... I want..." To be honest, I didn't know what I wanted.

"Well, just to let you know. I've given up on you. You're a tease. You let me kiss you then acted as though nothing happened? Dick move Evans."

"What? I'm sorry! I was upset and... and... I'm sorry." I mumbled stupidly.

I looked at him. James Potter. Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team and straight O student. Bad boy, yet strangely sensitive. Complete dick head, but its weirdly a turn on. A bully, an arrogant git, a self absorbed moron but sometimes he's freaking hilarious and can be the nicest sweetest boy on earth. Oh and he's a Marauder and probably the sexiest thing to walk this earth, better than Sirius Black in my opinion. His ruffled hair gives him the I-don't-care trouble maker look, but his glasses make him sweet and so irresistible and what the hell am I saying? Are you serious Lily? James? You like James? Of all people.

No... This couldn't be happening. I liked James. After all this time, I did. I liked a stupid, sexy toerag. Egh. I hate myself.

"Lily?" James said impatiently.

"I want.."

"Oh my god, just leave, you don't have a clue what you want." He flicked his wand and slammed the door in my face.

"You." I whispered. Then left.

Umm.. hahaha yeah. I haven't updated in a century. Sorry:)

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