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Cody, Harry, Ron, Dean and Neville reached potions class and sat next to Bailey and Hermione.

"We where wondering when you guys where going to show up!" Hermione said relived.

"Sorry, Cody and Zack where at it again." Harry said as he took his seat next to Ron.

"Hey, where is Zack anyway?" Bailey asked as she looked around the potions class.

"Hopefully dead." Malfoy sneered as he pushed pass Cody.

"That's what your dad will be soon in Azkaban." Cody snapped back.

"How dare you say that about my farther!" Malfoy yelled as he grabbed his wand and amid it at Cody.

"Put your wand down Draco and sit down." Snape said as we walked up behind Cody, which made Cody shiver.

"And you, Mr. Martin I will see you after class!" Snape said as he looked Cody straight in the eyes.

"Puking Pastels, good choice!" Gorge said as Zack handed over the money.

"How are you going to give it to him?" Fred said as he closed the box and looked at Zack. Zack just smiled and looked at the Puking Pastels that where in his left hand.

"When Cody is talking to Bailey, ill give him one, then he will throw up right in her face! I like Bailey, but she will hate Cody for puking in her face." Zack said. He smiled at the twins and then he remembered, he had to be in potions.

"Crap! I'm meant to be in potions!" Zack yelled as he grabbed his bag and ran out of the common room.

"Slow down!" The fat lady yelled after Zack as he pushed the painting open.

"Sorry, I gotta get to potions!" Zack blurted out as he ran down the stairs, hoping to dear god that they wouldn't change.

"Mr. Martin, do you have a good reason to be out of class?" Professor Sprout asked as Zack ran past her. Zack stopped running and rolled his eyes and turned around.

"Umm, I over slept." Zack said in the most casual way he could. Professor Sprout didn't looked to convinced and put her hands on her hips. Zack could tell she was digging for something because her robes where covered in dirt.

"Ok, ill let you go this time, but if I find you running late for class again I will give you detention."

Zack nodded his head and waited for Professor Sprout to turn the corner. As soon as she did, Zack bolted towards potions.

Zack finally arrived at potions half way through class. "Yes, his back is turned, I might just get awa..."

"Decided to finally join us this morning Mr. Martin?" Snape said in a dry tone of voice.

"Well, I didn't want to cause it so boring, but I knew Professor McGonagall will be all like 'Zack why didn't you show up for Professor Snape's Potions class?'." Zack said as he sat down next to Cody.

"Looks like ill be seeing both Martins after class." Snape said again in his dry voice. Zack sighed and rolled his eyes and opened his potions book and started counting down of what was left of potions class.

"So, you got a warning, and I got a detention? How is that fair?" Zack argued as he and Cody walked out of potions after being tolled off by Snape.

"Do I really need to tell you again?" Cody wined as they headed for dark arts. Zack looked at his brother with an 'I hate you' face and continued walking.

"Zack please don't piss off this teacher!" Cody whispered in to Zack's ear.

"But it's so fun!" Zack said as they walked in. Cody rolled his eyes and sat down next to Bailey.

"We have that crazy pink lady for dark arts this year." Bailey said to Cody as she got out her books.

"I'm glad you think I'm crazy, Ms. Pickett, but you'll find I'm quite a gentle human being." Professor Umbridge said as she over herd Bailey's comment. Cody started to laugh silently and Bailey slapped him on the back, which made Cody shut up. Umbridge smiled and started walking towards the front of the class.

"Good Morning children." Umbridge said in a sweet tone of voice. Zack and Ron laughed silently as she walked passed them.

Umbridge lifted her wand and with a simple flick a piece of chalk started writing on the board.

"Ordinary Wiziding Level 1 examinations. O, W, l, S. More commonly known as OWLS." Umbridge said sweetly. This time even Cody was silently laughing. Umbridge reached the front of the class and turned around and smiled.

"Study hard and you will be rewarded, fail to do so, and the consequences will be, server." She smiled. Umbridge flicked her wand towards a pile of books on the table. When the books reached Cody's table he looked at the title, then at Umbridge looked at Bailey.

"Dark Art's Defense, Basics for Beginners?" Cody questioned as he opened the book. "There isn't even anything in here about using magic!" This caught Hermione's attention. She quickly opened the book and examined the pages.

"Your right!" Hermione whispered in Cody's ear. Hermione put up her hand up.

"Yes?"

"There is nothing in here about using defensive spells." Hermione said as she looked at Professor Umbridge and her weird fashion sense of all pink.

"Using spells?" Umbridge said with a high pitched giggle that made Zack rub his ears.

"I can't imagine why you would need to use spells in my class room.

"Where not going to use magic?" Ron asked.

"You'll be learning about defensive spells in a secure and risk-free way."

"Yeah, I don't like that plan." Zack said as he rested his chin on his palm. Harry looked at Zack and rolled his eyes and looked at Umbridge.

"What is the use of that? If where going to be attacked it won't be risk-free!" Harry argued.

"Studance will raise their hand when they speak in my class!" Umbridge snapped, this made Cody and Bailey jump. Umbridge turned around and smiled, as if nothing happened. Zack looked at Umbridge and raised an eyebrow. "Ok….." Zack mumbled under his breath.

"It is the view of the Ministry that a theatrical knowledge would be sufficient to get you through your examinations, which after all is what school is all about." Umbridge said. Cody rolled his eyes.

"I can't believe the Ministry is now interfering with our learning" he whispered to Bailey. She looked at Cody and nodded slowly.

"And how is that going to prepare us for what's out there?" Harry snapped as he was now getting frustrated with Umbridge's learning technique.

"There is nothing out there dear! Who would you imagine would want to attack children like yourself?" Umbridge said sweetly as she tilted her head slightly to the side.

"Oh, I don't know, maybe Lord Voldemort?" Harry said sarcastically. The whole class went very silent. People where looking at Harry and shaking their heads, Cody looked at the book that Professor Umbridge gave them and bit his lip. Zack looked around the class room and started to get angry. Professor Umbridge was taken aback by Harry's statement. After minuet silents Umbridge smiled and walked down the gap of the tables in the middle of the classroom.

"Now let me make this quite plain. You have been told that a certain Dark Lord is at large again. This is a lie." Umbridge said as she stopped at Harry's desk and looked him straight in the eyes.

"It's not a lie! I saw him! I fought him!" Harry argued.

"Detention Mr. Potter!" Umbridge yelled as she was walking back to the front of the class room.

"He's telling the truth!" Zack yelled. Professor Umbridge turned around and smiled.

"You to Mr. Martin will join Mr. Potter in detention."

Zack shook his head and rested his head on the table.

"So according to you Cedric Diggory dropped dead?" Harry argued.

"Cedric Diggory's death was a tragic accident!" Umbridge snapped back.

"It was murder! Voldemort killed him! You must know that!" Harry pleaded.

"Enough! See me later Mr. Potter and Mr. Martin in my office."

Umbridge let out another high pitched giggle and smiled. Zack and Harry looked at each other and shook there heads. Little did they know that this detention will be one they would never forget.

Sorry it took so long to update! Every time I tried to upload this chapter an error came up! So Fan Fic have fixed it so here it is! I hope it was worth the wait!

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