9Disclaimer: Don't own Harry Potter, any songs I use, or anything else.
Warning: Mild Language, extremely mild, you won't even notice it, unless you're extremly sensitive. Also this is fiction, no offense to anyone who somehow takes offense to anything in this story. It's humor, or it's meant to be. More insanity than humor.
They're taking the Muggles to Hogwarts! They're taking the Muggles to Hogwarts! They're taking the Muggles to Hogwarts!
They're taking the Muggles to Hogwarts! They're taking the Muggles to Hogwarts! They're taking the Muggles to Hogwarts!
They're taking the Muggles to Hogwarts!
-Warts
-Warts
-Warts
-Warts
They're taking the Muggles to Hogwarts!
-Warts
-Warts
-Wa-Warts
-Warts
They're taking the Muggles to Hogwarts! They're taking the Muggles to Hogwarts! They're taking the Muggles to Hogwarts!
What did you say?
The Muggles
The Muggles
The Muggles
The Muggles
To Hogwarts!
To Hogwarts!
The Muggles
The Muggles
The Muggles
The Muggles
To Hogwarts!
To Hogwarts!
The Muggles
The Muggles
The Muggles
The Muggles
To Hogwarts!
To Hogwarts!
They're taking the hobbits to Hogwarts!
-Warts
-Wawawa-Warts
Tell me, where is Dumbledore, for I much desire to speak with him.
Tell me, where is Dumbledore, for I much desire to speak with him.
A dementor of Azkaban...
What did you say?
A dementor of Azkaban...
What did you say?
They're taking the Muggles to Hogwarts!
Stupid fat Muggle!
Stupid fat Muggle!
They're taking the Muggles to Hogwarts! They're taking the Muggles to Hogwarts! They're taking the Muggles to Hogwarts!
Stupid fat Muggle!
Leave now, and never come back!
Harry laughed to himself, sometimes payback was so sweet. He hadn't needed to see Voldemort's face when he sent the song; he had gotten enough of a laugh from the Dark Lord's mental expressions. He shook his head with a grin. In his mind he had recreated the music video. He and Neville as Frodo and Sam, Draco Malfoy as Legolas, Hermione (with short hair) and Ron as Merry and Pippin. Voldemort (before he had gotten his younger features back) had been Gollum, his uncle the fat Muggle, Dumbledore as Gandalf, Lucius Malfoy as Celeborn. Oh it had been fun, checking the time he shrugged and headed off to class, he would probably take a nap or plan during it.
Screams once again echoed throughout Riddle Manor. The Dark Lord was in a bad mood. One of his Death Eaters had caught him muttering 'Stupid fat Muggles.' Even for the Dark Lord that was a new one.
Note ~ Not my song, I just changed it, if you haven't heard it I suggest you look up 'taking the hobbits to Isengard' on youtube. The tune will help.
Have fun, might not do one for a bit. Vacation and all. (and yes, tis short, for the song is long)