116Me: Hello hello hello!
Takara: HI!
Me: Okay, this is a new way of writing, at least to me... heheheh... I SOOO look forward to this!
Takara: Calm down girl, calm down...
Me: Okay, okay... Let me explain how things are going to be done here...
I am going to let my favorite characters from the three mangas Inuyasha, Fullmetal alchemist and Bleach come in here.
Your job is to write a dare or a question that you want the character to, in the case of a question, answer and in case it's a dare, do.
Of course I can bring any characters (as long as I know who it is) in here and you can do the same thing to them.
Oh, and I'm quite new at Bleach... I don't know everything about anyone there, but I'm pretty sure.
FMA is... a little in between when it comes to knowledge.
I know EVERYTHING about Inuyasha, just go ahead and ask questions!
I told you this because I want you to know that sometimes the answeres aren't facts, just things that I think they would answer.
You can also give both me and Takara dares or questions, but not too personal questions.
The dares and questions have to be T-rated, no M-rated stuff here, which means NO LEMONS!
I'm not going to kill characters, unless I don't like them... and if I do kill them, which I like doing in a certain way...( if you've read my fics Captain Gold-Eye, The island and Poison, you should be aware of that), I'll ressurect them in a random or logical way
Please ignore my grammars...
Takara: Wow, that was long...
Me: Shut up! Oh, if you're Swedish, you can write it in Swedish and I'll translate it!
Takara: Shall I get our guests?
Me: *jumps up and down* YES YES YES YES YESYESYESYES! PLEASE DO!
Takara: *walks out of the room and comes back with Inuyasha, Kagome, Ed, Al, Toushiro, Ichigo and Matsumoto* Here they are... WAAH! *runs over to me* DON'T FAINT!
Me: Blaggediblaggediblaah...
Kagome: *looks at me with worry in her eyes* Is she okay?
Takara: Yeah, she's just overwhelmed...
Matsumoto: *raises her eyebrows* Really? How come?
Takara: Well... the three hottest guys ever, according to her, is in this room...
Ichigo: But there are four guys here! *glances at Inuyasha* I think...
Inuyasha: *growls* And what do you mean by that...?!
Takara: Well, sorry Ichigo, but you're just on 2nd place on that list... after Toushiro, Ed and Inuaysha...
*All of the boys mentioned suddenly turns crimson red*
Me: WAAH! Don't go and spoil my secrets to everyone! ... wait, we've forgotten one... where's the palmtree?
Everyone but me and Takara: Palmtree?
Ed: No... you can't be serious! You can't refer to...
*Envy enters the room*
Ed: ...Envy...
Envy: Well hello there Hagane no chibi-san! (fullmetal pipsqueak. Warning! Do NOT say this!)
Al, Takara and me: Oh no...
Matsumoto, Kagome, Inuaysha, Toushiro, Ichigo, Matsumoto: What?
Al: Plug your ears people...
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY THAT HE CAN ONLY BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFY GLASS?! (yes, one of my favs) *jumps at Envy*
Envy: WAH! *blocks but then fights back*
Kagome: Can't anyone stop them?
Takara: *turns to me* HIKARI! Eeh?
Me: THIS IS AWESOME! I've always dreamed about seeing this...*giggle* Blargediblargediblaaah!
Everyone but Envy, Ed and me: *sweatdrop*
Toushiro: This is ridiculous...
Takara: You're the only one that can do anything! You're the author!
Me: I knoooow! *squeal*
Inuaysha: Keh! I couldn't care less, let them have their fight*gets hit by one of Ed's shoes* Okay, NOW YOU'RE DEAD! *draws Tessaiga and starts to run forward*
Kagome: Osuwari...
Inuyasha: GNAH! *SPAM!* Why the hell did you that for Kagome?!
Kagome: *kneels by him* Because you were overreacting!
Toushiro: Interesting... *glances at Matsumoto* Where did you get that necklace and where can I find one?
Matsumoto: That's not nice taichou! *pouts*
Takara: Hikari-chan, you really should do something about all this...
Me: Yeah yeah.. I know... Al, go get your brother please.
Al: Okay... *picks up Ed that struggeles*
Ed: LET ME DOWN! I'M GONNA STRANGLE HIM!
Me: *walks over to him and looks him in the eyes* Edward Elric! Calm down, now...
Ed: NO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO AL!
Me: *fake smile* Ed, Ed, Ed... you're a genious... it shouldn't be hard for you to figure out what I am able to do as the author... you want an example?
Ed: *opens his mouth*
Me: Of course you do! Well, I've got the power to do EVERYTHING to you... I can kill you, but that'd be boring and I'd bring you back immideately because I don't want you to disappear... on the other hand, it would be VERY amusing to... rip off your shirt and let a LOOOOT of fangirls enter the room...
Ed: *pales* You wouldn't...
Me: Try me
Ed: *calms down*
Me: *pats his head* Good Edward! No, that wasn't nice of me... sorry...
Al: Excuse me author-san... but what are we doing here? Who are these people?
Me: *blushes at the word author-san* Well, first, My name is Onineko Hikari, call me whatever you like of those. And you're all here to do some... fan-service...
Toushiro: *raises eyebrow* Fan-service?
Me: *tries not to faint by the raised eye broow and his voice* W-well, it's actually quite simple. I explained it earlier. My readers are going to give you questions or dares. Your job is simply to answer the questions and do what they say!
Inuaysha: Okay...
Me: Well, and for the second question... why don't you tell everyone about yourselves one at a time? And no fighting... *points at the person closest to me, which is Kagome* Why don't you start? Leave NOTHING out...
Kagome: Ehm, okay. Hi everyone! I am Kagome Higurashi, 15 years old. I am the reincarnation of a miko called Kikyou, and therefore I have sacred powers. I'm collecting shards of the shikon jewel along with Inuyasha and I'm able to travel 500 years back in time, which is where I freed Inuyasha from a spell. And if he goes berserk, I can stop him with a word.
Me: Next!
Inuyasha: Feh! I'm Inuyasha, a half demon. I'm from sengoku jidai. I travel with Kagome and my goal is to become a full fleched demon, end of story...
Kagome: No need to be so cold Inuyasha...
Me: *squeal* KYAA! Exactly what I expected from Inuyasha-sama!
Everyone but me: -sama...?
Me: *blushes and ignore them* NEXT!
Ed: My name is Ed, short for Edward Elric. 15 years old and the oldest brother. I'm a state alchemist by the name Fullmetal alchemist, Hagane no renkinjutsushi. I've got an auto-mail arm and and an auto-mail leg. I'm searching for the philosopher's stone and I'M NOT SHOORT!
Envy: Nah, suure you're not...
Ed: *growl*
Inuaysha: What kind of growl was that? You suck at growling...
Kagome: Not everyone is half dog-demon you know...
Me: Can you please growl for me Inuyasha-sama?!
Inuyasha: *sweatdrop* Errr, sure... *growl*
Me: KYAAAAAAAAA!
Takara: Don't you dare faint on me... Next!
Al: My name's Alphonse Elric, or Al for short... I am 14 years old and the youngest brother, also an alchemist, but not a state alchemist as nii-san. I lost my body long ago, but my brother saved me by fixing my soul to this armor. *meow~ from inside his armor* Ehm... and I love cats...
Ed: *sweatdrop* Al...
Me: No no, it's ok! I love cats too! *glomps Inuyasha* But I love you too even if you're a dog demon Inuyasha-sama!
Inuyasha: *falls over* GNAAH!
Everyone but us: *stare and sweatdrop*
Takara: Toushiro, Ed, Envy... that may happen to you three as well you know...
Envy, Ed, Toushiro: Gulp...
Takara: Next...
Envy: I'm Envy the homunculus. I hate humans, I'm a shapeshifter and I'm the strongest homunculus, which is by the way a fake human. And I'll kill anyone that dare call me palmtree...
Me: *gulp* N-next!
Toushiro: Jûban tan taichou no Hitsugaya Toushiro da. (Captain of squad ten, Captain Hitaugaya Toushiro)...
Me: *tries not to faint*
Toushiro: Youngest shinigami captain ever, 5th strongest captain this far, maybe the strongest ever in a hundred years. My zanpakutou's name is Hyourinmaru, and do not underrestimate me...
Matsumoto: You really shouldn't... anyway*bright smile* HELLO EVERYONE! My name is Matsumoto Rangiku and I'm Hitsugaya-taichou's assistant captain! I hate paperwork... and you forgot to tell them that your weakness is sweet natto, taichou!
Toushiro: *blush* MATSUMOTOO!
Me: KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Ichigo: I'm Ichigo Kurosaki, 15 years old and substitute shinigami. And... what's so damn funny?
Inuyasha: *rolling on the floor laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Are you serious?! Your name is-is-is... Ichigo? As in strawberry? That's a girl's name!
Ichigo: No it's not! It's not for strawberry, it's for lonely solidier!
Inuyasha: Sure it is Ichigo-chan! *continues to laugh*
Kagome: Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: Gulp, yes?
Kagome: Osuwari
Inuaysha: GNAH! Come on! I was already lying on the floor! You didn't have to make me sink deeper!
Kagome: Osuwari *Spam, GNAH!* Sorry Kurosaki-kun, please continue *smile*
Ichigo: Ehm, yeah... I don't know what to say...
Me: Then I guess it's my turn! I'm Onineko HIkari! I'm 15 years old, lives in Sweden and I LIVE for manga, anime and cosplay. I love tragedy, angst, randomness and some humor... but I'm not that fond of parodies...
Takara: And I'm Takara, her assistant... I don't do much, exept hitting Hikari-chan with my pan in order to make her write.
Me: And that was all! Please help me with this and write dares or questions! SEE YA!
Everyone but me: See ya!