Me: Hello hello hello!

Takara: HI!

Me: Okay, this is a new way of writing, at least to me... heheheh... I SOOO look forward to this!

Takara: Calm down girl, calm down...

Me: Okay, okay... Let me explain how things are going to be done here...


I am going to let my favorite characters from the three mangas Inuyasha, Fullmetal alchemist and Bleach come in here.

Your job is to write a dare or a question that you want the character to, in the case of a question, answer and in case it's a dare, do.

Of course I can bring any characters (as long as I know who it is) in here and you can do the same thing to them.

Oh, and I'm quite new at Bleach... I don't know everything about anyone there, but I'm pretty sure.

FMA is... a little in between when it comes to knowledge.

I know EVERYTHING about Inuyasha, just go ahead and ask questions!

I told you this because I want you to know that sometimes the answeres aren't facts, just things that I think they would answer.

You can also give both me and Takara dares or questions, but not too personal questions.

The dares and questions have to be T-rated, no M-rated stuff here, which means NO LEMONS!

I'm not going to kill characters, unless I don't like them... and if I do kill them, which I like doing in a certain way...( if you've read my fics Captain Gold-Eye, The island and Poison, you should be aware of that), I'll ressurect them in a random or logical way

Please ignore my grammars...


Takara: Wow, that was long...

Me: Shut up! Oh, if you're Swedish, you can write it in Swedish and I'll translate it!

Takara: Shall I get our guests?

Me: *jumps up and down* YES YES YES YES YESYESYESYES! PLEASE DO!

Takara: *walks out of the room and comes back with Inuyasha, Kagome, Ed, Al, Toushiro, Ichigo and Matsumoto* Here they are... WAAH! *runs over to me* DON'T FAINT!

Me: Blaggediblaggediblaah...

Kagome: *looks at me with worry in her eyes* Is she okay?

Takara: Yeah, she's just overwhelmed...

Matsumoto: *raises her eyebrows* Really? How come?

Takara: Well... the three hottest guys ever, according to her, is in this room...

Ichigo: But there are four guys here! *glances at Inuyasha* I think...

Inuyasha: *growls* And what do you mean by that...?!

Takara: Well, sorry Ichigo, but you're just on 2nd place on that list... after Toushiro, Ed and Inuaysha...

*All of the boys mentioned suddenly turns crimson red*

Me: WAAH! Don't go and spoil my secrets to everyone! ... wait, we've forgotten one... where's the palmtree?

Everyone but me and Takara: Palmtree?

Ed: No... you can't be serious! You can't refer to...

*Envy enters the room*

Ed: ...Envy...

Envy: Well hello there Hagane no chibi-san! (fullmetal pipsqueak. Warning! Do NOT say this!)

Al, Takara and me: Oh no...

Matsumoto, Kagome, Inuaysha, Toushiro, Ichigo, Matsumoto: What?

Al: Plug your ears people...

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY THAT HE CAN ONLY BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFY GLASS?! (yes, one of my favs) *jumps at Envy*

Envy: WAH! *blocks but then fights back*

Kagome: Can't anyone stop them?

Takara: *turns to me* HIKARI! Eeh?

Me: THIS IS AWESOME! I've always dreamed about seeing this...*giggle* Blargediblargediblaaah!

Everyone but Envy, Ed and me: *sweatdrop*

Toushiro: This is ridiculous...

Takara: You're the only one that can do anything! You're the author!

Me: I knoooow! *squeal*

Inuaysha: Keh! I couldn't care less, let them have their fight*gets hit by one of Ed's shoes* Okay, NOW YOU'RE DEAD! *draws Tessaiga and starts to run forward*

Kagome: Osuwari...

Inuyasha: GNAH! *SPAM!* Why the hell did you that for Kagome?!

Kagome: *kneels by him* Because you were overreacting!

Toushiro: Interesting... *glances at Matsumoto* Where did you get that necklace and where can I find one?

Matsumoto: That's not nice taichou! *pouts*

Takara: Hikari-chan, you really should do something about all this...

Me: Yeah yeah.. I know... Al, go get your brother please.

Al: Okay... *picks up Ed that struggeles*

Ed: LET ME DOWN! I'M GONNA STRANGLE HIM!

Me: *walks over to him and looks him in the eyes* Edward Elric! Calm down, now...

Ed: NO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO AL!

Me: *fake smile* Ed, Ed, Ed... you're a genious... it shouldn't be hard for you to figure out what I am able to do as the author... you want an example?

Ed: *opens his mouth*

Me: Of course you do! Well, I've got the power to do EVERYTHING to you... I can kill you, but that'd be boring and I'd bring you back immideately because I don't want you to disappear... on the other hand, it would be VERY amusing to... rip off your shirt and let a LOOOOT of fangirls enter the room...

Ed: *pales* You wouldn't...

Me: Try me

Ed: *calms down*

Me: *pats his head* Good Edward! No, that wasn't nice of me... sorry...

Al: Excuse me author-san... but what are we doing here? Who are these people?

Me: *blushes at the word author-san* Well, first, My name is Onineko Hikari, call me whatever you like of those. And you're all here to do some... fan-service...

Toushiro: *raises eyebrow* Fan-service?

Me: *tries not to faint by the raised eye broow and his voice* W-well, it's actually quite simple. I explained it earlier. My readers are going to give you questions or dares. Your job is simply to answer the questions and do what they say!

Inuaysha: Okay...

Me: Well, and for the second question... why don't you tell everyone about yourselves one at a time? And no fighting... *points at the person closest to me, which is Kagome* Why don't you start? Leave NOTHING out...

Kagome: Ehm, okay. Hi everyone! I am Kagome Higurashi, 15 years old. I am the reincarnation of a miko called Kikyou, and therefore I have sacred powers. I'm collecting shards of the shikon jewel along with Inuyasha and I'm able to travel 500 years back in time, which is where I freed Inuyasha from a spell. And if he goes berserk, I can stop him with a word.

Me: Next!

Inuyasha: Feh! I'm Inuyasha, a half demon. I'm from sengoku jidai. I travel with Kagome and my goal is to become a full fleched demon, end of story...

Kagome: No need to be so cold Inuyasha...

Me: *squeal* KYAA! Exactly what I expected from Inuyasha-sama!

Everyone but me: -sama...?

Me: *blushes and ignore them* NEXT!

Ed: My name is Ed, short for Edward Elric. 15 years old and the oldest brother. I'm a state alchemist by the name Fullmetal alchemist, Hagane no renkinjutsushi. I've got an auto-mail arm and and an auto-mail leg. I'm searching for the philosopher's stone and I'M NOT SHOORT!

Envy: Nah, suure you're not...

Ed: *growl*

Inuaysha: What kind of growl was that? You suck at growling...

Kagome: Not everyone is half dog-demon you know...

Me: Can you please growl for me Inuyasha-sama?!

Inuyasha: *sweatdrop* Errr, sure... *growl*

Me: KYAAAAAAAAA!

Takara: Don't you dare faint on me... Next!

Al: My name's Alphonse Elric, or Al for short... I am 14 years old and the youngest brother, also an alchemist, but not a state alchemist as nii-san. I lost my body long ago, but my brother saved me by fixing my soul to this armor. *meow~ from inside his armor* Ehm... and I love cats...

Ed: *sweatdrop* Al...

Me: No no, it's ok! I love cats too! *glomps Inuyasha* But I love you too even if you're a dog demon Inuyasha-sama!

Inuyasha: *falls over* GNAAH!

Everyone but us: *stare and sweatdrop*

Takara: Toushiro, Ed, Envy... that may happen to you three as well you know...

Envy, Ed, Toushiro: Gulp...

Takara: Next...

Envy: I'm Envy the homunculus. I hate humans, I'm a shapeshifter and I'm the strongest homunculus, which is by the way a fake human. And I'll kill anyone that dare call me palmtree...

Me: *gulp* N-next!

Toushiro: J├╗ban tan taichou no Hitsugaya Toushiro da. (Captain of squad ten, Captain Hitaugaya Toushiro)...

Me: *tries not to faint*

Toushiro: Youngest shinigami captain ever, 5th strongest captain this far, maybe the strongest ever in a hundred years. My zanpakutou's name is Hyourinmaru, and do not underrestimate me...

Matsumoto: You really shouldn't... anyway*bright smile* HELLO EVERYONE! My name is Matsumoto Rangiku and I'm Hitsugaya-taichou's assistant captain! I hate paperwork... and you forgot to tell them that your weakness is sweet natto, taichou!

Toushiro: *blush* MATSUMOTOO!

Me: KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Ichigo: I'm Ichigo Kurosaki, 15 years old and substitute shinigami. And... what's so damn funny?

Inuyasha: *rolling on the floor laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Are you serious?! Your name is-is-is... Ichigo? As in strawberry? That's a girl's name!

Ichigo: No it's not! It's not for strawberry, it's for lonely solidier!

Inuyasha: Sure it is Ichigo-chan! *continues to laugh*

Kagome: Inuyasha...

Inuyasha: Gulp, yes?

Kagome: Osuwari

Inuaysha: GNAH! Come on! I was already lying on the floor! You didn't have to make me sink deeper!

Kagome: Osuwari *Spam, GNAH!* Sorry Kurosaki-kun, please continue *smile*

Ichigo: Ehm, yeah... I don't know what to say...

Me: Then I guess it's my turn! I'm Onineko HIkari! I'm 15 years old, lives in Sweden and I LIVE for manga, anime and cosplay. I love tragedy, angst, randomness and some humor... but I'm not that fond of parodies...

Takara: And I'm Takara, her assistant... I don't do much, exept hitting Hikari-chan with my pan in order to make her write.

Me: And that was all! Please help me with this and write dares or questions! SEE YA!

Everyone but me: See ya!