All right it's about time you learn that I hate Twilight.

Why do people like it?

Well I made a discovery.

Jacob Black, look at his last name.

It oddly looks like Sirius'.

So they have to be related.

Yet he's a werewolf.

Remus is a werewolf.

So somehow he has to have Siri's last name.

And Remmy's power of being a werewolf,

Well I have read Twilight

And I learned that in Twilight lycanthropeism is passed on through genes.

And didn't Jacob's parents die?

Well I'm not so sure but when I read it it never talked about his parents.

Well I was thinking a lot about this last night.

Well Remmy and Siri looked kinda young and Jacob is like 15.

So obviously his parents had to be kinda young.

Also Jacob has black hair, Siri had black hair.

So I'm also a fan of SiriRemmy.

So obviously I had to insert that =P

So this is my discovery

JACOB BLACK IS THE LOVE CHILD OF SIRI AND REMMY