22A/N: Hello dear readers! Enjoy this so far? … Good! And if not, why are you here? Well, here's the next installment of our sick and twisted jokes. Keep on enjoying! And don't forget to review!
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Well, this sucked. It just plain, flat out sucked! Not to mention how unfair it was! His boots were lost! And he had no way to find them before they were to move out for the day. He didn't want to be left behind.
Fai ran around the house, barefoot, looking for, if no his boots, then something to wear in their stead. They were sharing the house in this world with a very kind lady who was out most of the time. Maybe she had something for him to borrow for the day.
He slipped into her bedroom as he heard Syaoran calling for him and Kurogane. They were leaving soon. He all but dove into her closet, shifting through shoe after shoe, looking for matches at first, then shoes that looked nice and went with his outfit. He might be borrowing a woman's shoes, but he would not walk around looking like a fool who didn't know how to match.
But there were so many! He just couldn't choose!
Syaoran glanced at the clock again. Fai was taking a very long time and they were late as it was. What was the magician doing? He looked over at Kurogane, eyes pleading. He knew that the two of them had a certain amount of sway where the other was concerned.
Rolling his eyes he stood and walked up the stairs to fetch their last group member. Sakura and Syaoran glanced at each other before following the ninja. They check his room first. It was empty.
"Fai-san?" Sakura called softly. They closed the door and moved on to the next room, Sakura and Mokona's.
No one was in there either. Closing the door Kurogane saw the kids beginning to worry. He swore, if that mage was hurt he would kill him. And if he was fine and dandy, just off screwing around he'd hurt him. Either way, things would result in violence towards the lithe man.
They looked around Syaoran's room before accepting the fact that he wasn't there either. They searched the rest of the house until they were at the door of the only room they hadn't yet searched. Kurogane looked over at the kids, they were hesitant to go into their host's bedroom. He grabbed the handle and flung the door open. He didn't care.
What they saw had them all shocked and confused.
Fai twisted his leg so he had a full view of his foot at all angles. He'd found a nice looking pair of black boots. The thing was… they had heels at least an inch tall. He had decided to put them on and see if they worked. And oh did they!
He loved the heels! He might ask if he could keep them after apologizing for borrowing them. He continued posing in front of the mirror, losing track of time. He was brought back to reality when his three companions busted through the door looking for him and saw him mid pose as he stood with his rear to the mirror, enjoying the effects of the heels on that part of his body.
Everyone froze as he looked back at them, holding his position the entire time. "Oh, hi! Is it time to leave?"
Kurogane blinked in surprise a few times. "I don't know why you still manage to do things that I don't expect…" he muttered.
Syaoran closed his gaping mouth, as it had fallen open at the sight before him, turned around, and began walking away. Poor dear was probably out to wash his brain of what had just happened.
Sakura just looked perplexed as she nodded and told Fai that they were late getting started and that they had been looking for him for some time.
Fai gasped as he started moving. "I'm sorry Sakura-chan! We'll have to get moving if we want to catch up!"
They moved out and never spoke of what had happened in the bedroom again. Though, Kurogane sometimes brought it up in privet when speaking to Fai.
TBC…
A/N: Okay, I'm guessing this needs some explaining. Cosplay. We needed his boos but the only pair we had at the time were boots with heels. So we went with it and made jokes all day. What fun it was! Here are the results. Hope you enjoyed! Review please!