This is just a really short parody of the song Spider Pig from The Simpsons Movie. Kind of stupid, but it made me laugh when I wrote it.
The story behind this is a bit odd. In shop class, we made piggy banks, and I named mine Spader, because I'm a crazy fangirl and I'm weird like that. My friend was over today, and she started singing the first part, and we ended up writing the whole song and singing it to my siblings right on the spot. I wrote it down, and decided to post it. So, here it is.
Does whatever a Spader Pig does.
Can he swim
From the quigs?
No he can't, cause he's a pig.
You better look out, he's a Spader Pig!