6It was a boring, winter day in the Gryffindor common room, where four boys, James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew, sat on their favorite couch, trying to decide on what they are to do. It was raining outside, and surprising, the Marauders had done their homework already. Sirius was naming ways how they could prank Snivellus, but was yet to find one that they hadn't done yet. Then, James favorite little red head approached them, and suddenly James blurted out his problem to his girl friend, Lily.
"I'm boooooooored!" James whined to Lily.
"Oh, go listen to a radio, or do something obnoxious," Lily said sarcastically, rolling her eyes.
"What's a radio?" Peter asked, looking at Lily stupidly.
"Jeez, Wormtail, do you know anything?" Sirius asked in amazement as Remus chuckled.
Lily, acting much kinder torward Peter then Sirius, and answered, "It's a muggle thingy that allows your to listed to music with small speakers that work wirelessly throught a network."
This was too much for Peter's small mind. James just replied, "That sounds like fun! Do you have one?"
"Well, yeah, but will it work here?"
"Sure, if you go in the Forbidden forest," Sirius said sarcastically.
"Oh, shut up," Lily said as she went to her dormitory to find the radio that she speaks of. Moments later she showed up with it.
"TURN IT ON!" Sirius and James exclaimed together. Lily turned a dial in several different places, finally being able to hear something after about 5 minuets of searching.
"This song next was requested by a man, whom he called himself 'Lord Voldemort". His song he requested is called 'Hole in My soul'." The people sitting on the couch raised their eyebrows at each other and listened:
Im down a one way street
With a one night stand
With a one track mind
Out in no mans land
(the punishment sometimes dont seem to fit the crime)
Yeah theres a hole in my soul
But one thing Ive learned
For every love letter written
Theres another one burned
(so tell me how its gonna be this time)
Is it over
Is it over
Is it over
cause Im blowinout the flame
Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns the knife inside of me
Take a look and you will find theres nothing there girl
Yeah I swear, Im telling you girl yeah cause
Theres a hole in my soul thats been killing me forever
Its a place where a garden never grows
Theres a hole in my soul, yeah I should have known better
cause your loves like a thorn without a rose
Im as dry as a seven year drought
I got dust for tears
Yeah Im all tapped out
(sometimes I feel broken and cant get fixed)
I know theres been all kinds of shoes underneath your bed
Now I sleep with my boots on but youre still in my head
(and something tells me this time Im down to my last licks)
cause if its over
Then its over
And its driving me insane
Is it over
Yeah its over
And Im blowin out the flame
Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns the knife inside of me
Take a look and you will find
Theres nothing there girl, yeah, I swear
Im telling you girl yeah cause theres a hole in my soul
Thats been killing me forever
Its a place where a garden never grows theres a hole in my soul,
Yeah I should have known better
cause your loves like a thorn
Without a rose.
"What the heck, that was weird. Who else would be 'Lord Voldemort?' And how could he be calling muggle radio stations?" Remus asked. Every shook their heads and listened,
"That was Aerosmith's 'Hole in a Soul'. This next song was requested by Severus Snape. He requested November rain, by Guns and Roses."
Then, a loud noise came outside the portrait, and Snape came bursting and yelled to Lily, "Lily, turn on the radio and listen to this song!" The song played:
When I look into your eyes
I can see a love restrained
But darlin' when I hold you
Don't you know I feel the same
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November rain
We've been through this
Such a long long time
Just tryin' to kill the pain
Yeahh..
But lovers always come
And lovers always go
And no one's really sure
Who's lettin' go today
Walking away
If we could take the time
To lay it on the line
I could rest my head
Just knowin' that you were mine
All mine
So if you want to love me
Then darlin' don't refrain
Or I'll just end up walkin'
In the cold November rain
Do you need some time
On your own
Do you need some time
All alone
Everybody needs some time
On their own
Don't you know you need some time
All alone
I know it's hard to keep an open heart
When even friends seem out to harm you
But if you could heal a broken heart
Wouldn't time be out to charm you
Sometimes I need some time
On my own
Sometimes I need some time
All alone
Everybody needs some time
On their own
Don't you know you need some time
All alone
And when your fears subside
And shadows still remain
I know that you can love me
When there's no one left to blame
So never mind the darkness
We still can find a way
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
Even cold November rain
Don't ya think that you
Need somebody
Don't ya think that you
Need someone
Everybody needs somebody
You're not the only one
You're not the only one
Don't ya think that you
Need somebody
Don't ya think that you
Need someone
Everybody needs somebody
You're not the only one
You're not the only one
Don't ya think that you
Need somebody
Don't ya think that you
Need someone
Everybody needs somebody
You're not the only one
You're not the only one
Don't ya think that you
Need somebody
Don't ya think that you
Need someone
Everybody needs somebody
"Hey, Snivellus, you greasy git, hands off my lady," James said, holding his Lily flower.
Snape glared at them and then left. Once again, the group listened to the small muggle toy.
"That was Gun's n roses November Rain. This next song is Canadian Idiot by Weird Al."
"I love this song!" Sirius exclaimed, running down the stairs from the boy's dormintory.
"Where have you been?" Remus asked.
"Making a few phone calls…"
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
So quick, before they see it comin'
Time for a pre-emptive strike!
"That was Weird Al's 'Canadian Idiot'. This next song is 'The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny'."
Every looked up at each other in bewilderment. Then, Professor Trelawney ran in and exclaimed, "This song foretells the future! You must listen!" Then she ran out. The 5 teens listened:
Old Kreacher was hopping around
Diagon Alley like a big playground
When suddenly Sirius burst from the shade
and hit Kreacher with a dungbomb
Kreacher got ticked and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by James
who proceeded to open up a can of James Fu
When Remus Lupin came out of the blue
And he started beating up Peter Pettigrew
Then they both got flattened by the Sirius Broom
but before it could make it back to 12 Grimauld Place
Lord Voldemort popped out of his grave
and took an elder wand out from under his hat
and blew James and Lily away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of Magic and he ran away
because Harry Potter came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Kreacher took a bite out of Harry Potter
like Mad-eye took a bite out of crime
and then Peter came back covered in a tire track
but Fred Weasley jumped out and landed on his back
and Sirius was injured, and trying to get steady
when Lord Voldemort came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
George Weasley took him out with his Bludger
then he saw Kreacher sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his wand which he just couldn't find
'cause Sirius stole it and he shot and he missed
and Fred Weasley deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Lord Voldemort tried to pole vault
onto Harry Potter, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Basilisk Stare
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Albus Dumbledore
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Severus Snape
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Sirius changed back into Padfoot
but Albus saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Sirius's head in between his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy hat
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe
and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Dobby in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
"There is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate destiny."
"What the heck? Who were half of those people in the song?" Lily asked. Everyone just shrugged at her.
"Next is the last song of 'Pick you song Hour'. A man named 'Albus Dumbledore' picked this out. It is the final Destination. Enjoy, and good night."
We're leaving together But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back To earth, who can tell?
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground
Will things ever be the same again? It's the final countdown The final countdown Ohh We're heading for Venus
and still we stand tall 'Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all, yea With so many light years to go
and things to be found (To be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so
It's the final countdown The final countdown The final countdown (The final countdown) Ohh ho ohh
The final countdown, oh ho It's the final countdown
The final countdown The final countdown (The final countdown) Ohh It's the final countdown
We're leaving together The final countdown
We'll all miss her so It's the final countdown
(The final countdown) Ohh, it's the final countdown Yea
"Ok, Lils, the radio rocks."
Alright, Guys, please review! Oh, and this is Lizzy's brother. Lizzy wouldn't ever write anything like this anyway. So don't judge me thinking I'm Lizzy! Oh, and this is my first fanfiction, so PLEASE REVIEW!