Hello all, guess what?! I HAVE MY COMPUTER ONLINE AGAIN, WWWWWHHHHHOOOOOOO! i'm SO glad, now i can update my fics sooner! anywho, enjoy chapter 1 of Kit vs. Kat II!



Burt was in the kitchen watching Kat and Kit while they ate. "hmm..." he mumbled, looking at Kit. something didn't seem right about her. "Coop!" he yelled.

"whatever it is, i didn't do it!" Coop yelled.

"it's nothing like that, just get down here!" Burt said, rolling his eyes. Coop ran downstairs and into the kitchen.

"what is it dad?"

"son, how much food have you been giving Kit?" Burt asked. Coop forwned.

"same amount as aways dad. why?" Burt pointed at the pink cat. there was no doubt that she was gaining weight. Coop gasped.

"wow Kit, you've got to lay off the cat treats". Kit gave him an insulted look before she went back to eating.

"well if you're not overfeeding her, then we'll just have to take her to the vet and see what the problem is. if there even is one" Burt said. "she could just be getting a little lazy". Kit gave him an insulted look. right before she threw up all over the floor.

"i'm telling you, i'm fine" Kit said to Kat a few minutes later. the two cats were sitting on the patio watching Burt, Coop, Cassie, Dennis, and Millie play ball in the backyard.

"then why did you blow cat chunks just now?" Kat asked. Kit sighed and shrugged.

"i don't know" she said defensively, snuggling against Kat. it had only been two months since Kat and Kit confessed their feelings for eachother, and the two couldn't have been happier. Kat hadn't tried to harm Coop in weeks, and Kit was, although a little moody at times, happier then she'd ever been. and Kat now knew that this was where he belonged; here, on earth... with Kit.


Kit struggled as Coop and Burt tried to put her in the cat carrier. "c'mon Kit, it's ok" Coop was saying. Kit growled. She loved Coop, and she didn't want to hurt him, but she'd put a claw in him if necessary. Kat was sitting on the couch, not wanting to get involved. He loved Kit more then anything, but he knew that she wasn't the kind of cat to mess with. Coop finally managed to shove Kit into the cage, and she growled and swiped at the door. She looked at Kat. A small smile crossed her face.

"it's funny" she thought. "it seems like just yesterday I told Kaz that Kat was the last guy I'd ever fall in love with". She sighed. "and now look at us". She giggled. And suddenly she felt giggly. She didn't know why, and then a few seconds later a pang of sadness washed over her and she started crying. "what is wrong with me?!" she said. And then, just like that, she was laughing hysterically.


"ok, who's next?" Kit growled as Coop carried her cage into one of the backrooms. "so what seems to be wrong with Kit?" the vet, Dr. Smith, asked.

"she's gained weight, a lot of weight" Coop said. Kit sighed. "I have not!" she said, but all Coop heard was "MEOW!" he looked at her and slowly took her from the cage. Dr. Smith looked at Kit and screamed.

"oh my!" he cried.

Coop laughed.

"don't worry, she's nothing like Kat". Kit growled and hissed. "mostly". After a quick once over, and an internal examination, Dr. Smith came to a conclusion.

"well, there's nothing wrong with Kit". Coop frowned.

"really? Then why is she fat?"

Smith hesitated. "well…

CLIFFHANGER! i know it's short, but i wanted to leave you guys hanging till the next chapter. but most of you probably know what's wrong with Kit anyway, but i wanted to write it like this anyway. so hope you enjoyed that, and don't forget to review! and now that I HAVE MY COMPUTER BACK, chapter 2 should be coming up inthe next few days!