57A/N: Anyone ever seen the movie Cruel Intentions? Best movie ever! Expect the ending. The ending pissed me off. I personally think that Sebastian and Kathryn should have ended up together. Damn Annette and her…. Whatever she is. Kathryn and Sebastian deserve each other! They're both manipulative assholes. Damn it! So anyways, this is Cruel Intentions Naruto-style! I will not lie. The beginning will be almost exactly like the movie, but the later chapters will differ from the movie. Greatly. Because as I said, Kathryn and Sebastian should have ended up together. It's like a Cruel Intentions fan fiction and Naruto fan fiction all in one. XD So, on we go! :) Oh and just for the sake of my laziness, let's just say, for this fan fiction, that homosexuality is perfectly normal and is as common as heterosexuality. :D
Warnings: boy love, language, character bashing (but it's a universal bashing XD), heavy sexual themes, lots of incestuous moments, OOC, AU, and just a bunch of bad stuff. ^_^' Read at your own discretion. You've been warned. So no flames because if you flame me then I have nothing against torching you. :D
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR CRUEL INTENTIONS
"Talking"
"Thinking"
– Time/Scene Change
Part One: We'll Lace Everything in Our Cruel Intentions
Naruto didn't really think that an office made of almost entirely glass was a very smart idea. Honestly, didn't these people know how easy it was to push someone out a glass wall? But then again, these people were ridiculously wealthy, and ridiculously wealthy people could afford to be as reckless as they wanted. Money is a very beautiful thing after all.
"Naruto."
The dazed blond rocked his head from side to side as the annoyed therapist glanced at her watch for the fifth time in the last hour.
"Naruto," she called again. "Let's try and focus."
"What do you mean?" Naruto pleaded as he pushed off the couch he was originally laying on. "What else could I say? I'm a fool. A horrible, stupid fool."
"No you're not, Naruto." The therapist replied, trying to sound enthusiastic.
"Please don't lie," the blond answered as he walked to double glass doors of the therapy office. "I can't even feel sorry for myself because I'm some poor little rich boy."
"It's not your fault," the therapist stated. "Adolescent is a very difficult time," she raised her voice so that she could be heard over Naruto repeatedly banging his head against the glass door. "Without the proper guidance from your parents during these years, many things can go wrong. But you have to rise above their mistakes, and I believe you can do it Naruto."
Throughout the therapist's speech, Naruto continued to bang his forehead against the door while making rude, mocking faces at the preaching therapist. The blond was kind of hoping he would have lost consciousness by now or the damn therapist would at least stop talking.
Luck could be such a bitch sometimes.
"You can overcome your parent's mistakes," the therapist then reached behind herself and grabbed one of her books off the pile staked beside her chair. "Here." She offered with a smile.
Naruto stopped abusing his head and turned to face the therapist. He walked towards her with a look of awe and grabbed the offered book. "An autographed copy? For me? Really?"
"Of course," she smiled as her hand quickly scribbled "charge for book" on her notepad. "It's all yours. You really need to stop being so hard on yourself Naruto. The past is done and gone. You can't change it."
"You're absolutely right," Naruto nodded in agreement and then looked around the therapist office, looking a little lost. "Ya know, it's kind of hard to believe that… That there was once a period in my life where the only thing I could think about was…" Naruto looked guiltily to the side. "Sex…"
"Yes," the therapist quickly agreed. "It's a horrible way to go through this wonderful thing we call 'life'."
"You are so right," Naruto answered. "I mean, take yourself for example: you're a very attractive person and you have… Very beautiful legs…" Naruto paused to admire the therapist's legs as she awkwardly uncrossed them. "May I take a picture?" The blond then shook his head as if disgusted with himself as he walked around the office. "But thankfully, that was the old me. You've cured me and for that I'm eternally grateful." Naruto grinned as he leaned on the therapist's grand, oak desk.
"Enormously proud of you." The therapist replied quickly and glancing at her watch again as she got out of her chair.
"Sooo, same time next week?" Naruto asked hopefully.
"Oh no," she answered as she shook Naruto's hand. "I'm going on my book tour. It starts tomorrow, so I'll be gone for a month."
"What? Why?" Naruto asked, holding tighter onto the therapist's hand. "But I need you."
"But other people need my help as well Naruto," she smiled while jerking her hand out of Naruto's grip. "But I'm not worried about you Naruto." She walked around her desk and sat down. "You're going to be just fine."
"Really? You think so?" Naruto asked.
"Positive," she smiled.
"I hope so," the blond patient added, almost pitifully.
"But if you need anything, anything at all, feel free to call the office whenever."
"Okay," Naruto grinned happily. "Then may I have a hug?"
The therapist flashed Naruto a strained smile before slamming her desk draw shut and walking back around the desk. She hesitantly gave the smiling blond a hug and when she tried to pull away, Naruto tightened his grip on her.
"Okay," she said awkward while patting Naruto's large back. "You can let go now."
"But—"
Thankfully the phone started to ring and Naruto was forced to release the therapist. She pushed the speaker phone button as she quickly pulled away from Naruto.
"Yes?"
"You're daughter is calling."
"Tell her I'm with a client." She then turned the speaker phone off.
"That her?" Naruto asked while pointing at the decently large picture of a pretty blond girl hung above the therapist's desk.
"That's her." The therapist smiled proudly. "My pride and joy."
"She seems nice," Naruto commented as he admired the picture.
"She's wonderful. Straight A student and an incredibly gifted child. She's attending Yale this fall."
"Wow, now this is exactly the type of person I should be going out with."
"Unfortunately, she's a little out of your league." The therapist turned Naruto's attention away from her daughter's picture. "No offense of course."
"None taken," the blond answered with a shy grin.
"So then, take care of yourself while I'm gone," she said as while pushing Naruto towards the door. "I'll see you in a month."
Naruto quickly turned before he could be pushed out the glass doors and held the book up. "Thank you. You're an amazing person."
"Thank you, good-bye Naruto."
"Good-bye," the teenager answered as he pushed open the door and left.
The therapist then sighed in relief and went back to her desk. She settled in her seat to finish some last minute paperwork before her phone started to ring again. She pressed the speaker.
"Yes?"
"Your daughter is still on hold," the secretary's voice answered.
"Damn…" she cursed and picked up the phone receiver and pressed two.
"You put me on fucking hold?" her daughter screamed through the phone before the therapist could even make sound.
"I'm sorry," she apologized. "What's wrong honey?"
"I thought he loved me," the daughter cried. "He told me he did! I even believed him. God, I'm such an idiot."
"Now, now honey, it'll be okay. Take ten deep breaths and clear your mind. Place yourself ou—"
"Damn it mom," she cut in angrily. "Shove it. There are picture of me everywhere on the internet!"
"Pictures? What pictures?"
The daughter was near hysteria. "Naked ones mom! Naked! What am I gonna do?!"
"What? How did this happen?" the therapist yelled.
"It just… He was… I don't know mom." She cried. "At first, he just said that I had beautiful legs and then he asked if he could take a picture. And then everything just got way out of hand. What am I gonna do mom?" She tried to control her breathing. "Mom? Mom! Are you there?! MOOOOM!"
The therapist dropped the phone and tore out of her office like hell's hounds were on her heels.
Naruto walked down the stairs and flipped the book open to the first page. He smirked down at the black signature before closing the book and tossing it into the nearby garbage can and continuing on his way.
"Nartuo! You fucking bastard! Naruto!"
Naruto turned around and grinned as he watched his therapist pound angrily on the second floor glass wall.
"You bastard!" the therapist continued to scream. "I'll make you pay for this! You will pay for this!" she jerked her arm out of an officer's grip and continued to bang on the glass. "You little asshole! Don't think you can get away with this!"
"What's wrong with her?"
Naruto turned to see a cute red head standing beside him. "Some people just don't know when to get therapy when they obviously need it." Naruto answered with a wide grin.
The red head chuckled as the police officer tried to stop the therapist again. "I'm Naruto by the way."
"Jake. Nice to meet you." The red head answered.
The blond, bored with the therapist's temper tantrum, turned to face his new friend. "I know this is kind of random, but would you like to get lunch?"
Jake grinned. "Sure."
"Cool," Naruto grinned back as he wrapped his arm around the other male's slightly smaller shoulders. "You're treat."
Jake raised a challenging eyebrow, but shrugged nonetheless. "Fine."
Naruto grinned goofily as he placed a chaste kiss on the red head's cheek and the two walked out of the building, leaving a still yelling, psycho-looking therapist behind.
"I cannot tell you how happy we are that our Hinata will be attending Leaf Academy with you this fall. You've always been such an inspiration to Hiashi and I as we raised our dear Hinata. We just hope that she can rise to the high standards that you've set for her."
"Thank you," Sasuke replied with a polite smile. "I'll do my best to help her if she should need it." One of the butlers placed a silver tray with filled tea cups on the coffee table beside Sasuke's seat.
"Arigato Kyo-san."
"Douitashimashite." The butler turned on his heel and hurried out of the room.
"Ahh, I was not aware that you could speak Japanese, Sasuke." Mrs. Hyuuga nodded her head in approval. "Were you born in Japan?"
"Yes ma'am," Sasuke answered politely. "But my mother and I moved to America when I was about five, and that was where she met my step-father."
"Ahh, you see. I've been trying for years to get Hinata to learn Japanese. But she just refuses to learn." Mrs. Hyuuga shook her head in disproval. "Such a shame. Oh and I was under the impression that you had an older brother." Mrs. Hyuuga looked to the ceiling in wonder then looked back at Sasuke. "Oh yes, Itachi was it?"
"Yes," Sasuke offered the two Hyuugas a cup of tea, but both declined with a shake of their heads. "Aniki decided to say in Tokyo for… personal reasons."
"I understand," Mrs. Hyuuga smiled brightly and then turned her attention to her blushing and fidgeting daughter. "Now Hinata, Sasuke is very well liked and trusted. Listen to him, and you'll go far my dear."
"Yes, mother," Hinata answered, her eyes glued to the floor. "Um… Sa… Sasuke… May… I ask s… something?"
"Of course," Sasuke answered. "Anything. I'm here to help you after all."
"Um…" Hinata's blush darkened as she pressed her pointer fingers together shakily. "Wh… what are the boys… like? Ow…" The shy girl whimpered as her mother pinched her thigh.
Mrs. Hyuuga laughed in embarrassment. "Hinata, is that all you can think about? How can you ask Sasuke something like that? Please forgive her Sasuke. She's never attended a co-ed school before."
"Oh no, it's fine." Sasuke answered. "Perfectly understandable. You see Hinata, most of the boys that attend Leaf Academy are all very upstanding men." Sasuke paused as a hesitant expression crossed his lovely face. "However, I will not lie. There are the occasional bad apples that—"
"Like your step-brother?" Mrs. Hyuuga interrupted. "I can't believe they haven't expelled him for what he did to the poor music teacher."
"I hear he's recovering quite well." Naruto entered the large room as if on cue and walked over to where the Hyuugas were sitting and leaned down next to Mrs. Hyuuga's ear. "Nice to see you again Mrs. Hyuuga!" The blond shouted.
Sasuke glared at Naruto as he walked away from the uncomfortable older woman. Mrs. Hyuuga looked appalled but quickly tried to cover it up, which only caused Sasuke to shift uncomfortable in his seat.
"You… Um… Remember my daughter Hinata?"
Naruto turned from where he was standing beside Sasuke. "That is an adorable shirt." The blond complemented with a sly smirk.
"Thank you," Hinata answered as she started to pull on the shirt so that she could see it herself. "My father took me on a trip to Australia last summer."
Naruto looked intrigued while Sasuke merely smiled politely. "And how are things down under?" the blond asked, smirking, his breath-taking blue eyes looking down where Hinata had unconsciously spread her legs open, revealing her plain, white underwear. "Wet I hope."
"Naruto!" Sasuke slapped his step-brother's arm as a look of horror crossed his pale features.
Mrs. Hyuuga smiled politely as she pushed her daughter's legs closed.
Sasuke jerked his head to the side, which Naruto responded with a look of agitation before the blond walked behind Sasuke, towards the grand piano. "I'm so sorry," the raven apologized quickly.
"Well," Mrs. Hyuuga said with a sigh. "I think it's about time for us to go. Thank you so much Sasuke for everything."
Sasuke nodded and stood from his seat. "Hinata, I'll call you and we can plan your schedule."
"Th… Thank you." The shy girl smiled and then looked to Naruto with a bright blush. "Go… Good… Good-bye Naruto."
The blond grinned and blew Hinata an over exaggerated kiss. "Ciao Bella!"
Mrs. Hyuuga threw Naruto a nasty glare as she grabbed Hinata's arm. "Let's go Hinata. What is wrong with you? Don't you know how to keep your legs together? This isn't Germany (*)."
Sasuke and Naruto stayed frozen as they watched the two visitors leave. Both didn't move a muscle until they heard the slam of their front door.
"God," Sasuke sighed in relief as he unbuttoned the top buttons of his clean, white dress shirt.
Naruto chuckled humorously as Sasuke sat back down. "I didn't know it was asshole day at the Uzumaki house."
Sasuke threw Naruto a smirk over his shoulder. "Just taking her under my wing." The raven took a cup of tea off the tray before Naruto moved it and sat down next to Sasuke. "By the way, the parental units called while you were out."
"Joy," Naruto answered, taking off his sunglasses and setting them on the coffee table beside him.
"And how is your bitchy, skank, gold-digging mother enjoying Kyoto?"
"She suspects that your alcoholic fag of a father is doing the driver."
Naruto shrugged. "Good."
Sasuke eyed Naruto suspiciously. "What? No witty comeback?"
The blond shrugged again.
"What's wrong?" Sasuke asked and then smirked. "Therapy not going well?"
"It was fine," Naruto answered and reached into his back pocket. "Jake." He showed Sasuke a folded napkin with blue numbers written across the front. "'Call me'. Psh. As if." Naruto sighed as he tossed the napkin at Sasuke and then stood up.
Sasuke took another sip of his tea and then looked at the tossed napkin before shrugging and used it to wipe his mouth and then dropped the napkin to the floor.
"I'm so sick of sleeping with these stupid high-class 'aristocrats'." Naruto looked at a painting of his father then as if talking to painting, continued saying. "Nothing shocks them anymore."
"Well you can relax," Sasuke said with a smirk as he set his cup of tea down and turned in his seat so that he was facing Naruto. "I have a mission for you."
"Really?" Naruto asked as he walked back over to where Sasuke was seated. "What?"
"You remember Kiba Inuzuka?"
"Oh, you mean that football player that dumped you over three weeks ago?"
"Yes, I went to great lengths to please him. Very big sacrifices were made on my part to keep him happy."
"Sorry?"
"Anyways, I was angered to discover that Kiba had fallen for someone else."
Naruto smirked. "You don't mean…"
"That's right. None other than sweet, innocent Hinata Hyuuga."
"Oh so that's what this is all about." Naruto stated as he walked over to the grand piano. "You always have a hidden reason to everything you do."
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer." Sasuke quoted with a smirk as he leaned back into the long chair. "When I'm done with her, she won't be able to show her face anywhere in the city without everyone looking at her with disgust."
"Why go through Hinata?" the blond asked as he leaned against the piano. "Why not just attack Kiba directly?"
"Because if there's an attack on Kiba, then it could be traced back to me, and that can't happen, no matter what. Everyone loves me, and I intend to keep it that way."
"Hmmm. Point taken and this is my problem how?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I need you to seduce our young Hinata Hyuuga." Sasuke smiled but then his expression turned into an annoyed one when he noticed that Naruto's attention was wandering. "She's cute." Sasuke shifted on the almost bedlike couch. "Her young supple body."
That got the blond's full attention.
"And that tight, firm… ass," the raven smirked as Naruto walked over to him. "Uncharted waters." Sasuke used his foot to pull Naruto down and ran his pale hand down Naruto's scarred cheek. "Be her captain Uzumaki," Sasuke whispered as Naruto rubbed his skilled hands down and up Sasuke's thighs and then underneath the raven's white, un-tucked dress shirt. "Bravely go." Naruto nuzzled Sasuke's offered neck and raised his head so that his mouth was only centimeters from Sasuke's. "Where no one has gone before." Sasuke finished with a smirk as his hands ran down Naruto's hard chest.
Naruto sighed as he leaned closer towards Sasuke's tempting lips, but still not quite touching. "I can't."
Naruto then instantly found himself on the other side of the couch. Sasuke had pushed him away out of annoyance, and Naruto instantly missed the warmth.
"And why not?" Sasuke nearly growled as he stood up from his seat.
"Come on Sasuke, it's just too easy." Naruto shrugged out of his designer suit jacket and dropped it on the floor. "Just go get one of your stupid little boy toys to do it for you. I do have a reputation to uphold after all."
"Really?" the Uchiha raised a questioning eyebrow as he sat down in another chair. "And doing the therapist's daughter is a challenge?"
"She was over-charging," Naruto answered simply. "But this," Naruto stood up from the couch and grabbed a magazine that was placed on the coffee table and walked over to where Sasuke was sulking. "Is a challenge." The blond dropped the magazine onto the small table beside Sasuke.
The raven glanced at the magazine cover blankly before looking back up. "I know how to please a man in bed thank you very much."
"Stop being a little bitch and turn to page twenty-four."
Sasuke rolled his eyes and picked up the magazine in irritation. "Why I Plan to Wait by Sakura Haruno." Sasuke then continued to read silently for a few minutes as Naruto walked up behind him. "Damn. Is she serious?" Sasuke asked in disbelief as Naruto's warm hand moved down the raven's cold chest.
"She's daddy's little angel," Naruto smirked as he enjoyed the feel of his step-brother's soft skin. "The epitome of chastity and virtue." Naruto then snatched the magazine out of Sasuke's hands. "Let's see." The blond walked back towards the bed-couch. "Boring, boring, boooooooring. Boring again, still boring, still boring, sti—Ah!" Naruto cheered proudly.
Sasuke yawned out of boredom.
"Daddy's little angel has a boyfriend, Rock Lee. They've been going out for almost a year and a half. Aww," Naruto looked up and deadpanned. "Lee understands."
"Lee? Didn't I fuck him a week ago?" Sasuke asked. "Anyways, I don't know how this relates to anything, she lives in Arizona. A little far, don't you think?"
"Oh contraster mon amie."
"It's 'ami'' (*)," Sasuke interrupted. "You would know that if you actually listened to our French tutor instead of figuring out the best way to fuck him."
"Anyways, the virgin's father has accepted the new headmaster position at our school," Naruto continued, choosing to ignore his lovely step-brother's comment. "So she's staying with my grandmother while her parents sell their house." Naruto grinned at Sasuke even though the raven continued to stare at the blond with a blank expression. "Can you imagine what this will do to my reputation? Screwing the new headmaster's beloved daughter before school starts. She'll be my greatest conquest." Naruto stared dreamily at the ceiling.
"I'm so happy for you, but you don't stand a chance. Even this is out of your league." Sasuke explained with a smug smirk.
Naruto looked to his step-brother and grinned brightly. "Care to make a wager then?"
"Hn. I'll think about it."
"Well then," Naruto walked towards the closed double doors and pushed opened them. "I'm going to go get something to eat."
"If you mean that disgusting stuff that you call food. I had the maid throw it all out. Our house is now, thankfully, free of ramen."
"You only think you had the maid throw it out," Naruto smirked as he walked out of the room, leaving an irritated Sasuke behind.
Naruto first walked into the adjacent room and deposited his car keys onto the large desk placed in the middle of the room. Naruto then walked towards the kitchen, but stopped halfway at hearing his name.
"Naruto," Sasuke called, standing at the door of the room they were both originally in. "Come here for a minute please."
"Can't even get some ramen in peace…" Naruto mumbled angrily as he stomped back into the room. "Yes?"
"That little bet of yours." Sasuke smirked at the taller blond. "Count me in."
Naruto now looked mildly intrigued. "Really? So what are the terms?"
"Well," Sasuke took a step back as Naruto started to advance on him. "If I win, your car is mine."
"And if I win?" Naruto questioned.
"Then I'll give you something you've been obsessing about since the day our parents got married," Sasuke felt the back of his knees hit the bedlike couch.
"Hmmm," Naruto admired his shorter step-brother beauty. "Be more specific."
Sasuke smirked and unbuttoned his shirt the rest of the way. "Simply put: I'll fuck your brains out."
Naruto looked to the side and then back to the very tempting raven. "What makes you think I'll go for that? That is a 2009 Ferrari Spider."
Sasuke pushed the left side of his dress shirt down so that it fell off of his shoulder and showed off his beautiful pale, smooth skin. "Because I'm the only one you can't have and it kills you."
Naruto looked at Sasuke and forced himself not to push his persuasive step-brother up against the wall and take him right then and there. "Forget it," the blond finally answered and turned on his heel to go in search of his beloved ramen.
"I'll even let you top," Sasuke stated absently.
Naruto paused and a grin spread across his lips. He turned around and his grin widened at the delicious sight Sasuke made. "You've got yourself a bet, babe."
Sasuke smirked back and held his hand up, which Naruto took and the two shook on it.
"Good luck hunting Naruto." Sasuke settled into the couch he was trapped against. "You'll need it."
TBC…
(*) – In French adding an "e" to a noun makes it feminine, while leaving the "e" off makes it masculine. There are expectations of course, but this is the general rule. :D
(*) – Prostitution is legal in Germany. :) Culture lesson right there. XD Or something like that. ^_^'
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