Well, I've decided to write my very first fanfic, sort of. It's completely random and I was bored so what the hey. I got the idea from maximumcullenxxx's fic. So yeah…

Disclaimer: I sadly do not own anything. James Patterson owns all things Maximum

Ride.

"Fang?"

"Yeah Max?"

"What would you do if I was pregnant?"

"WHAT? WHY? ARE YOU? WHO'S THE FATHER? I'LL KILL HIM!"

"FANG!"

"What?!"

"I meant hypothetically."

"Oh."

"But it's nice to know that you care."

"Umm… okay."

"So…"

"So…"

"What would you do?"

"Umm… well…"

*BOOM*

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

"I told you. The blue wire not the green!"

"No you didn't. You said green!"

"Blue!"

"Green!"

"Blue!"

"Green!"

"Oh dang it. What happened?!"

"Well, Gazzy does not know blue from green."

"Yes I do. Iggy isn't clear with instructions."

"Didn't I say no bombs?"

"Nooo…"

"Yeah right. –insert lecture here-"

"So…. Where were we?"

"…"

"Oh yeah! So what would you do if I was pregnant?"

"…"

"Fang! Come on!"

"I think I hear my test tube calling."

"WTH?! Fine. How about a different question?"

"Okay."

"You promise to answer it right?"

"…Sure…"

"What would you do if I laid an egg?"

"I'd tell Iggy turn it into a delicious omelet."

"HUH?!"

So… how'd I do? Was it bad? Terrible? Good? Disgusting? Utterly atrocious? Let me know what you think.

R&R please? With Dr. M's amazing cookies on the side?