Warning:

Humour. Swearing.

Violence. Bloody gore. Song-fic.

Songfic. I don`t own Death Note! It says

FAN fiction for a reason!

Chapter 1.

This Is Halloween!

2 males appear: they both look fresh out of collage. Both clad in t-shirts and jeans and a school-bag each, they walk into a place called "Los Angeles Mental Hospital". They both inwardly grimace.

#Boys and girls of every age, wouldn`t you like to see something strange? #

'Hello, young man…who are you visiting?' an elderly man in a white coat asked.

'I am going to visit a old friend…' the raven said, pulling his brunette partner with him. L glared at the man in white, as Kira looked around with red eyes.

Only tearing his eyes away to write the man`s name down in a black note-book. The duo then sprint down the corridors in search of his room. They needed him.

'Kira! Kira! Wait! The room`s 13! Not 31!' L called to the brunette, who paused in mid-step. L grabbed his wrist and pulled him to the right direction, smiling.

'Oh, thanks L.' Kira said, following him.

#Come with us and you will see, this a town of Halloween. #

10 minutes later…

Kira picked the lock on the door. It only took a few minutes, but it took both of them to push the door open. Damn door.

#This is Halloween!

This is Halloween! #

'Heavy door…' Kira sighed, L nodded.

'Too heavy for my liking.' he stated, then Kira hears him … L hears him…to hear the boy`s voice…in such a long time was uplifting, but the sight was horrible. The poor child… did they even care?! Kira reached for his Death Note, and then paused at the look L gave him. He sighed, putting the note away.

#Pumpkins scream in the dead of night. This Halloween! Everybody make a scene! #

An malnourished-looking, raven-haired boy, about 17-years-old, lay chained and motionless on a bed, blood oozing out from the corner of his mouth, his hair all ragged, his ghostly pale skin, burned and scarred, partly covered by the grimy strait-jacket, pale, ripped frayed blue jeans cover his legs, but what had captivated Kira the most was the crimson eyes. ~Shinigami eyes? ~ Kira wondered. ~He needs to be fixed. ~

'Hiya L…*cough* what are you doing here?' the teen asked, gazing at them, Kira pulls out a set of keys, and gets to work. B watched the 16-year-old unlock the bindings on him, and as he was pulled carefully out of bed. B smiled gratefully at him, still sat on the bed.

#Trick or treat till the neighbours come and die of fright. It`s our town, everybody scream! #

L gazed sadly at his best friend helping his insane heir. B wriggled his toes.

'Thank-you. Raito Yagami…' he softly said, Kira gently tugged B to his feet.

'My name`s Kira…Raito Yagami doesn`t exist anymore…' he corrected airily.

'Oh? Fell victim to the evil within?' B asked, as Kira nodded. L simply stared at the psychotic duo, just wondering how the heck Kira managed to turn him into being sadistic like him…oh wait, he just showed L how to use Death Note on criminals then proved to L how rotten the world is. And Kira needed help fixing it up. How troublesome.

#In this town of Halloween. I am the 1 hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red. #

'We need you to help us…' L started.

'…Build a new world.' Kira finished, unbuckling B`s strait-jacket. B tilted his head with a question, he looked at Kira.

#I am the 1 hiding under your stairs, with fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair. #

'Okay…but 1 question…how do you stop me from killing you?' he asked slyly.

'Easy…I let you kill everybody else but us. And, you can have all the blood and strawberry jam you could possibly want.' Kira said, knowing Beyond wouldn`t say no to an offer like that, when there is bloodshed involved, and L would look away. Or better yet, L would join in.

#This is Halloween! This is Halloween!

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! #

'Deal.' B said, as they walk out of the room to wreak havoc on the world. Starting with the mental hospital. Gotta start somewhere ya see.

#In this town, we call home, every1 hail to the pumpkin song! #

'So, we should get going.' L told them, checking his bag for a random object.

'Yes, I know just about all the names of the staff here. And if you give me 1 of those death books, I can easily wipe out their pitiful existence.' B told his saviours, Kira grinned at him.

#In this town, don`t we love it now, everybody waiting for the next surprise! #

'Or I can do it the old-fashioned way.' The crimson-eyed raven told him.

'With a knife…hey, go wild.' Kira said, handing him said weapon. B accepted it with a demonic smile, the kind that would make you shiver in fear.

#Round that quarter, then, hiding in the trash-cans, something`s waiting to pounce, and how you`ll… #

L watches the crazed teen cackle, then break out into a run, Kira tugged on his sleeve. He sighed and followed.

#…Scream! This is Halloween! Red and black and slimy green.

Aren`t you scared? That`s just fine. #

'Take this bastards!' B screamed, slashing at the so-called doctors. He marvelled at the beautiful crimson liquid called blood, splashing all over him.

#Say it once, say it twice, take a chance and roll the dice, ride with the moon at the dead of night. #

'I take it he loves blood.' Kira stated, watching B kill all who wronged him.

'Yep, he practically eats people.' L said grimly, Kira wrinkled his nose.

#Everybody scream!

Everybody scream!

In our town of Halloween. #

'Ew. That`s gross…although slashing people looks like fun…I want a go!' Kira said as a scythe covered with skulls and bones materialises out of thin air, and landed with a clatter in front of him.

#I am the clown with the tear-away face, here in a flash and gone without a trace! #

'What the…wicked scythe!' Kira grins, as he picks said object up, the blade is huge.

'Must be your fellow shinigami friends.' L stated dryly, pulling out a camera to catch the duo of murderous teens in their little slasher games. He gave them a tiny sinister smile. Kira grinned back.

#I am the who when you call "who`s there?"

I am wind blowing through your hair. #

Kira smiled as warm blood splashed on his face, B laughed crazily, lapping the blood up from his knife. The more they slashed, the more scarlet liquid came pouring on them like fountains.

#I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright!
This is Halloween: this is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween! #

L stared at the huge crimson rivers flowing around him, then at the blood-soaked duo: the raven looked at them through the lens of the camera and skilfully snapped a few pictures.

#Tender lumplings everywhere,
life`s no fun without a good scare!

That`s our job but we're not mean
in our town of Halloween!#

He made a mental note to ask how they manage to sleep at night, knowing that they killed count-less people.

#In this town, don't we love it now,
everyone's waiting for the next surprise! #

From the corner of his eye, he spied 3 shinigami: Ryuk, Rem, and another shinigami wrapped in bandages. Just stood there. Watching the carnage.

#Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back, and scream like a banshee,
make you jump out of your skin!#

When the last victim crumpled in a heap on the floor, the boys responsible, walked towards L with identical grins, L looked around the splattered hall that they were stood in with a small frown on his porcelain features. He then smiled.

#This is Halloween, everybody scream,
won`t you please make way for a very special guy? #

'Kira-kun, B-kun, we have an audience.' He gestured to the shinigami in the corner of the room. B smirked at them as Kira tilted his head, tiny rivers of blood dripped down the side of his face. The shinigami visibly flinched.

#Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch, everyone hail to the pumpkin king!

Now, this is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween! #

'Erm, Light? Why are you covered in blood?' Ryuk asked in confusion.

'I like blood…and my name is Kira.' Kira replied meekly, tapping his scythe. Ryuk gulped. ~What have I created? ~ He mused as the trio walked past them.

#In this town we call home every1 hail to the pumpkin song. #

'Those humans are really interesting.' The shinigami stated, as they began to follow the murderous trio. It seemed that whatever crime they committed, L would either record or join in. soon he would crave blood…soon.

#La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la la yeeaah…#