Warning:

Horror. Blood gore. Swearing. Crossover. AU.

Humour. Multiple deaths. Supernatural. Stupidity.

Random-ness. Sadistic/smart/demonic Naruto.

I don`t own Naruto…or the Joker, but I do own the plot.

~Thinking. ~ 'Speaking.' 'Demons speaking.'

'Dolls speaking.'

It`s ALIVE!

Naruto smiled at the toddler-sized doll and reached for the fabrics he had just got from the store, and began to sew.

'I will call you…Joker.' He smiled as he picked up his materials and made a purple suit, and a green undershirt of polyester cotton, black plastic shoes for Joker to wear, sewn a mane of green woollen thread for hair, painted the face a ghostly white, black round the acid green eyes and red for the sinister smile he had carved on it so that it matched his own, so now they both will be smiling forever and he gave it a set of metal element-proof claws, and miniature knives stowed away in it`s clothes.

'Let`s put a smile on that face!' Naruto cackled, as he poured a bit of Kyuubi`s chakra into it. Enough to give it a life. He didn`t realise that Kyuubi had gotten the real Joker`s soul and also poured it in.

'Now, we will have endless fun Joker!' he cried, holding up the newly created Joker doll in the air, then lowered his arms as he hugged it, content with months and months of hard work. Joker began to whine.

'Hey! Boss! Not so hard! My head`ll pop off!' it cried out, struggling to be released.

'W-what?! Joker? You`re alive! Oh wow!' Naruto smiled, as he set Joker on his table.

'Yep, and I hope you put man parts on me. Or maybe later, when your older.' Joker grinned.

'Yeah, don`t wanna screw that up.' Naruto agreed, the green-haired doll gasped.

'You have scars like me, but you look no older than 10-years-old. And you made me too! Just who are you exactly?' Joker asked him.

'My name is Naruto Uzumaki, I`ve had the whisker 1s since I could remember. The smiling 1…I got when I was attacked by a mob a month ago. Actually, I`m 12 not 10, oh, by the way, I have a 9-tailed-demon lord sealed in my tummy, so that`s how you was made.' Naruto explained. (A/N: Naruto already knew Kyuubi was trapped within him, so he used it to his advantage.)

'Whoa, quite the burden, eh Naruto?' Joker said as it all quickly sunk in, he spied a clock.

'You have no idea Joker.' Naruto sighed as he drummed his fingers on the table. The clown looked at the digital clock that read 8:30.

'Uh, do you have somewhere to go, cos if ya do, then you`ll be late. It`s 8:30.' Joker told him as his creator began to dash around.

'Oh, shit! If I`m late again, Iruka-sensei will have a fit!' the blonde boy yelled. Soon he was wearing baggy distressed jeans with a top that had "I see the fuck-up fairy has been at work again!" written on the front and his trademark orange jacket. He grabbed Joker, not wanting to leave him alone and tucked him into his jacket, tied his hit-ate around his neck and climbed out of the window, since the door was broken thanks to the damned villagers.

'Hey, Naruto? What`s ninja school like?' Joker`s muffled voice asked as Naruto ran.

'It`s okay, I suppose.' The young ninja said.

'If you say so…I`ll freak people out in case I get bored.' Joker muttered.

15 minutes later…

'You`re late Naruto!' Iruka glared.

'Sorry. I slept in.' Naruto apologised as he walked to his seat in the back of the class and sat down with his artistic best friend/surrogate brother who was doodling.

'Hiya Sai.' He greeted the pale boy next to him, who put his pencil down to wave.

'Hello Naruto, you finally finished that "project" of yours?' Sai quietly asked him.

'Yep, he`s walking and talking.' Naruto smiled as he carefully got Joker out of his jacket and onto the table. Sai blinked, Joker licked his scars, then walked to the edge of the table sat down and dangled his legs.

'Whoa, what`s he called?' the raven asked.

'Joker…hey! Where ya goin?' Naruto hissed as Joker walked away. Sai nudged him.

'Shh, I think he`s going to torment Uchiha.' said the raven, Naruto shook his head.

'Not likely, Joker`s got demonic chakra in him, Sai.' He told him, and they both smirked.

With Joker…

'Oi, emo-chicken!' a voice hissed. Sasuke lifted his head up to see a 2ft doll with a clown face looking down at him. He glared.

'Not gonna smile kid? If so, then you`ll have to meet my maker…he`s a riot!' Joker grins.

'What are you?' Sasuke ground out, hoping the tiny clown will leave him to brood alone.

'You may call me Joker, and I`m a agent of chaos.' Joker smiled, as the glare intensified.

'Why so serious?' he grinned as he pulled out a switch-blade and leaned closer to Sasuke.

'Why. So. Serious?' Joker asked again, putting it to the raven`s shocked mouth. Sasuke`s eyes widened in horror: he was about to have his face carved like Naruto`s. ~Did this "Joker" carve Naruto`s face too? Sasuke mused, frozen in shock.

'Let`s put a smile on that face!' the chibi clown cackled, as he gripped a struggling Sasuke`s hair, ready to make Sasuke smile…

'WHAT THE HELL?!' a shocked yell from 1 Inuzuka Kiba startled him, Joker closed and shoved his blade in his suit pocket.

'It`s ALIVE!' Ino screeched in horror.

'See-ya!' Joker cackled as he jumped off the table and onto the floor, he ran under legs.

'Quickly! Joker!' Naruto hissed to the clown, who quickly made a bee-line for him.

'Whoa, that was close!' Joker sighed as he was safely tucked away in Naruto`s arms.

'Did you see the look on Uchiha`s face! Oh, I wish I had a camera!' Sai snickered.

'Me and you both, good boy Joker!' Naruto chuckled as he patted said clown`s head.

'Thanks. Er, who are you?' Joker asked Sai.

'Oh, I`m Sai, Naruto`s best friend, and surrogate brother.' Sai introduced as he began to draw Joker threatening sakura.

'Name`s Joker, Gotham`s clown of crime.' Joker stated as Naruto and Sai gasped.

'What?' he asked the staring duo.

'As in the ancient city Gotham?' Naruto stared, Joker nodded with a fond smile.

'When did Gotham become ancient?' he asks.

'Bout…5,000 years ago. Give or take a few.' Sai told them. Joker gasped as the words hit home. He`d been asleep all those years!

'Whoa…that`s quite a while. I`m just glad you dragged me from hell, that`s all.' Joker managed to get out, before falling silent.

'Okay, now that weird kid is gone, you must now take the graduation test! We call out names and you`ll be tested.' Iruka called out, as Mizuki nodded in reply.

A few hours later…

(You know how the rest goes.)

'And how will this help?' Joker asked as Naruto opened a massive scroll on the forest floor and began to look at the contents.

'Mizuki-sensei said if I can do a jutsu from this scroll, I can pass the test.' His creator said, as Joker plopped down next to him.

'I reckon you should see what other things you can learn from this.' Joker told him.

'Huh. "Kage bunshin"? Perfect!'

'How bout "oni-inu-no-jutsu" boss.'

The duo continued to read through the scroll, after Naruto had perfected kage bunshin, they were able to learn more.

'Wonder what`s at the end.' Naruto mused.

'Hehe…there`s only 1 way to find out!' Joker giggled as they grinned and rolled it all out.

'NARUTO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!'