68The Joker Doll
Warning:
Horror. Blood gore. Swearing. Crossover. AU.
Humour. Multiple deaths. Supernatural. Stupidity.
Random-ness. Insane/sadistic/smart/demonic Naruto.
I don`t own Naruto…or the Joker, but I do own the plot.
~Thinking. ~ 'Speaking.' 'Demons speaking.'
'Dolls speaking.'
This entire fic was inspired by my little brother`s Batman Build-a-Bear and reading a few Rozen Maiden mangas. ^_\)
Will remain T-rated until I feel like it…
Sorry if you don`t understand some of the phrases/words that I use…I`m British… so if anybody doesn`t understand, feel free to ask! Uhm, here are the pairings:
NaruSasu. Joker-Harley. Sai-Haku.
For those who dislike what I write: nobody`s forcing you to read this, and I DO WHAT I WANT! ^_\) OMFG IT HAS BEEN FOREVER! I am soo sorry!
Mind you, I haven`t watched Naruto in about…11 years now, I am quite literally doing this at the top of my head and/or making things up as I go along…and Sasuke seems to be turning into the shinobi version of Harley Quinn…oh shit! I seem to be doing a lot of this kind of shit lately…
Bless you all for the support and love!
Chapter 13
The hills are alive…with the sound of people screaming in agony!
'Master…master Naruto? Wake up please…I had a bad dream…'
'Mhh…Sasuke? What`s wrong?'
'Hug me, I`m scared…'
'What?'
'I`m scared…I don`t know why…I just am.'
The next day…
'Are you okay, Sasuke? You was a bit shaken last night…' Naruto asked a quivering Sasuke, when he got no reply, he grabbed the raven and pulled him into his lap and cuddled him. Sasuke made a soft whine and buried his face into the blond`s chest.
'I am now…now that you`re here…' came the muffled reply, Naruto hummed and kissed the top of his head to reassure him.
'Scare-Crow…'
'What?'
'No, I need to make something…I just remembered something Deadpool said…let me get some things from the market…' Naruto mused, standing up and pulled on his boots and a jacket. Sasuke ran after him and began to hurriedly put on his things.
'I`m coming with you…' Sasuke said, daring Naruto to refuse him, the hybrid sighed when the other teen crossed his arms in defiance.
'Fine…it`s good to see your almost back to your semi-normal self.' The blond quipped as he grabbed his hand and pulled the other out of the door.
Deadpool crawled out from under the bed, a little spider on his head.
'I miss you Spidey…I miss you Wolvy…I wonder if Boss will bring you back, I wish he does…' he mused, gently pulling the spider off him and back under the bed.
'You know, we could always ask him that this "Wolvy and Spidey" are your friends and that you miss them…I bet he would bring them back.' Ivy said, watering a tiny plant on the window-sill.
'Spidey and Wolvy are heroes…uh, they`re actually called Spider-man and Wolverine…'
'Ohh…that`s gotta suck.' Harley replied.
'It does…plus, have you noticed Boss is only bringing back villains? And the occasional anti-hero?' Dead-pool continued, Joker blinked and tilted his head. (1)
'You have a point, but this kind of, uh talk, needs to be done some other time, cuz quite frankly, I want to know where Boss and Sassy went.' He said, running a hand through his green birds' nest he calls hair.
Killed it.'
'Haha!'
In a shinobi village, far, far away…
'There is a disturbance in the Force…' (2)
'Shut up Tobi.'
'No, really, there is something wrong.'
'Be quiet, Tobi.'
'But Leader-'
'SHUT YOUR DAMN COCK-HOLE!'
'Thank-you Hidan.'
'Of course sir.'
The three cloaked figures turned as a fourth figure emerged, and then sat down, ate a piece of pocky and noticed the other three was staring at him.
'What? Deidara and Sasori were sparring, so I got bored, any news on my foolish little brother?' he asked, Tobi and Leader looked at each other nervously.
'Hm…time of my prayers to Lord Jashin.' Hidan stood up, bowed and left.
'Uhm…I think sempai wants to talk to me, okaythanksbyeee!' and Tobi ran. Leader inwardly cursed the scatter-brained ninja, and turned to face the other man.
'Itachi…I heard that, something happened with the Kyuubi container…the boy went insane, and he has ensnared the youngest Uchiha…and made him his…' Leader hesitated, Itachi suddenly stood up and glowered at the other man.
'Stop stalling and tell me what happened to my baby brother!' Itachi snapped, brandishing a stick of pocky like it was a sword, Leader flinched: he has seen Itachi kill people with those little chocolate sticks of doom.
'He…um…has become the Kyuubi vessel`s pet…' Leader said, the room`s temperature dropped 10 degrees. He gulped as Itachi advanced towards him.
'WHAT?!'
Back in Konoha…
'Ahh! Stop nibbling me…Sai!' Haku scolded the artist, Sai smiled a little and kissed him on the cheek, and gently ran his hands over Haku`s hair.
'Sorry, my love…I just can`t keep away from you…' he apologised, Haku smiled at him and kissed him back.
'It`s fine…as long as you don`t do a Naruto special, I`m fine with it.' He said, smoothing back Sai`s dark locks, Sai smiled softly and then snickered to himself.
'A "Naruto special"? What does that even mean?' he found himself asking the ice-wielding shinobi, Haku hummed and sat down on a woven chair,
'Well, a "Naruto special" is pretty much how he behaves around Sasuke, you know: constantly kissing and groping him, and also keeping an obsessive eye on him...Sasuke practically worships the ground he walks on, that kid of fanatical behaviour cannot be healthy...' Haku trailed off, Sai distracted him with a few harsh kisses and a lusty grin.
'They seem to be happy, why interfere Haku? Also...the house is empty...let`s have some fun?' he smiled at the other teen, successfully distracting him by slowly undressing himself.
With Naruto and Sasuke...
'I think we need to stock up on more food...among other things.' Sasuke said, pulling Naruto into a supermarket. Naruto sighed and picked up a basket, playing the part of an unwilling team-mate being used as a pack mule.
'Quit griping and carry this for me!' Sasuke barked at him, a sly smirk crossing his face when he saw that Naruto got a predatory gleam in his eyes, upon seeing the numerous hickies covering his pale neck, the blond sidling up behind him and pressing his front into Sasuke`s back under the pretense of grabbing a can off the shelf.
'Hmm, we do need this, right? Do we need more than one?' he asked, holding the can in front of Sasuke and discreetly pressing their lower halves closer before moving back a little.
'Yeah, we`ll need about three cans...you tease.' Sasuke said, softly. Before long both baskets were full of the needed items and the pair took them to the cashier, Naruto back in the role of pack mule.
'Three cans it is, darling.'
The obligatory confused head tilt, that I may or may not do.
Star Wars.
Tobi: I am so very sorry, I legit forgot that it had been literal years since I last updated this fic...I even got myself a laptop to write as well! At some point, I`ll just go through this fic and sort it all out cos it`s so old and kinda cringey, but I shall fix it! Hopefully...