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Hunny's gigantic chocolate cake had been knocked over.
Right on top of Kyouya's head.
Chocolate icing was dripping down his face, on his clothes, in his ears and on his glasses. Renge gasped in shock and Kaoru bit his lip as he tried not to burst out laughing.
Mori and Haruhi had walked back to the action when they heard the commotion and Mori was now making his way over to Hunny who was hugging Usa-chan, completely scared of what Kyouya was going to do. Hunny was wincing; it had been his fault that the cake had dropped on Kyouya. Mori came up behind him, putting his hand on Hunny's shoulder. Kyouya removed his glasses from his face and accepted a napkin from one of his customers. He cleaned the lenses and put his glasses back on, pushing them up the bridge of his nose with his index finger.
He straightened up, fixing his blazer and walked away.
Chapter 4
The Third Music Room was one of the biggest rooms in the entire school and therefore had several other rooms and closets inside, although none of them led to the outside but the main room where the hosts worked. In one of the closets there was a change of clothes, one for each of the former or current hosts and next to the closet was a small stall with fabric surrounding it so that whoever needed to get changed could do so privately. After the cake mishap, Kyouya had gone and gotten a change of clothes and shut himself in the changing room. After several minutes, the others started to worry a little because he had gone in and not come out.
Haruhi walked over to make sure that Kyouya was alright.
"Ùh...Kyouya-senpai, are you alright? You've been in there for ten minutes."
"Haruhi, would you go and see if Tamaki has an extra set of clothing?" Kyouya said, not coming out from behind the curtain.
"Sure but why? Don't you have any?" Haruhi asked
"Don't ask questions, just go!" Kyouya yelled, opening the curtain just enough so that Haruhi could see his face. He wasn't wearing his glasses because they had gotten ruined from the cake and although he had attempted to wipe off the frosting with a napkin given to him by one of his clients, all that had done was rearrange the dirt. Unfortunately, the one thing that they happened to not have in the third music room was a sink so he couldn't wash them.
Kyouya was panicking, Haruhi could tell even though most people couldn't. Sensing his distress, she nodded silently and agreed to his demand. She walked over to the room right next to the stall and went up to the cupboard where Tamaki kept his extra clothes. She opened it and it was empty. Haruhi sighed and closed the cupboard, walking back to Kyouya.
"Kyouya-senpai, he doesn't have any spare clothes. He must have emptied out the cupboard last week when he quit the club. I did the same thing." Haruhi said
"What about Hikaru and Kaoru? Or Mori-senpai? Hunny-senpai?" Kyouya asked, his panic becoming more apparent.
"Sorry senpai but Hikaru and Kaoru's clothes would be too small and so would Hunny-senpai's. As for Mori-senpai's, well, they would be way too big." Haruhi said, "Besides, what's wrong with your clothes? I know you have some, you always do. Not to mention that you always have an extra pair of glasses."
"I'll tell you what's wrong if you promise not to tell anyone." Kyouya said. Haruhi was getting worried, Kyouya wasn't acting like himself at all, and he was freaking out. What was going on?!
Haruhi nodded and Kyouya stuck his head out again, looking from side to side to make sure that no one was watching and he stuck his hand out and grabbed Haruhi's jacket, pulling her in.
Haruhi's eyes widened and she bit her lip as hard as possible to stop herself from laughing. It wasn't working well because she still managed to let a few giggles slip before slapping her hand over mouth. No wonder Kyouya had been panicking.
"What are you wearing?!" Haruhi asked, still trying her best not to further humiliate her friend.
"Someone, most likely the twins, thought it would be funny to replace my clothes with these." Kyouya said, pointing to his outfit.
He was wearing purple pants with yellow polka dots on them and a puffy neon green shirt which read 'Free Hugs' and had pictures of metallic gold stars around it.
"Oh, and don't forget these," Kyouya said, picking up his spare glasses and placing them on his face. The glasses were hot pink with giant lenses and purple ribbons hanging down from the back.
Haruhi burst into laughter, not being able to contain herself any longer.
"Sorry senpai..." She took a breath from laughing. "But this is just too funny! You look ridiculous!" Haruhi took another breath and sighed, calming down.
"Don't you think I know that?!" Kyouya snapped. Haruhi shook her head.
"Sorry senpai but I don't know what to do. The only other boys here are the twins, Mori-senpai and Hunny-senpai whose clothes, we've already established won't fit and Tamaki-senpai doesn't have any spares. Cassanoda-kun's wouldn't fit you and as for Nekozawa-senpai..." Haruhi smirked. "Well, he might have an extra cloak..." Haruhi said, earning her a glare from Kyouya.
"I am not wearing one of Nekozawa-senpai's cloaks." Kyouya said
"What other choice do you have? You only have three choices, you either remain in your sticky and dirty clothes until someone comes and rescues us or you wear these," Haruhi said, laughing a little and pointing to the clothes Kyouya was already wearing. "Or you could wear Nekozawa's cloak."
"What would I wear underneath?" Kyouya asked
"You could wear these clothes underneath." Haruhi suggested, "Nobody would see them anyway."
"And what about my glasses?" Kyouya asked, pointing to the pink travesties on his face and picking up his sticky ones.
"Well, you could either wear the sticky ones and not be able to see or you could not wear glasses at all and not see or you could wear the pink ones and be able to see but get laughed at." Haruhi said
"Is there another option?" Kyouya asked. Haruhi thought for a moment then snapped her fingers.
"How bad is your vision?" Haruhi asked
"About a six," Kyouya said, taking off the pink glasses.
Haruhi sighed, "Never mind then," She said
"What was your idea?" Kyouya asked
"Well, I was gonna let you use my extra contact lenses but your sight isn't as bad as mine." Haruhi said.
Kyouya sighed, "Go get Nekozawa-senpai's cloak," Haruhi smiled and walked out from behind the curtain, being careful not to open it too much so that anyone who might be looking their way be able to see Kyouya and his outfit. She walked over to the other side of the room, the darkest corner, and sat down on the ground beside Nekozawa.
"Hello Haruhi," Nekozawa said, not removing his eyes from Belzenef.
"Nekozawa-senpai, do you happen to have an extra cloak?" Haruhi asked. Nekozawa chuckled and smiled creepily at Haruhi.
"Have you decided to join us in the Black Magic Club?" Nekozawa asked. Even though he now attended university, he was still president of the Black Magic Club. Haruhi smiled politely and shook her head.
"No, Kyouya-senpai has," Haruhi said smirking.
"Has he really?" Nekozawa's eyes widened. Haruhi laughed and nodded her head.
"Yes, he's seen the light, or rather, the dark." Haruhi said. Kyouya was one of her best friends but he hadn't exactly been the nicest person over the years, always raising and reminding her of her debt. Just because she agreed to help him didn't mean she couldn't have a little fun with it.
"That's why he's hiding behind the curtain in the changing room; he doesn't want to get hit by light. He sent me here to get him a cloak so he could safely walk over here to talk to you about joining and getting his curse doll." Haruhi lied, very convincingly.
"How wonderful! Indeed, I do have an extra cloak," Nekozawa said, pulling it out of nowhere from behind him. Haruhi's eyes widened.
"How did you do that?" Haruhi asked. Nekozawa smiled creepily at her.
"Black magic," Haruhi nodded, no longer smiling. She accepted the cloak from Nekozawa and stood up, mumbling a thank you and walking away. Before bringing Kyouya the cloak she stopped in front of the room and cleared her throat, catching a lot of people's attention.
"Excuse me everyone but does anybody wear glasses?" Haruhi asked. A few of the women surrounding the twins raised their hands. Haruhi nodded, noticing that they were all wearing contacts which meant that they might either have some extras or they might have a pair of glasses they could lend.
"Are any of you a six?" Haruhi asked. They all shook their heads and Haruhi sighed.
"Well, thank you," Haruhi said as she walked away.
Once she reached the stall again, she waited a few seconds before talking.
"Senpai, I got the cloak," She said. Kyouya didn't waste any time in sticking his head out this time and simply grabbed her jacket and pulled her in. Haruhi handed him the cloak and he tried it on, thankfully it fit perfectly so it wouldn't drag on the floor and cause Kyouya to trip and it wouldn't be so small that he would have to crouch down so that no one could see the clothes he wore underneath.
"Also, I'm sorry but nobody has any contacts or glasses that you could use so I guess you're going to have to wear those," Haruhi said, pointing to the pink glasses. Kyouya shook his head as he adjusted the hood on the cloak.
"I won't wear any glasses," He said
"Um...senpai, you can't see without your glasses." Haruhi said. Kyouya shrugged and shook his head.
"True but I will not wear those atrocities." Haruhi nodded, she just about to leave when she stopped and turned back around to face Kyouya.
"Oh and Nekozawa-senpai wants to talk to you." Haruhi said, holding back her laughter. Kyouya nodded just as Haruhi turned around. She put her hand on the curtain when Kyouya stopped her.
"Haruhi," He said. She turned around again.
"Thank you for your help, you really are good friend. Good luck in America" Kyouya said, causing Haruhi to smile. It must have been hard for him to say. He quickly added, "And Haruhi, remember, neither of us will ever speak of this again." Haruhi, still smiling, nodded and walked out from behind the curtain.
I know! Kyouya was pretty OOC, especially at the end of the chapter but I swear I tried to make him as IC as possible. It's really hard to write Kyouya heartfelt and kind without making him seem OOC. Anyway, please review!
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