Author's Notes: I saw a few of these and I figured I should give it a try. I did try to get them short. If not, who cares?

Anyway, I tried picking the crossovers where NO ONE else picked . So any of you guys who read the other ones won't get bored with mine. Please Review!

Warning to those that are thinking to do this Challenge: Its harder then is looks!

23 Crossovers, a Merlin Challenge

Summery: Merlin Challenge from DrusillaSnaps. The Task is to pick 23 films or/and TV Shows and cross them with Merlin. Dare to guess them right? Good luck!


(Merlin and Arthur)

"Did I wrong you in another life, Merlin? Were does this intolerable hatred for me come from?"

"Knowing that our father loved you more then me."



"What's your power?"

"I don't have one."

"Pendragon. Sidekick!"


(Merlin and Arthur asking Hunith)

"Come on, Ma. Out with it. Who came out first?"

"All right, I suppose you have the right at know. Are ya ready?"


"The one with the biggest cock!"


(Merlin and Arthur)

"Arthur, what's happening out there?"

"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"


(Merlin accusing Arthur and Gwen)

"Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East? Was it you? Answer me!"

"Leave him alone!"

"You stay out of this! I'm here for vengeance! So it was you, was it? You killed her!"


(Arthur and Lady Vivian)

"Who's Merlin?"

"Oh just some angry freak with a ponytail who's tracked me all over the world."

"What's wrong with ponytails, ponytail?"


(Merlin talking to Arthur)

"Look, uh…Arthur… I'm gonna be straight with you: I saw your penis and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out."

"When did you see my penis?"

"Last night, when you were showering."

"Where were you?"

"Oh I was outside, in the bushes."


(Arthur and Gwen)

"Morgana's unborn child is hopefully going to be a bastard, because…I'll tell yah, I've seen some of the men that she's spend time with and A: half of them are not…you know white. And B: the other half are, uh, no more than above a fifth grade education."



"Haha! I am no longer the Box Sorcerer! I am now…the Mechanical Frog Sorcerer! Uhh… I changed my mind! I am once again The Box Sorcerer! Who will have nothing to do with mechanical amphibians!"


(Merlin trying to get Gaius' attention)

"Gaius, there's a half-dead-fat-man eating a dead-fat-man…am I the only one who realized this…? Oh, okay…"


(Merlin and Nimueh)

"I can't help thinking about what that old woman said. 'Beware of the Full Moon…'"

"We're Sorcerers Merlin, not Werewolves!"


(Arthur and Nimueh)

"Hey. Guess what Saturday is! Our two-month Anniversary!"

"You're right! Wow, two months ago I kidnapped you and forced you to be my husband."


(Merlin and Arthur)

"Good job, Merlin! Wow, that didn't even leave a bad taste in my mouth."

"Wait for it, sire."

"…Oh there it is!"


(Arthur and Gwen)

"Thank you Arthur"


"Never mind."



(Arthur talking to Uther about Merlin)

"He thinks he's found a magical land…"


"In a the upstairs wardrobe."

"What? What did you say?"


(Merlin and Arthur)

"Shan't say nothing if you don't say please."

"All right…please."

"NOTHING! Haha! Told you I wouldn't say nothing if you didn't say please. Haha!"


(Merlin and Morgana)

"And so the Sorcerer fell in love with the Seer."

"Stupid Seer."


(Merlin and a foolish Knight)

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a Kingdom is insignificant next to the power of the Old Ways."

"Don't try to frighten us with you sorcerous ways, Emrys. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data scrolls or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebel's hidden fortress…."

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."


(Merlin talking to his dog; Morgana in a pit)

"It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told."

"My family will pay gold. Whatever ransom you're askin' for they'll pay it!"

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."


(Arthur and Morgause)

"This is blasphemy! This is Madness!"

"Madness? This is Camelot!"


(Merlin and Arthur)

"You're the one who makes deals with sorcerers yea? Well I've come to make mine. Release me."

"Or what?"

"Or I kill everyone."


(Merlin and Nimueh)

"A friend gave this to me. Its Albionian. You mind translating it?"

"Good luck."

"You don't remember me? We spoke on the phone two days ago. I told you I would find you."


(Uther and Merlin)

"You remind me of the babe."

"What babe?"

"The babe with the power"

"What power?"

"The power of voodoo."

(End of Challenge)

Author's Notes: Wow, I'm finally done! I hope I did alright. Anyway, PLEASE fill free to Review and post your answers!

I will post the Results in a week or so. Unless I get lots of Reviews so its depends. -hint-hint-

Review and I hope you enjoy reading this. Its 0132 hrs and I'm going to bed! Took me 5 hours to do this! LOL! Night all!