Chad: So which one of you girls is going to get me a sandwhich? And by sandwhich I mean sandwhiching me between you two and by that I mean just your boobs.

Chad: And you cut the crust off just the way my mommy does.

Sonny: This explains so much...

Chad: Tell me where it hurts

Operah: My va jay jays painin'!

Chad: TMI!

Nico: Buh-Bye!

Grady: Who was that an actress?

Nico: Prostitute.

Grady: I hope you got a twofer (two for one)