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Season 1, Episode 7: Poll'd Apart
A vicious gossip columnist attacks Tawni, and then the rest of the So Random cast when Sonny tries to persuade her to go easy on her co-star.
Sonny: Chad thinks hes hot but hes so not.
Nico: Yeah the car is what makes him hot.
Tawni: Its those types of things that makes it hard for you to get a date!
Sonny: Its like a mullet for your butt!
Li: Do I need to say anything?
Tawni: Oooh! How about 'heres a razor'!
Chad: Love the wings.
Grady: Love you! I MEAN THE CAR THE CAR!
Li: Sharona's a bitch.
Sonny: I didn't give you a prompt.
Li: I know but were you going to do it?!
Zora: As long as theres fire I'm in!
Sonny: Simmer down now Zora we don't want a repeat with that arson investigation.
Sonny: Shes threatening us with shenanigans!
Captain Barbrady: I heard a report of shenanigans!
Fast Friends Episode 8
Sonny's public image is maligned during an interview.
Interviewer Santiago: Hold on so nice girl from Wisconsin is tight with the hottest hollywood bad boy.
Sonny: I wouldn't say tight.
Chad: No you'd say(in girly breathy voice) "Oh Chad! Do it again!" (serious voice) I do stuff to her.
Sonny: This is why we don't have roleplay nights anymore.
Episode 9 Sonny with a Chance of Dating
Sonny falls for an actor who has a guest appearance on MacKenzie Falls, in spite of Tawni's persistent advice that she shouldn't.
Sonny: Its a day to day something. Somtimes hour by hour.
Chad: OH YEAH 3 HOURS!
Sonny: And just so you know this is our first and last fake date.
Chad: Just so long as the action isn't fake
Sonny: Would I do this if I were on a fake date?
*Pulls off Chad's shirt and starts frenching him.*
James: Can we air this on Disney?
Episode 19 Sonny in the Middle
Sonny: What can I say I've got a gift for giving gifts.
Chad: She hasn't given me the gift of 'sweet love' all week!
Sonny: Would you stop popping in here!
Chad: Then live up to dem booty call rules!
Nico: You know whats weird? You've never kissed a girl!
Grady: You know whats weird? You paid to kiss a girl!
Butters: Well it was only about sixty-five cents aww geez!
Episode 21 Sonny So Far
Gilroy: Its like a talk show that punches you in the nuts!
Li: That would be all talk shows.
*end flashback with nico and grady*
Sonny: They are great guys.
Li: Darnit these are all flashbacks!
Gilroy: What about Zora she seems pretty weird.
Li: More like psychotic!
*Zora throws javelin at Li*
Sonny: Why do you bait her like that!?
Gilroy: You girls are giving me nothing!
Chad: Well shes been giving me bl-
Sonny: NAH NAH NAH THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Tawni: We've made pacts that Sonny wasn't even apart of.
*Flashback to thunder force 4*
Li: That is NOT something to be proud of!
Gilroy: It'd be shorter if you spilled a little bit.
Li: Aha! Yes I'm getting more pop ins theres nothing funny with a flashback episode!
Gilroy: Give it up for Chad Dylan Cooper.
Sonny: Been there done that got the T-shirt.