95OK, so i was really bored right now, and i was just looking through the internet when a Dora The Explorer add comes up, and i could just imagine Emmett acting like a little kid and singing to Dora. and well no story is complete without Bella! Anyways I know this is retarded but i literally wrote this in about 5 minutes.
Please Review! EVEN IF ITS TO TELL ME HOW STUPID AND RETARDED THIS IS!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS OF TWILIGHT (or DORA)
Like many other mornings of this summer, I woke up reasonably early and got to my feet within seconds. All of the Cullen's, except Emmett, had gone hunting this weekend. I was bored of my mind, sitting at home watching TV, so I decided to go see what my big bear-of-a-brother was doing today.
I arrived at the Cullen house with little problem, and walked to the front door knowing they never lock their door.
I turn the corner and stop dead in my tracks.
"dora!
boots!
come on dora!" Emmett was standing in front of the TV with Dora The Explorer at full volume.
"Come Bella! Sing with me!" Emmett said dragging me in front of the TV.
What the hell, I thought to myself, at least this is better than doing nothing
"do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!" Emmett and me both sang, just bouncing around the room. Luckily I didn't trip at all.
"we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
you can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!" We both keep doing our crazy dance moves and singing at the top of our lungs.
"swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it's dora the explorer!" We screamed at the same time.
I dropped on the sofa, tired of bouncing around the room.
"I'm Dora" Emmett told me
"Dora's a girl, so it's me" I said back to him
"I'm older!" He said sticking his tongue out
"Well im younger and Dora is for young people!" I said back
"But I want to be Dora!" he whined
"You're boots" I said smartly.
"Im Dora!" He said
"No! I am!" I said
"I am!"
"I am!"
"I am!"
"I am!"
"I am!"
"NO I AM!" we both turn to see Alice standing there with a Dora the explorer costume. She walked towards us and sat down on the couch.
We both stare at her.
"but I wanted to be Dora" Emmett whispered pouting.
I know this is retarded and stupid but PLEASE REVIEW! even if its just to say how much you hate it!
Ohhh and Pleaseee READ my other stories! I can GUARANTEE you they are 100% better! Especially My LEah and Jacob one-Shot!