2Sakura: Sasuke! Come back under the mistletoe!
Sasuke: Hellz no!
Kakashi: I think Anko and Orochimaru are using it right now. Oh good Lord you naughty girl Anko! *nosebleed*
Jiraiya: Aww man even snake man gets action on christmas eve! Wheres my Tsunade blow up doll?
Gaara: Stop putting bows on my head please Matsuri.
Matsuri: Then stop taking them off.
Kankuro: No! I am NOT going to put on a puppet show!
Temari: Oh no Kankuro WILL be putting on a puppet show or he will face my wrath!
Guy: Who loves eggnog?! MIGHTY GUY LOVES EGGNOG!
Lee: Eggnog! Let me try some!
Neji/Ten Ten: NO!
Tsunade: No Choji for the last time we are NOT eating Ton Ton!
Ton Ton: (distressed) Weee!
Choji: But its Christmas!
Hinata: Naruto kun... I got you a present.
Naruto: Yeah! Yeah! What is it! *shakes gift*
Kabuto: So you're underapreciated as well huh?
Shizune: Yep.
Kurenai(pregnent): I wish Asuma were here...
Kiba: He is! Hes playing Santa!
Akamaru: Arf Arf!
Asuma: Yo ho ho and a bottle of- No wait thats wrong.
Shino dressed as an elf: One word and I will unleash my bugs.
Shikamaru: What a drag...
Ino: You know I think theres a room in the back with a lock...
Suigetsu: Hey Karin! What you think your getting lucky tonight?! I can see your panties! And I'm glad you went with naughty cause your not really 'nice'.
Karin: B-b-baka! I'm going to kill you!
Jugo: I'm going to kill both of you if you don't shut up...
Suigetsu/Karin:...
Jugo: Just kidding now why does this raindeer have a red nose?