Author's incoherent ramblings: This Parody was inspired by this comic at deviantart

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Chapter 1

Trissacar: Has anyone seen my gloves? OH MY GOD! OROCHIMARU!
Orochimaru: Yes me.

Trissacar: Oh my-HOW ARE YOU HERE?!

Orochimaru: Because apparently its how you wish if it exists as a tv show it probably really does exist in a parrel dimension!

Trissacar: Even so! How are you here!

Orochimaru: I was practicing with some Jutsu and it went horribly wrong and I have to spend time with you here for about an hour and do whatever you want.

Trissacar: No way!(jaw drops)

Orochimaru: So what do you want to do?

Trissacar: Come with me. Now you see that couple with the teenage girl over there? They are super conservative people they've been shit heads to me for as long as I can remember.

Orochimaru: So what you want me to do? Kill them?

Trissacar: No come close. *whisper whisper*

Orochimaru: Yes uh huh... OH! Well okay its what you want...Too hard no...

S-parent1: Hey look theres Triss!

S-parent2: Whos that guy with her? Is that her dad?

S-Child: No I've never seen him before.

*Orochimaru leans down and french kisses Triss. While simultaneously grabbing her butt.*

S-parent1: Oh my-

S-parent2: GO do something! That guy is old enough to be her father!

S-Child:...

S-parent1: Excuse me sir?*oro is not bothering to hear him* Sir!

Orochimaru: Yes? *turns his scary snake glare on him*

S-parent1: Umm... Do you mind telling me what you're doing with this girl whos young enough to be your daughter?!

Orochimaru: Well with what she has planned I'd say shes well withing my age limit.

S-parent1: *Is speechless*

Orochimaru: You are going to get in so much trouble for that.

Trissacar: It was so worth it!