Prompt: "Garp, Dragon, Ace, and Luffy all have a session of group family therapy. Have fun!"

(written 2 October 2009)

The therapist scanned over the sheet for her new clients. "You are the - Monkey/Portgas family, it says here?"

She received no response, except for an oddly familiar sighing noise she couldn't quite place. She looked up, only to see all four of them slumped over, sleeping.

A phrase in the file caught her attention. "Known history of narcolepsy."