Prompt: "A theory: what if his [Crocodile's] secret was that he was hot for Iva's female form and/or had a sexual relationship with him/her/it in any form? I certainly wouldn't want that getting out..."

(written 12 October 2009)


"You did WHAT?!"

Crocodile blushed bright scarlet, the colour making an interesting contrast with his scar. He mumbled something.

"Huh?"

"As a she, Iva's actually pretty hot," he mumbled. "Just - PLEASE don't tell anyone..."

"Don't tell anyone what?" Luffy wandered over, and casually asked. "That you screwed Iva?"

Heads turned. Luffy's naturally loud voice had carried for quite a distance. Crocodile buried his head in his hand. My life is OVER, he thought.