Prompt: "A theory: what if his [Crocodile's] secret was that he was hot for Iva's female form and/or had a sexual relationship with him/her/it in any form? I certainly wouldn't want that getting out..."

(written 12 October 2009)

"You did WHAT?!"

Crocodile blushed bright scarlet, the colour making an interesting contrast with his scar. He mumbled something.


"As a she, Iva's actually pretty hot," he mumbled. "Just - PLEASE don't tell anyone..."

"Don't tell anyone what?" Luffy wandered over, and casually asked. "That you screwed Iva?"

Heads turned. Luffy's naturally loud voice had carried for quite a distance. Crocodile buried his head in his hand. My life is OVER, he thought.