2A Naruto Christmas
Naruto: Its Chirstmas Dattabayo! I got a kunai dattabayo! And a shuriken dattabayo!
Kakashi: Naruto I realize you're excited but tone it down a notch.
Sasuke: Damnit! Kakashi Sakura just assaulted me!
Sakura: I kissed you! And I didn't ask you to slip me the tounge.
Shikamaru: Thank you Asuma this is a great Shogi set...
Ino: Thats all you can think about is shogi!
Shikamaru: Thats not true I was thinking about your ass a minute ago don't be such a drag...
Choji: Aha! Gift certificate to BBQ!
Asuma: ARGH! Who took this picture of me and Kurenai?!
Hinata: Thank you for the hairclip Kiba kun.
Kurenai: Whats that Asuma? A picture?
Hinata: *blushes*
Shino: I swear if theres bug repellent in my stocking again...
Kiba: Akamaru you've had enough of that bone now give it!
Akamaru: Grrrrrrrrrrrr...
Neji: Wheres your youthful energy on christmas? Too much eggnog?
Guy: I will beat you rival...
Tenten: Lee stop shaking the presents! You're driving me insane!
Lee: I think this one is a gym suit.
Tenten/Neji: Oh God no.
Guy: Too...much...eggnog...
Iruka: Alone on christmas how sad...
Tsunade: And this is what I call getting hammered!
Shizune: Slow down Tsunade sama! Remember what happened last time!?
Jiraiya: Thats what I'm hoping for!
Tenzo: I'm not picking your bloody carcass up...
Kabuto: Hey quit shoving me you'll get your turn.
Kimimaro: Whats going on? I can't hear!
Suigetsu: Yeah Kabuto stop hogging the door.
Karin: WHATS GOING ON HERE?! BAKA THATS OROCHIMARU'S ROOM! OH MY GOD YOU KNOW ANKOS IN THERE YOU PERVES!
Suigetsu: OW!
Anko: So what do you want for chirstmas?
Orochimaru: Oh I think you know what I want for a present...
Anko: ...oh...*blushes*
Orochimaru: And look its already unwrapped!
Jugo: Oh birdy birdy in the sky don't do white wash in my eye.
Kankuro: Now since this is your first year celebrating christmas with us Gaara you get the honors of waking Temari up.
Gaara: Thats a honor?
Kankuro: Yes go go!
Temari: ARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Gaara get thrown out of the room with her fan.*
Kankuro: That never gets old. Heehee!
Author's incoherent ramblings: Merry chirstmas everyone! I hope you all get amazing gifts!