As I burst out the door of the dressing room, Sonny ran after me yelling my name.
"Sabrina!" She yelled.
I kept walking until she caught up to me and grabbed my shoulders. "Personal space?"
Sonny let go of my shoulders and exclaimed, "Sabrina! You can't just punch Puck!"
"It's not nice to punch someone in the face and give them a black eye!"
I rolled my eyes. "Obviously it's not nice, I wasn't going for nice. I was going for revenge. It's what Puck deserves for covering us in that smelly crap."
Sonny shook her head. "I know it wasn't nice, but you have to learn to turn the other cheek. The prank was actually kind of funny to be honest!"
"Yeah?" I said sarcastically. "That's why you were yelling at Chad at the top of your lungs?"
Sonny's face turned a bright red. "At least I didn't punch him in the face."
"You know, I thought when we moved here, Puck would be more mature. I thought since we left behind Granny and Daphne, he and I wouldn't hate each other so much. Guess I was wrong."
Sonny looked at me silently and then hugged me. "I'm sorry Sabrina."
"It's okay," I said, "We will just have to get them back."
Sonny smirked. "And how do you plan on doing that?"
"Well, here's the plan…"
After Sabrina and Sonny charged out of the dressing room, Chad and I gave each other high-fives.
"Dude, that was great!"
"Oh, of course it was." I smirked. "That's one of my famous pranks. I did it on Sabrina all the time."
Chad smiled at me and said, "Puck, you're pretty cool. Thanks for doing that, it always helps to remind So Random which TV show is the best!"
As we started walking back to our TV studio, (yeah, OUR TV studio) Chloe ran up and stood right in front of me. "Hey Robinnnn!"
"Why hello there, beautiful lady" I said charmingly, as she blushed. "But you may call me Puck."
"Hey Puck!" She smiled her beautiful smile at me. Jeez, her teeth are so freaking perfect. Her lips are the perfect pink. She's probably a good kisser…
Chad butted in, "Hey Chloe? Not going to say hi to me?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there" as she turned back to me. "We should hang out and get to know each other better Puck! Wanna go out for coffee tomorrow morning?"
"Of course, gorgeous." I took her hand and kissed it. "I shall see you later." Damn, is she beautiful. I would totally tap that.
As Chloe walked off, Chad glared at me. Why is he glaring at me? What did I do?
"Uh?" I looked at him.
"You think you can just walk in and serenade all the girls in my TV show?"
"Yeah? Have you looked at me lately? I'm pretty sexy."
Chad pushed me backwards. "Lay off Puck. Seriously. Go get at that girl you came with."
My face turned to utter disgust. "Sabrina? Are you serious? She's super ugly!"
"Is she now?" His smile turned much larger.
"What do you mean, is she now? She is! Have you not seen her? Her hair is all frizzy, her skin is way too pale, and her clothes are so not cool! She's the ugliest girl I have ever seen in my life!"
"Interesting." Chad walked off.
"Where are you going?" I yelled after him.
He kept walking as he yelled back over his shoulder, "No where."
Okay, whatever. Just leave me alone. I'll just go get some snacks from the cafeteria. I wonder if they got waffles..
As I got to the cafeteria, I ordered some waffles and got a large ice-cream cone. Dude, this is going to be so good. I scanned for a table to sit at, and saw Nico and Grady just shoving down lunch. I think they're on So Random. Then I saw Devon sitting over at a table by himself, eating lamb.
I decided to sit with Nico and Grady. "Aye" I said as I approached the table. "I'm Puck, I'm on Mackenzie Falls."
Their faces scrunched up. "So why are you over here then?"
"You guys looked more like my type of people." I said as I sat down. "I mean, that Devon guy over there has a napkin in his lap while he's eating his lamb. A little too sophisticated for me." I shoved my ice cream cone onto the top of my waffle and smashed it around. They watched me eat my first bite. "Gah, this is good." I muffled out.
Grady asked, "Can I try?"
"Of course buddy!" I pushed my plate to him and he took a large piece with his fork. Dang, tubby. Let's not forget this is MY food.
Nico still looked at me suspiciously. "Did you come here with Sabrina?"
"Yeah, too bad I did to. She's so annoying." I ate some more, washing it down with some monster.
Grady cut in. "Actually, Sabrina's pretty cool. We only talked to her for a little bit when she first came in, but she seems like a chill person."
I almost sputtered out my food. "Chill? She's never chill! All she does is yell at me."
"Maybe she just doesn't like you." Nico stated. I glared at him.
"EVERYONE likes the Trickster King. Kay?"
"Trickster King?" They asked simultaneously.
"Yea, I play the most legit pranks on people. Mostly Sabrina. But today I COVERED Sabrina and Sonny in skunk poop." I snickered. "It was so great, they're going to smell like shit for a couple of days."
"Dude, that's pretty funny!" Grady laughed. "I wish I could've been there to seen it."
"Hey guys!" Sonny sat next to me. "What's up?"
We all immediately covered our noses. "But I wish I didn't have to smell it" Grady said.
Sonny frowned. "I like enveloped myself in perfume! Dang it!"
"Could you sit somewhere else? Please?" Nico asked.
"Okay, I will." Sonny said, "But I just wanted you guys to have some of these chocolates. I bought a bag of these the other day but I don't really want the rest of them, and I know you two will scarf them down."
Grady grabbed ten. "You know it!" He started unwrapping them.
She handed Nico some, and then me. "Enjoy!" She smiled and left the table.
I instantly unwrapped all of them and sprinkled them onto my ice cream waffle invention. "Sooo goooooood." I grinned. Nico and Grady smiled back.
As I was watching TV, my bowels started to hurt. What the hell? Maybe it's time to go poop.
I get up and go to the bathroom, empty myself out, and as I'm about to get back up I fall back onto the toilet cause I have the urge to poop again. I don't know what is wrong with me. All I know is I am missing Jersey Shore and this is NOT okay.
Shoot, and there's no more toilet paper left. I don't have anyone's numbers except Sabrina. Ugh, desperate times call for desperate measures.
I click her number and call her.
"Ugly, I need some toilet paper. I'm having some pooping probz. Come to the bathroom."
"Sabrina! If you don't I am going to cover you in even MORE skunk funk than before!"
The line got silent. "Okay, be there in a second."
Ugh, why so much poop come out of me? I guess I can play Flappy Bird as I wait.
This was honestly a great prank. Thank goodness Sonny decided to help me. See, I got some Hershey chocolates and gave them to Sonny, and gave her six chocolate laxatives to give Puck. He's going to be pooping all night!
As I opened the door, I heard Puck screaming. "Puck? Are you okay?!"
"No!" I heard him cry. "I almost beat my high score of 10 on Flappy Bird but the damn bird barely hit the pipe and I only got 9!"
"Puck, do you want the toilet paper or not?" I rolled my eyes. Puck is such a drama king.
I saw Puck's wings above the bathroom stall door. "You best be bringing that in here or I am going to kill you" he said in an angry voice.
I mocked him, "Ask kindly."
"Okay, I'll leave." I start to leave when suddenly a hand touches me and I turn around and accidently look down…
"PUCK! YOU CANNOT LEAVE YOUR PANTS DOWN!"
"Well you wouldn't give me the toilet paper!" He grabbed it from my hands.
"I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOUR ENTIRE PRIVATES!" Oh my gosh, I'm scarred for life.
"Oh, don't lie. It's pretty nice don't you think?"
I kept my eyes closed. "Go back to the bathroom and wipe your butt."
"Alright Grimm." I waited to hear him leave and I heard the stall door shut.
"Thank the Lord." I said. That was so incredibly gross. Okay, maybe it wasn't that bad. But I still didn't need to see Puck's penis at this moment.
"Kay bye." I heard him say.
"Enjoy your poop." I walked out. As soon as I opened the door, Chad was standing right there. "Hey, Sabrina." He smiled that gorgeous perfect smile at me. Could he be any hotter?
"Oh, h-hey Chad!" I stuttered a bit.
"I don't want to be too forward, but you look stunning today."
His eyes looked into mine. Chad's eyes were like the perfect blue, like the sky on a sunny day.
"Thanks" I blushed.
Chad took my hand and asked, "You know, you seem really cool. Do you think maybe we could hang out for a bit tonight? Maybe until 10? I can drive us anywhere you want. I figured since you just got here I could show you around the area."
"Of c-course!" I smiled sweetly at him. Chad Dylan Cooper, asking me to hang out with him? Is this a dream?
"Do you want to go now?" He said.
"Yes!" I exclaimed.
"Let's go then!" He said, and we walked together towards the parking lot.
Meanwhile, eavesdropping through the air vents…
Did I really just hear that? Grimm going with Chad? In his car? Alone? She doesn't even know him!
Why is he asking her out in the first place? I told him how ugly she was. I guess he thinks opposite of me. Maybe he should get some glasses. I'll text her in a bit to make sure she's okay, cause I sure as hell can't get off this toilet. Guess I'll be playing Flappy Bird for a while.