Change the Lines Wizards Of Waverly Version

Season 3 Episode 4 Three Monsters

Alex: Why would someone as cool as you be dating my brother?

Juliet: To make you jealous.

Alex: Grrrr arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!

Li: No barking at the guest stars!


Alex: Justin were not talking about you!

Justin: Awww man...


Max: Liar liar pants on fire!

*Spell dummy explodes*

Conscious: Well you fucked that up...


Justin: I've got to call this in...

Li: Do you even listen to yourself?!


Harper: -Strip it down sisters!

Alex: Hey! Hey! Hey! If you want me to strip I'm going need a martini and at least 50 dollars cash!

Justin: You got any money on you?

Harper: What?

Justin: Nothing...


Max: Yeah you're probably right but I'm going to do it anyway.

Li: Woohoo!


Justin:Ok.

Alex: Ok!

Justin: Fine!

Alex:Fine!

Chad: I feel like I've heard this somewhere else before...

Author's Incoherent ramblings: If you look on deviant art dot com and you look up li trissacar you'll see what she should look like.

And Li is kind a oc that narrates.