22Author's Incoherent ramblings: I know its long overdue! Been updating my OroAnko stories.
Season 3, Episode 7: Marathoner Helper
Jerry: Honey look how healthy Harpers eating? How is she still chubby?!
Woman Customer: You must be very proud of your daughter.
Teresa/Jerry: Her? Oh God no.
Alex: -Its been like four hours!
Harper: What are you five?!
Alex: Look I'm half asleep so my lies aren't really good right now.
Harper: Really? What did you really do with Justin when you had that "tickle fight"?
Alex: Absolutely nothing sexual.
Harper: I'm calling a social worker...
*Alex hands Harper a power bar. Li comes up and grabs it.*
Li: NO CHUCKLES THIS IS MY POWER BAR!
Harper: She scares me...
Jerry: Uh a sixteen year old girl with three weeks of training is going to win a marathon. That seem weird to you?
Alex: A sixteen year old girl with more hugs with her brother then with her boyfriend. That seem weird to you?
Harper: You used magic on me so I'd win?!
Alex: Stop your bitchin' and be thankful.
Harper:-the spelling bee!
Li:Thats right your life isn't worth anything. Especially to the writers.
*Harper hits the mat.*
Li:Damnit Harper if you lose to this orange belt I'll kill you!
Harper: I learned something really important. Its better to lose and know you lost on your own then to cheat and win.
Alex: Are you CRAZY!?