22Season 3 Episode 10 Positive Alex
Justin: I have big news everybody!
Alex: NO Justin I don't want everybody to know just yet!
Harper(to Justin): Know what?
Justin: What pregnancy? Theres no pregnancy and its definitely not mine!
Harper: What? Who said anything about a pregnancy?
Justin: Theres no pregnancy!
Alex: Smooth move there killer.
Alex: You want that thing to pop stay where the money is.
Li: Well if that isn't innuendo I don't know what is...
Alex: Give me an R!
Harper/Zeke: R!
Li: Thats not an R thats more like a deformed teletubby.
Justin: Thats it were hiring someone else to play her Alex in the video.
Li: I don't know can you "perform" without Alex to get it up...The video camera I mean... in the bleachers. And by bleachers I mean your pants.
Alex: LETS GO EAT TURKEYS!
Li: Now I'm hungry!
Alex: You don't go to this school! You don't even GO to school!
Li: Here turkey turkey!
Alex: He is like an elf to my flame.
Jerry: Thats it no more world of warcraft for you!
Zeke: Hey when in doubt whip it out!
Li: I'm not quite sure thats how the saying goes-OHMYGOD!
Justin: STRIPPER PANTS ACTIVATE!
Alex: We're goin be together forever...And ever.
Max: Alright lets check it out.(the tape)
And Justin and Max find out the REAL reason their dad is called the italian buckeroo.