aUTHOR'S INCOHERENT RAMBLINGS: As you know I have not been updating Change the lines. As I have been catching up on my laziness. And after this there is still much laziness left undone so I will probably go back to it.
The Good, The Bad, & The Alex
*Max drying a piece of meat with a hairdryer*
Li: Hey max thats a big hunk of meat you got there...
Max:I know ohh you mean the one on my fork...
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Max: Did you get me anything a lady possibly bearded?
Li: Max if they had brought you one what would you have do with her?
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Triss: Lets just look at these line for a bit shall we?
Alex: Nice work you must've had some good times "messing" with your brother.
Girl who takes center for one eppy:Yeah before we stopped talking to each other...I used to "mess" with Warren all the time.
Alex: Well, you are free to "mess" with my brothers anytime you want. Cause thats what friends are for.
Li: With benefits!
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Harper: She really doesn't like blowing it up.
^_^''
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Alex: You know what we should do? We should help them get back together!
Harper: Thats a totally nice thing to do we should do it cause you never come up with those!
Li:I don't know about this...
Alex: Whaddya mean?
Li: Well isnt this storyline usually reserved for a girlfriend and her ex boyfriend?
Alex: Can't it be both?
*0_0*
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Justin: No wiznet's down Max downloaded too much porn...
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Alex: Hey are you Warren Nicolls?
Warren: Hey yeah thats me hello.
Alex: We're friends with your sister Stevie
Warren: *All excited* You guys know my sister Stevie? Well, where is she? Is she here with you huh? *goes tripping down the hallway looking.* STEVIE STEVIE!
Li: He might have a sister complex...
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Alex: I'll bet you he has a pen on him,well thats not a pen...
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Alex: Is it true you bailed on your brother in the middle of the competition?
Li: And while you are locked out is the time to bring that up. *Facepalm*
Girl: Did you just see any of that?
Harper: Yeah the whole bit about the holograms and revolutions and bad stuff? Yeah.
*Harper at this point ruining their chances of fooling the girl into unlocking the door*
Li:*Stare* I hope PedoBear molests you.
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Alex: I gotta admit it sounds interesting.
Li: Yes like incest sounds interesting but you don't actually do it!
Justin/Alex: You don't?
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Justin: I knew Alex was bad, but not this bad.
Alex: *Through peephole* *Innocently* But you know I'm a bad girl Justin...
Justin: You're a bad bad girl...
Li: Stop it you're making PedoBear excited.
PedoBear: *FAP FAP*
Alex: I'm a bad bad girl Justin...
Justin: Excuse me I need to go jackoff in the corner.
Harper: What does Justin having to jackoff have to do with Alex?
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Alex: I'm in.
*Her and the girl use their wands to block the door with giant lego blocks*
Li: Legos now with wizard blocking powers!
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Harper: You wanna kiss a little bit? *Flirty*=Disgusting
Li: Don't trust her shes got her raep (rape) face on. Isn't that right PedoBear?
PedoBear: Thats right. I know that face.
Justin: Can I close my eyes?
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*Max walks in with a magazine from the hallway*
Max: Hello, Laverne!
Li: Hey Max what were you doing with that magazine in the hallway?
Max: Your FACE!
Li: No thats not my picture in there.
ATTENTION: The FCC has removed the rest of this conversation.
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*Max knocks Stevie into a million pieces.*
Li: YOU KILLED HER!
Alex: Ohhh, thats a nice brother/sister moment.
Li: SHE'S DEAD!
Alex: We should go celebrate at the wizard county fair!
Li: SHE'S DEAD AND YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE HER HERE AND ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!
Epilogue
And then when told the wizard counsel about the revolution. The Wizard counsel proceeded to massacre the 5,000 wizards who attempted to overthrow the Wizard competition. Which would become known as the Massacre of the 5,000.
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And that girl is still dead. She was the first fatality.
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*Warren wakes up*
Warren: Oh my God I killed my sister! I can't live with myself anymore! *slits throat with pen*
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He was the second fatality.
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And as predicted Harper was molested by the PedoBear three days later. Much to Li's satisfaction.
Alternate scene
Alex: Hey are you Warren Nicolls?
Warren: Hey yeah thats me hello.
Alex: We're friends with your sister Stevie.
Warren: You mean my brother Stevie.
Justin: But she was hot!
Alex: You mean he was hot.