Axel's hands gripped the sheets on the bed tightly, his face twisted into a nervous grimace. The cool breeze of the air conditioner softly caressed his bare posterior. He shivered out of impatience, if Roxas would just hurry up and do it, then they could be on their merry way to the race track and on with the day. But no, he'd decided to let Roxas do what he'd wanted. He'd lost the bet that he shouldn't have made. He figured he was irresistible, and so making a bet that Roxas wouldn't be able to not talk to him for 40 minutes was, in his mind, in the bag.

Oh how wrong he was.

Turns out the little ginger snap could completely ignore his presence for 3 hours. Needless to say, Axel was dumbfounded. Apparently he wasn't as 'irresistible' as he thought. So there he was, naked from the waist down, on the bed, and wondering just when Roxas going to make due on his words, "be a little adventurous."

His body tensed up when he felt the moist, gel-like liquid touch his body's most secret areas. He then felt the blonde's fingers press something firmly atop the settling gel. As much as his current position displeased him, he had to admit, the touch felt nice. Then the realization of what was to come entered the redhead's mind. With a quick snap of his head, he was looking back at the blonde behind him,

"Hey, be careful back there, a'ight?" he said with small hint of apprehension in his voice. Roxas only smiled and chuckled in response,

"Relax; I know what I'm doing." Axel shot him a disbelieving look, "Seriously Axel, trust me. It'll be alright."

"Okay…." Axel turned his head back straight, mildly not believing the 'alright' part of the statement.

Suddenly, his backside felt as it were on fire and being stabbed with a thousand needles at the same time while being accompanied by the sound of something ripping off of the top of his skin. With a loud, wounded yelp, he jumped forward and twisted around so he was now facing Roxas. Axel was glaring daggers at his little lover,

"OK! That's it! No more! We are NOT doing this anymore!" he all but shouted at Roxas. The blonde merely shook his head and smirked,

"Oh c'mon Pop Tart, be a little adventurous."

"Nuh uh! No more of this shit! You, waxing and my ass no longer have anything to do with each other, got it memorized?!" Axel now resembled a frilled lizard, his hair was sticking out everywhere, and his eyes were small slits. If he skewed them any smaller, they might just disappear altogether. Despite his attempt to look threatening and very pissed off, Axel's smirking roommate was simply dying from laughter.

"You are hilarious when you're mad, do ya know that?" Roxas finally said after recovering from his laughing fit, and holding up a small strip of paper, covered with gel-like goo that was full of little red hairs. Axel just continued glaring,

"I hate you."


Okay, so that's that.. I'm thinking I may add other little ficlets like this one, since they come to my head easier.. I'm still working on The Ballad of Nobody as well, I haven't died for that story yet, just at the moment, I'm having trouble wording what's in my head. Anyway! Please, review if you liked this at all. Or if you think I can improve on my writing skillzors, let me know! Okay, have a good one!

Axelicious Roxorpantz