6Me + Sugar = Bad… Wait, what…?
This was during a chat room, and I was on a sugar high, watching LORD OF DE NUT- er Rings...
Please, if you want to review, only review to say, 'wow…. Sad….' Or 'what are YOU ON!?' or, '…' like my chat buddy did!
LORD OF THE NUTS...
The Beginning...
the squirrels...
the nuts...
and the end...
it is all coming...
the squirrels shall rule them all...
one nut to bring them...
one nut to call tem...
and one nut ta RULE dem aaaall...
9 rings to de lizards, who's is slooowly corrupted...
ABF: ...o lord... (slowly realizing what I am saying)
me: wait, 9 nuts to de lizards, slowly corrupted...
7 nuts to de kitties, de fattest and de hairiest of dem ALLL...
and Twee, twee to da wittle fwoggies, who was fair and warty...
but de Daaaachness spwead, and a bwwwaaaave lizard watched as his (insert your choice of relative here) get smaaaashed into de rooocks...
he waaan to de (insert random relative here) and cwied out, tongue fwickering in distress...
de dark lord Ladybug appwoached, his evil antennae fwapping...
ABF: have you been eating chocolate again?
Sent at 11:23 PM on Thursday
me: and in dessspewation, de bwaaaave wittle liard snatched up his (insert your choice of relatives) carcass, throwing it at de big bad ladybug, severing de nut hanging fwum its as- erm anntenae, and wif a high pitched girly scweam of pain, he fell over, sticking his tongue out dramatically...
and de nut collapsed, on de gwound, a small ting for so much pain and squeeling...
ABF: ...no more SW episode III music while you eat M&Ms... (it wasn't M&MS IT WAS GUMMY BEARS!)
me: and den Eldor de fair frog said 'I wanna boil it!' and den, ididuh said 'oh no you di'int girlfriend' and walked off with a fwip of his hair...
and so, de nut swwwoooowly made ididah de lizard tink meaty thoughts...
ABF: no hes not kyle taking the role as apallo in latin...
me: and den, he was attacked my de mini-kyles, fangs slobbering as images of (SOMEBODY WHO WILL CHASE ME AROUND WITH A STICK IF I PUT THEIR NAME) danced in their heads...
he was killled, squirrel claws jammed in his back...
and de wing passed out of knowwwledge...
whups, and de NUT passed out of legend, out of thought...
ABF: ..."mini-kyles" ..."images of *** danced in their heads..."?
me: den a NEW masteh was found...
ABF: who?
me: duby de ducky was a fat wittle inbred ducky, and his frenimy Smooogle was beeeerry jealous...
ABF: ...
me: so Smooogle kiiiillls him... yeeeeesssss
ABF: ...
me: and he is hhiiiiiiiiding in de farty anthills...
when den, Another, inbred ducky come awong...
BOBO Faggins, had been waddling awound in de daaark an scaaaaawy tunnels... when h saw it... de peeeewfect nut... it caaaaawed to him...
ABF: ...
me: so, he tooook it... Bobo was faaaascinated... he fewt like a legendewy SQUIWWEL when he held de nut...
Authors Note:
Seriously, no FLAMES NONE! NADA! ZILCH! ZERO! ZERO!
Good.
Me: Wow, I have never reacted that way before…
ABF: uh, yeah you did, member? You broke that window…?
Me: oh yeah…. I got in A LOT of trouble for that….
ABF: ahem… say the words…
Me: Squirrels will soon rule the universe?
ABF: … no
Me: Snow Leopards rock?
ABF: true, but, no
Me: In the end, everything is fut-
ABF: NO! THE DISCLAIMER AND TO REVIEW!
Me: Jeeeeez, pushy much?! I mean, come ON! You dnot have t'be so MEAN! Gosh… (mutters and sniffles)
ABF: (groans) Owns nothing, review, no flames.