16Author's InCoHeReNt RaMbLiNgs: KK so heres how it goes
"Candy's loud thoughts."
Orochimaru's not loud thoughts.
*mental image*
"What is she doing here? She shouldn't be here."
"Yes its that she shouldn't be here it isn't that you don't want her to be here."
"SHUT UP!"
"Dude its not like I can my thoughts come out in your head whether I want them to or not."
"Then control your thoughts!"
"Stop being such a drama queen."
"I swear to GOD Candy I will kill you!"
"You'll have to get me out of your brain first."
Damnit how'd I get in this situation again?
"Umm you were stupid enough to use a mind transfer jutsu foolishly thinking that you would be able to take over the other mind completely and use it for your purposes? I think it went something like that. By the way my body better be in top condition."
Or what? You'll be more annoying then you already are?
"..."
"Orochimaru sama! Good I've found you. We have an intruder in the base.
"Yes Kabuto I already know..."
"Ahh I see who is it?"
*Purple hair*
"Why are you obsessed with her hair?"
Why are you such a pain in my ass?
"I love you too ORO KUN! * 3 :P *
"Never mind I'm going to take care of it."
"How are you planning to 'take care of it'? Cause I'm sixteen member? I don't need that kind of scar on my psyche."
What about the scar on MY psyche?! You have a dirty mind...
"Why thank you! * ^^ *
"Alright then..."
"Awww look you weird-ed out poor Kabuto. * :( *
DIE.
* ;( *
"Wha-why are you here?" The women looked up at him.
"Now Oro say something nice! Flattery will get you everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE...
* ;) *
"You didn't know this was my base?"
"Well THAT wasn't very romantic. How do you expect to get into her pants if you can't even "express" yourself?"
The sannin coughed he couldn't help it. He knew no one could hear her except him but he still felt the need to censor her language for his own sake.
"No. I wouldn't- I mean I wasn't here for you."
"OH NO YOUR EGO IS SHRINKING WHAT SHALL WE DO?!"
He looks more closely at her.
She is injured.
He could see the blood pooling around her fingers her heaving gasps as well.
"Well don't just stand there! Go help her!"
Unhappily obeying his new inner voice he stepped towards the the purple headed kunoichi. She pushed herself more toward the wall. But he still advanced and picked her up bridle style while simultaneously putting pressure on her wound. She groaned in pain but remained conscious and started to struggle to get out of his grasp.
"Fiesty isn't she?"
You must have absolutely nothing credible to add to a conversation do you?
"You REALLY want me to say whats on my mind or in this case whats on your mind!"
Good point.
Wheres Kabuto when I need him?
He put her down on the cold table and tried to ignore her uncontrollable shivering.
"Are you supid? She's going into shock!"
What do I do?
"God you really ARE useless! Umm... Lets start with a transfusion to compensate for her blood loss."
He looked quickly for her blood type in storage rushed back and started the transfusion.
"Calm her down you nit! She's hyperventilating!"
HOW DO I DO THAT!?
"You know her better then I do!"
"Anko look at me focus on me."
She looked a him with a distressed look.
"Good now breath slowly I need to suture you okay?"
She nodded her head slightly.
"You can suture but you can't recognize shock?!"
SHUT UP!
"Yes because thats worked the last fifteen times you've said it."
Orochimaru skillfully sutured her side. Tears streamed down her cheeks.
Candy felt a jab in Orochimaru's thought patterns.
"Thats good she can feel the pain. She's still coherent."
I see...
Once he was satisfied he looked in the bins and found her a blanket and wrapped it around her.
"Why are you doing...this?"
"Rest yourself you can ask me some other time."
"But-"
He jabbed a needle into her arm and watched her eyes close.
Rest...