16Author's InCoHeReNt RaMbLiNgs: KK so heres how it goes
"Candy's loud thoughts."
Orochimaru's not loud thoughts.
*mental image*
~ Previously ~
"Why are you doing...this?"
"Rest yourself you can ask me some other time."
"But-"
He jabbed a needle into her arm and watched her eyes close.
Rest...
~ Now ~
"HAhaHAha! You're totally whipped!"
* :I *
"Hey don't you make angry face at me! And stop hovering around the girl!"
This "girl" is OLDER then you!
"Psssh I guess you would know studly seeing how many girlfriends you have around here."
I don't have any need for something like that.
"...sure..."
* Anko in a negligee *
!
"Yes no need at all for something like that..."
Damnit! Keep your thoughts to yourself!
* Anko blushes and trys to cover herself *
so seductive... I MEAN ANNOYING!
"You're not fooling anybody besides yourself snake man! Mwahahahaha!"
What the hell do you think you know about stuff like this?!
"Enough to know that (singsong voice) You like Anko! You waaant to kiss her you waaant to hooollllddd her."
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
* :O *
"Hahahaha!"
~ Somtime Later ~
"Hey you!"
"Shut up..." * Zzzz *
"I hear someone groaning!"
* ! *
He snapped his eyes open and looked at the table in time to see Anko struggling to roll off the table. The sannin jumped up from his chair and caught her as she tumbled off.
"Let me go I didn't do anything to you..." She mumbled.
"You are in no position to go anywhere."
"Still trying to run away is she? What'd you do to her?"
*Flashback* Anko gasps as he bites her giving her the curse mark.*
"What the hell?! What is wrong with you?! She was like what 12 there?! OH GOD OH GOD I'm stuck in a pedophiles body! AHH! WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO?!"
"It wasn't like that! Look closer!"
"Who're yo talkin to?" Anko asked as he put her back on the table.
"I DON'T WANNA! NO NOOOOO!"
*Flashback* Curse mark tattoos on Anko's skin. He steps away and leaves her alone.*"The cursemark gives powers to whoever recieves it."*
"...oh..."
YEAH! YOU BITCH!
"Did you just call me a BITCH?"
"Ya know? For a bad guy you seem pretty defensive about the bad guy rap. Or is this about the girl?"
"SHUT UP!"
"I didn't...say...anything..." Her eyes suddenly focused on him.
"Now look what you've done? Don't you make her cry!
"No its not you its someone else I'll explain it later. But you need to rest to be coherent when I talk to you. So do us both a favor and rest up. Your not even remotely entertaining when you're like this."
"You couldn't just say something nice huh you HAD to fuck it up."
You should never have a child. EVER.
"Orochimaru sama did you take care of the intru-" Kabuto stopped talking as entered the room and saw Anko on the table.
"Explain this one Fido..."