16Author's InCoHeReNt RaMbLiNgS: KK so heres how it goes
"Candy's loud thoughts."
Orochimaru's not loud thoughts.
*mental image*
~ Previously ~
Orochimaru wasn't sure why he did what he did next. Maybe it was Candy's constant badgering,her bitchin', her whining, or her overall obnoxious pushiness that she constantly had to remind him about. But he felt a need to make a statement to Candy and more importantly to Anko. He turned back around grabbed her hip and dragged her towards him. He devoured her mouth claiming it with his own. He literally had to push himself away from her to break away. Then without a word eyes wide he left the medical room.
"!"
~ And now the semi-kinda-not-really-conclusion... ~
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Oh fuck you!
"WOW I'm rubbing off on you! I'm so proud!"
Orochimaru fidgeted with his hands nervously.
"Hmm worried about rejection?"
You mother of-
"Hey I'm just trying to help here!"
If you must know I did it to mess with her head. Maybe she'll tell me about her original mission.
"You are so full of crap."
He walked past the storage room straight towards the lab.
"Besides if Kabuto found out he wouldn't believe you either."
The sannin dug his nails into his palms he felt something wet but didn't look down to see if it was blood. He knew from past expirience it probably was.
"Whatcha so nervous for? Hmm? Its not like you'll walk in there and Kabuto will say 'Hey why is there blood on your hands? You stressed about something? Did you make out with Anko?'"
"... Well actually that does sound kind of plausible... Nevermind you're screwed."
Kabuto looked up from his computer with some DNA and RNA samples present on the monitor.
"Your hands are bloody..."
"Hahahahaha! You are SCREWED!"
Orochimaru grimaced.
"And you consider that out of the ordinary for me?"
"O0o0o0o0o clever man..."
He smirked on the inside.
"No..."
"Good. Now have you found a way to get this God forsaken creature out of my head yet?"
* :C *
"Ummmm..."
"That would be a no."
"Well Kabuto?"
"I'm working on it." He looked at his desk to avoid his eyes.
In a fit of rage Orochimaru smashed in the monitor. He turned to leave and Kabuto let out a sigh but he turned back.
"And stay away from Anko I'm dealing with that situation myself." He said with just a hint of malice.
"Yes Orochimaru sama."
"Duuuuuude that was like the most suspicious thing you've ever done! Now where are you going!"
I need a rest from your conniptions!
"Oh so we are heading to the sedatives now eh? Question you think Kabuto will stay away like you asked? He doesn't seem like the loyal type... * :/ *
He'd better...
Candy stayed silent but Orochimaru tried not to think about the implications of it.