Author's rant: Nobody fucking asked you to read it. If it was a serious story that would be one thing this is fucking fanfiction! YOU MORON! And I can do whatever I want you asswipe! IF I WANT TO PUT ONE HUNDRED SMILEYS I WILL! Its something I wanted to put in this story. This isn't supposed to be really serious. So do the world a favor and take the chidori out of your ass and say something worth a damn!

Omake.

Orochimaru: What is this place?

Triss: This is my mind where all retarded things come from!

Orochimaru: Its so...pink...

Candy: Whats wrong with pink? OOOOh you prefer purple!

Orochimaru: Actually I prefer black if you must know.

Triss: Also known as goth...

Orochimaru: Why you- Was...was that a pony?

Triss: Who said my mind made sense?
Anko: Someone on the Naruto forums?

Triss: Mitarashi! Just in time I'm about to close the segment.

Candy: But I hardly got any lines! *whines*

Triss: You get most of the lines in this fic anyway!

Anko: But why haven't you been writing omakes for all the stories? So that your watchers don't get bored?

Triss: I think thats it for today people!

Anko: Don't you get off topic! Your watchers deserve an answer! At least-

Triss: Lalala can't hear you lalala!

Candy: Lalalala. (Anko glares at Candy) Hey it looked like fun!

Orochimaru: It takes alot more then singing to drown out Anko... O_O wait a minute Anko put down the AK 47 assault rifle...? WHY DO YOU HAVE THESE IN YOUR MIND TRISS?