2Western Show in Dimmsdale!
Starring...
Tootie as Peach
Chester as Mario
Remy as Bowser
and Timmy as Luigi
Chester: Hey Remy, why won't you just give up? Tootie will never fall for someone stubborn as you!
Remy: I'm sorry, but that's impossible; I'm her destiny, there's no doubt about it!
Tootie: Please stop fighting...just look at yourselves in the mirror.
Chester and Remy: Now you don't have to say such a thing; real men fight with their hearts!
*-*-*Intermission 1: Remy and Chester have a friendly chat.*-*-*
Remy: Nice Job!
Chester: Thanks, you too!
Remy: How've you been doing, Chester?
Chester: Wonderful! The "Wishology" movies were a hit!
Remy: That's nice, let's not get carried away!
Chester: You should get ready, Remy. The second verse is starting!
Remy: My sweetest Tootie-Fruitie, I really love you; if you don't, I'll steal you away!
Chester: I'll steal you back with my life, but somehow I can't steal your heart!
Tootie: I've had enough of you both! You're not listening to me!
Chester and Remy: The tsundere in you is charming, but real men fight with their hearts!
*-*-*Intermission 2: Tootie Fanservice. (Picture Tootie as sexy for while!) *-*-*
Timmy: Wait a minute, aren't you forgetting someone? T-IMM-Y! Sorry to keep you waiting!
Chester: Wha-wha-WHAT!?
Remy: KY! KY! Try to understand the situation here!
Chester: Get out now before I KICK YOUR BUTT!
Tootie: One loser is good enough for me...quite insolent for a stand-in!
Chester: Looks like we're just either mediocre or middle-class, but real men fight with...
Remy: Real men fight with...
Tootie: Please fight with your faces!
*-*-*End: Chester and Remy head out. *-*-*
Remy: It's over.
Chester: I'm beat!
Remy: Want to have a soda on me?
Chester: Sorry, but I have...other things to do.
Remy: Ohh...please invite me to meet this girl, OK?
Chester: Uhh...Remy? Your MIC's still on.
Remy: UH-OH!
(I don't own anything!)