The Rocky Horror Potter Show

Spells and Potions/ Double Trouble (to the song Science Fiction)

Verse 1

Cedric Diggory was dead

Before Harry saw red

But he told us, who was hoaxed.

And Severus Snape was there

In greying underwear

James Potter was under an invisible cloak.

Then something went wrong

For Hermione and Ron

They got caught in a four poster bed.

Then at a deadly zoom

It came from on a broom

And this is what the Prophecy said…

Chorus

Spells and potions (ooh ooh ooh) double trouble

Lucius Malfoy (ooh ooh ooh) created his double

See aurors fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Death Eaters

Sirius Black was (ooh ooh ooh) a Griffindor Beater

Wo oh oh oh oh oh

At the castle, double trouble, Potter show.

Verse 2

I knew Professor McGonagall

Was cursing Quirrell

When Karkaroff took to the hills.

And Lupin was turned on

When Snape said you're the one

And shagged him without taking his pills.

Cho Chang said prunes

During Ancient Runes

And doing so, showed lack of skills.

But when magic collides

Said Bill to his bride

It'll give you some terrible thrills

Like some…

Chorus again

Verse 3

I wanna be- oh oh oh oh

At the castle, double trouble, Potter show

Who's R.A.B? - oh oh oh oh

At the castle, double trouble, Potter show

I gotta see- oh oh oh oh

The castle, double trouble, Potter show.