Ok here is my first songfic so no tomatoes please! If you wish to throw something at me, use cookie batter! I think it is crappy but I want your opnion! So R&R! Song is Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwoods.

Rachel=Raven
Gar=Beast Boy
Terra=Terra(couldn't think of a name)

Enjoy and review!


Rachel was pissed off. She slammed her baseball bat at the windshield and then smashed the hood of the car. She then looked at the car and walked out of the parking lot with the bat in her hands.

Right now he's probably slow dancing
With a bleached-blond tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now, he's probably buying
Her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey

Rachel had caught her boyfriend with the bitch Terra. Gar was her boyfriend but now he was her ex-boyfriend. Rachel threw the bat at the wall and took off her black jacket and sunglasses revealing her purple eyes and a black tank top with a purple raven on the front.

Right now, he's probably up behind her
With a pool stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know

Rachel started walking towards where Gar and Terra would be.

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Rachel spotted them and made her way over to them. They were kissing.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"
And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky

Terra's eyes were closed and Gar's were open and when he saw Rachel he stopped kissing Terra.

Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars
Worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh and he don't know

Rachel stopped right in front of him and just stared at him for a second and then cocked her head to the side for a second with her eyes narrowed.

That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

She threw the keys at Gar's feet and then told him, "Have a nice life Gar."

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
'Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No, not on me

Rachel left and Gar had his back against the wall looking up to the sky. Just then Rachel pulled out a button and pressed it. There was an explosion from the parking lot and Rachel smirked.

'Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats
Oh