6Skulduggery Pleasant
The disguised ones
Don't panic, they're not real… OR ARE THEY?!
Valkyrie looked at her costume. Dracula's bride.
"Suits you." Fletcher said. She walked over to him and punched him.
"Shut the hell up." She hissed. Fletcher was a ghost. Suddenly, there was a knock at the window. Valkyrie opened it. Tanith, Ghastly, Anathem Mire, China, Bliss, Kenspeckle, Sanguine, Scapegrace and JJ Dragon climbed through.
"Ok!" Tanith yelled. "Everyone downstairs!" Everyone except Skulduggery and Valkyrie raced downstairs into the living room. Skulduggery turned to Valkyrie.
"Nice outfit." He said.
"You're turning into Fletcher, Skulduggery."
"Oh crap, I'm not am I?"
"HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled a voice from behind them. It was JJ.
"If you turn into Fletcher, I'll kill you and make sure that you can't come back!" JJ yelled and ran out of the room.
"That was random." Valkyrie commented.
"Agreed." Skulduggery said. They walked downstairs…
DOWNSTAIRS…
TANITHXGHASTLY
Tanith walked over to the stereo and put her CD in. Then, she saw Skulduggery and Valkyrie coming downstairs. Tanith smiled. Suddenly, Fireflies by Owl City came on. Ghastly walked over to her.
"This isn't very Halloween like is it?" He smiled.
"You want me to dance with you, right?" Tanith asked. He nodded. She took his hand.
FLETCHERXNOBODY (AWW POOR FLETCH)
Fletcher looked around for Valkyrie. He really wanted her to dance with him. He looked and saw something that made him stare. He turned and ran for the kitchen door, only to get shot in the arse by a bb bullet. He turned to see JJ, her gun in her hand.
"Do you bring your gun everywhere you go?" He asked.
"Pretty much." JJ said.
"Do… Do you want to dance with me?" Fletcher asked, hopeful.
"Hell no." JJ said, shooting him in the head. Fletcher fell over, getting covered in ice cream. JJ laughed and walked off.
SKULDUGGERYXVALKYRIE
Valkyrie saw Fletcher turn and run. He had seen Valkyrie and Skulduggery talking.
"Fletcher saw us talking and legged it." She told Skulduggery.
"Yeah," He said "He wanted to dance with you."
"Too bad you all ready took me." She said, smiling. They started to dance.
CHINAXSANGUINE (?!)
"Well, Ok" China had said to Sanguine's request for a dance. They got up and did a waltz, which was very hard to do with Fireflies.
KENSPECKLE, BLISS AND SCAPEGRACE
"I'm bored." Scapegrace moaned.
"Shut up." Kenspeckle snapped.
"If you're bored, go jump out of a window and off a bridge." Bliss retorted. Scapegrace smiled.
"Anything you say." He said and jumped out.
"Idiot." Kenspeckle muttered.
"I'll say." Bliss sighed.
AFTER FIREFLIES AND DANCING…
"CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP DANCING AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING FUN?!" Fletcher yelled. Everyone stared at him.
"THAT'S IT!" JJ yelled, pulling something out from under the table. It was a bb gun, the size and power of a bazooka. Fletcher yelped. JJ aimed and pulled the trigger. There was a crunching sound as Fletcher went straight through the roof and high into the sky.
"Hopefully that git won't be back for another series." JJ said, smiling. Everyone nodded and went back to dancing to One shot by JLS…
The End
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