28Disclaimer: All the characters belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
Thanks a BUNCH to Jaims in Waiting! She wrote a whole bunch of this! Actually, she wrote basically the entire survey. I don't write Giles really well and Since he's her favorite male character and she does, I enlisted in her help. :)
(Oh, and this is just Giles side of the convo)
"Buffy, thank god you called. I found myself-" "Ah... a survey? Buffy are you," "Buffy, the first evil is attack-" "Yes, we could all use a break, however," "Very Well then. I'm on my way." Blasted Americans.
Giles's (?) Survey:
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Fortunately not.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I do not have time for tears. It's my job to be stalwart.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes, I rather fancy it. I do, on occasion, smudge my ink from being left handed.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PASS TIME? I prefer a good book.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? No! Children are almost as bad as vampires!
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Of course! I could talk to another mature adult, such as myself, about all of the topics that peak my interests. I could have so many excellent debates and fights. It would be brilliant!
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Only when necessary.
8. WHERE DID YOU GO TO HIGH SCHOOL? An old school about a block away from my old flat. Sir Robert Walpole High School.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I could never conform to the societal ways of America. Bloody Americans.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Oatmeal. With the raisins. I love raisins.
11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE? Scotch or Whiskey.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Strong is a relative term. I know I'm fit for my age, but strong?
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? I'm not so keen on ice cream, so I would have to settle for vanilla.
14. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Bath, England.
15. RED OR PINK? Out of those two choices, I would choose red.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Ripper.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? I don't know if I could pick out just one person...
18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD YOU GO? I've been most everywhere. I guess I would fly back to Paris.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? My shoes are a dark brown, and my pants are jet black.
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Chinese take-out.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Millions of female voices and squeals.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Olive green. It has such a nice, calming quality about it.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? I love the scent of books, musty or not.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Anya, that blasted girl left me to fight a demon just because of her bunny fear!
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU HANG OUT WITH? Ha bloody ha! Millions of young, immature girls? They're my idea of the perfect social group!
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Rugby.
27. HAIR COLOR? Brown.
28. EYE COLOR? Green.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No, I prefer glasses.
30. FAVORITE FOOD? Mushy peas.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Either way, they're unrealistic.
32. LAST TV SHOW YOU WATCHED? The news. I swear I'm not that shallow.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? I am wearing a dark green sweater with a white undershirt.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter, because after winter comes Spring, my favourite season.
35. HUGS OR KISSES? Those are both uncomfortable, but if I had to choose, hugs.
36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Jelly doughnuts.
37. MOST DEPENDABLE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE? Buffy Summers.
38. LEAST DEPENDABLE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE? Spike.
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? One of the many demon books called "Abaddon, Zepar, and All Evil In Between". Yes I know, such a superb title!
40. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE T.V. SHOW? I do not have one.
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T. V. LAST NIGHT? Last night, I did not have time to watch the telly.
42. FAVORITE SOUND? This has to be the most peculiar question I've ever been asked.
43. FAVORITE PLACE TO HANG OUT? My flat, with a nice cup of tea.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Around the globe.
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Oh yes! I get knocked unconscious at least once a week!
46. WHOSE COMPANY DO YOU LOOK FORWARD TO THE MOST? Sleep.
47. NAME ONE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE WHO MAKES YOUR LIFE HELL AND WHY: No one has ever made my life Hell, but the closest to it was Angelus He tried to bring Hell upon Earth, not to mention he tortured me for hours on end. However Ethan Rayne is also eligible since he turned me into a demon.
48. FAVORITE PASS TIME? Didn't I already answer this?
49. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH BEFORE? Too many to count, unfortunately.
(And lets end the survey on a light note)
50. MORNING OR NIGHT PERSON? I am more active in the mid day, but because I only have two options, I am a night person.
(B's POV. In a way) "Buffy, what was this all about?" "I told you guys it's really fun!" "And as we told you, love, that survey is anything but fun." "You know what Spike-"
"Hey, B, were home!" "Oh, Faith! Come here you have to take a survey it's a lot of fun!" "Sorry, B, don't do that gig. You got the scoobs for that." "You have to take it!" "Whoa, Buffy, Chill." "I will chill after you take the survey." "What survey?" "Nothing Girls. Go do something outside. Train." I watched as the potentials all headed outside. Faith made to sneak away but I caught her. "Take. The. Survey." "It's a survey, B. Thought you were all tightly wound 'bout the apocolypse anyway." "I find a way to unwind. But, I can get windy pretty fast if you don't go take that survey." I glared at her at made sure she knew my threat wasn't idle. She must have gotten the message because she raised her hands in surrender and went and Started on the survey. I smiled, this stuff was fun.