Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
When the hell did 'fighting the good fight' become taking surveys?
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nope.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I hate this pysch, shit. Got enough consuelors in prison.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Sure.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PASS TIME? Slaying, training, anything but the research and speech part of the job.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Hell, no.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? This is bullshit. I was asked to take a survey not play 'lets ask Faith, deep and meaningful questions'.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yes.
8. WHERE DID YOU GO TO HIGH SCHOOL? I didn't really, not my gig.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Hell, ya.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I don't eat cereal.
11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE? Anything alcoholic is fine by me.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I know I'm strong.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? It's gotta be mint chocolate chip. It's a classic!
14. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Boston.
15. RED OR PINK? Red.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? More pysch shit.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST ? Stop asking me pysch questions.
18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD YOU GO? I don't know, I'd just go.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Black and Black.
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Chips, scared the hell out of Kennedy.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Sqeualy girls. Damn, I hate this place.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Red...
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? ?
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Wes.
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU HANG OUT WITH? Wanna slays and the white hats? Gee, I just love them!
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? I'd rather be doing the sport.
27. HAIR COLOR? Brown.
28. EYE COLOR? Reddish- Brown.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? 20-20.
30. FAVORITE FOOD? Any food. Downside to slaying, makes you horny and hungry.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary movies.
32. LAST TV SHOW YOU WATCHED? Tv? Your kidding right.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Blue.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Doesn't matter.
35. HUGS OR KISSES? Sex.
36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Chocolate.
37. MOST DEPENDABLE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE? Angel? Only person to ever believe in me, counts for something right?
38. LEAST DEPENDABLE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE? Whoa, I'm not doin' the 'turn on people' gig again. That's just not me anymore.
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Reading?
40. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE T.V. SHOW? Anything that doesn't suck and isn't to censored.
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T. V. LAST NIGHT ? I was training the potentials. I didn't watch anything.
42. FAVORITE SOUND? The sound of Vamps/demons screaming out in pain,
43. FAVORITE PLACE TO HANG OUT? Any club is cool.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Where I am now.
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Kicking serious ass, landing in comas, I'm also great in bed.
46. WHOSE COMPANY DO YOU LOOK FORWARD TO THE MOST? Aw, shit, not this bull crap again.
47. NAME ONE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE WHO MAKES YOUR LIFE HELL AND WHY: They all get me kind of riled up, Buffy isn't supposed to be as tightly wound as before but she seems pretty wound up to me, well not right now. I try to give everyone space, just fight the good fight and then go away no need to be in anyones way.
48. FAVORITE PASS TIME? Fighting, slaying, training, eating, clubbing, the usual.
49. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH BEFORE? Way to many, much to young.
(And lets end the survey on a light note)
50. MORNING OR NIGHT PERSON? Night person, who the hell invented getting up before noon anyways?
Submit. What the fuck was in the water over here? It was like bein' with the damn shrinks all over again. "Yay, Faith your done! I have to go wake up Dawn now. Oo, this is so much fun!"
AUTHORS NOTE: Okay, so I'm not really happy with this chapter because I don't think I captured Faith that well but what can you do? Faith was the last survey and the next chapter will most likely just be Buffy explaining why she wanted everyone to take the survey, also some Spuffy goodness, Maybe? :)