4Fletcher's Birthday
"It's my birthday tomorrow!" Fletcher exclaimed (to everyone's annoyance). "I hope you got my presents!"
"yes!" Everyone exclaimed, before leaving Gordon's (well, Valkyrie's…) house.
THE NEXT MORNING…
Valkyrie was woken up by someone shaking her and singing 'Don't trust me' by 3OH!3.
"get lost Fletcher." She moaned.
"Well, that's just insulting!" Exclaimed a girl's voice. Valkyrie opened her eyes.
"Sorry JJ." She muttered. "I thought you were-"
"That idiot Fletcher?"
"Yeah…"
"Sure, 'cause Fletcher likes 3OH!3." JJ said, sarcastically. "I can't believe that idiot is back for another story! Well, everyone else is waiting downstairs for you." Valkyrie.
"CRAP!" She exclaimed. JJ shrugged.
"Skulduggery seemed really disappointed." JJ told her, walking out of the room. Valkyrie got changed into her usual black clothes and walked downstairs…
"TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!" Fletcher exclaimed. Skulduggery was about to hit him, but JJ all ready shot him in the arse with a bb bullet.
"Spoilt brat." JJ muttered. Fletcher scowled. Valkyrie handed Fletcher his present. He ripped open the wrapping paper. It was Super smash brothers brawl for the wii.
"Thanks, Valkyrie." Fletcher said. Valkyrie shrugged.
After Fletcher had had his presents from nearly everyone, he turned to Valkyrie.
"Do I get a birthday kiss?" He asked, hopeful.
"Hell no." She said. "But, I'll battle you on Smash brothers." Fletcher nodded.
"Us too!" JJ and Tanith exclaimed
"I call Sheike and Zelda!" JJ said, after they set it up.
JJ = Zelda and Sheik
Valkyrie = Mario
Tanith = Lucario
Fletcher = Kirby
After 5 long minutes of 'Take that!', 'YOU SUCK! MWAHAHAHA!' and 'I'm gonna kick your ass!', the results came out:
1st= JJ (Sheik and Zelda)
2nd= Tanith (Lucario)
3rd= Valkyrie (Mario)
4th= Fletcher (Kirby)
"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" JJ yelled. "I'M THE SUPREME RULER OF SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL! MWAHAHAHAHA!"
"To be honest," Fletcher sighed "I think you're insane."
"I KNOW! MWAHAHA!" JJ cackled. Then, she froze. "I still haven't given you your present!" She said to Fletcher. He smiled. JJ ran into the kitchen and brought out a HUGE cannon.
"WHOA!" Fletcher exclaimed, standing in front of the barrel. "Is this for me?"
"No," JJ smiled. "BUT THIS IS!"
Suddenly, a HUGE BB bullet hit Fletcher in the chest. He flew straight through the living room wall, leaving a large Fletcher shape in it.
"De ja vu all over again." Skulduggery muttered. JJ turned to face everyone.
"Now," She smiled "Who's next?"