4Skulduggery Pleasant
St. Patrick day
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Wailed Fletcher.
"Oh, come on!" JJ snapped. "You're wearing it and that's final!"
"You sound like a mother." Fletcher said, cockily. JJ shot him with her BB gun.
"Don't make me get my Samus bazooka!" JJ said. After Fletcher got shot with JJ's BB Bazooka gun, he named it the Samus Bazooka.
"OK! OK! Sheesh! I'll wear it!" Fletcher yelled. JJ smiled.
"Good boy." She said, patting his head like a dog. She grabbed his X-box controller and threw it.
"Go fetch!" She laughed. Fletcher (being the stupid idiot that he was) caught it and gave it back to her.
"Good boy!" She repeated, patting his head.
"VALKYRIE CAIN!" Fletcher screamed from the bathroom. JJ and Valkyrie laughed. Fletcher stomped out of the bathroom, his hair green. The two girls were laughing like a pair of crazies. Valkyrie and JJ had put green dye into his hair gel.
"Oh come on," Valkyrie said between giggles. "It's St Patrick's day!"
"Yeah!" JJ laughed. "Even though YOU'RE English, Fletch, doesn't mean you can get away from the party tonight!" Fletcher frowned.
"You're English too, JJ" He said.
"Yes, butt I'm a quarter Irish." She said. "So there."
"JJ DRAGON, WHEN I GET HOLD OF YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO BE SORRY!" yelled Fletcher. JJ laughed. Samus Bazooka owns Fletcher!
Tanith set up the CD player. Some Irish music came on. She was wearing her usual, but with a green and gold hat. Her sword was in a green sheath, with an Irish emblem on it. Ghastly walked over.
"Nice outfit." He said, smiling.
"You too." Tanith laughed. He was wearing a green top with gold trousers. "How conspicuous of you."
"Valkyrie…" She heard Skulduggery say. Valkyrie spun round to see Skulduggery. He hadn't changed his outfit, apart from his tie, which was green.
"You didn't really dress up, did you?" She laughed. Valkyrie was wearing a jade dress with a gold sash.
"Well…" He started, but Valkyrie cut him off.
"Doesn't matter." She smiled. He returned it…
"JJ! Please! Don't make me do this!" Fletcher almost cried.
"Stop being such a baby!" JJ retorted. She was wearing a light green top and dark blue jeans. She had a gold belt with a skull on it. She had made Fletcher put on an outfit for the evening.
"Right!" She smiled, stepping back and leaving the room. "Time to show everyone your look!"
"EVERYONE!" JJ yelled. The music stopped and everyone turned to look at her. Valkyrie noted that JJ had a very loud voice. Even Bliss was some what stunned by it.
"Here's Fletcher!" She pushed Fletcher out from behind her. Everyone laughed. He looked just like a leprechaun.
When the party finished, everyone except JJ, Fletcher, Valkyrie and Skulduggery, left. Skulduggery and Valkyrie were, as JJ put it: 'talking' in the kitchen, while JJ and Fletcher were sat on the sofa talking.
"JJ…" Fletcher started, going red with embarrassment.
"Yes?" She asked.
"Will you… kiss me?"
"Yeah… ok." They leaned in. JJ pulled something out of her pocket and pulled it's trigger. Fletcher shot back and smashed into the tv before he even reached her.
"IN YOUR DREAMS!" JJ laughed, holding her Zero suit samus BB gun.