48~The Chunin Prank~
~Summery~
Crack, eventual KakaIru Every year Iruka and his close friends indulge their prankster ways. Every year some annoying, or aggravating jounin was the receiver of Iruka's wrath... I wonder who it will be this year... and what does the Prankster king have in store?
~Rating~
T for cussing sexual innuendo perveyness, future lemon maybe if it's requested enough (If so the rating will go up) and general badness.
~Warnings~
CRACK! Future Yaoi! No like no read. Sexual innuendo and adult situations. As well as big perverts and evil pranks.
~Disclaimer~
I don't think there will ever be anything like this in Naruto... So I don't own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does... now if he adopted this idea I wouldn't mind... but... I don't think it would be safe to distribute in the manga or on tv.
~Ch 1- That Time of Year~
Spring had returned to the beautiful land of Konoha. The leaves out side were budding as the fresh leaves and the sakura buds danced in the wind. It was that peaceful time. That time when everyone seems to be smiling and putting their worries away for later. The time when people were smiling and enjoying the good weather. It was that special time when love could be felt in the air. The time for lovers, the time for new beginnings.
It was also that time of year when all the Jounins of Konoha cowered in the corner of what ever Kami-forsaken hole the could hide in. And what is it that virtually causes Konoha's elite ninja's to nearly shit themselves every year?
It was time for the chunin prank.
Every year three chunin, and one certifiably insane special Jounin named Anko, set out to play a prank on one hand picked Jounin. Everyone knew this tradition.
Now many would think that knowing would make this prank avoidable. Wrong! For the chunins had the crown prince of pranks on their side. Umino Iruka. Yes, the man was a goody, goody school teacher and moral role model for children all year long. However, he allowed himself to let go once a year. So once every fall the tan chunin got reacquainted with his inner prankster. And every year it was whatever jounin pissed Iruka-sensei off the most that year that got the shit pranked out of them.
Former victims include but are not by any means limited to...
Genma Shiranui- who fell victim to a nifty little prank that involved his uniforms going missing only to be replaced by a sexy nurse costume. Genma claimed he would rather walk around Naked than in that. At which point the sadist chunin known as Iruka reminded him that, "all your senbon were in your uniform pockets... No uniforms no senbon... No wearing the dress... no uniforms... can you add Gen?" to which Anko, also referred to as 'The muscle' chimed in, "no senbon for you til your taking someone's temperature nursey!"
Ebisu- Poor man made the mistake of peeping on Iruka in the academy showers... so it was only fair that his prank involved Ebisu being sealed into a female Henge and tied to a rock in the hot springs while Jiraiya was 'doing research'. That copy of Icha Icha never did sell very well in Konoha.
Asuma Sarutobi- Let's just say that Iruka and Izumo have a lot of sway over the village shop-keepers. Somehow the two managed to convince every shop to not sell Asuma any ciggaretts, at all, for a week! After two days Asuma was seen huddled in the mission room singing "smoke rings in the dark" and begging Iruka to "Let me have some Ciggs..." He even tried to barter... "I'll give you Kurenai! Just give me some nicotine, please!". Kurenai then trapped her poor boyfriend in a genjutsu that involved giant pikachu's and chocolate bunnies trying to eat him as her revenge for trying to trade her for cigarettes.
Ibiki Morino- Yes the chunins even got the stern and stoic Ibiki. All that can really be said about his 'punishment' is... Anko. Dominatrix. Black leather. Ball gag. Pictures. Bulletin board in the mission room. On the plus side, Anko and Ibiki have been dating for 2 years now. On the down side Iruka had to hide very well for the next few months. (Though it did help to surround himself with children... Witnesses seemed to keep Ibiki from killing him.)
Raido Namiashi- Getting him drunk enough to confess his feelings for his best friend didn't exactly go as planned, Kotetsu and Izumo didn't actually think Genma would swing for the home team... Iruka knew it would happen... and was glad that no feelings were hurt. A prank isn't funny if it messes with someone's heart... But recording Raido singing 'Barbie Girl' and saying "I think I love you Gen," where it should have been 'Ken' was quite funny at the time.
Sandaime-sama- Yes not even the hokage himself was safe from Iruka and his (at the time) young pranksters. Let's just say that when Naruto performed his Sexy No Jutsu in front of the hokage, it wasn't the first time he'd seen something like that... Of course in Iruka's day it was called "Streaker no Jutsu!" and but it involved one less bikini, no smoke, more nudity, and some running and bouncing.
Hokage-sama was declared as big a pervert as his former student and spent four days in the hospital recovering from blood-loss. Miraculously Iruka wasn't arrested.
Gai Might- Iruka had warned the Green Beast about those sparkly sunset backdrops in the mission room. It blinded poor Kotetsu and the flamboyant speeches made Genma lose his bento.
In retribution, a note was sent to gai from 'Your dearest Eternal Rival, Kakashi, HenoHenoMoheji,' challenging him to a drag race... no not an actual race. A contest to see who looked better in drag.
Gai showed up in the mission room at the appointed time in a frilly green satin dress complete with ruffles around the collar and a train, and don't forget the four inch heals. He was truly Konoha's 'Beautiful' green beast. It was funny 'til Lee saw and decided it was a new training exercise and had to dress like Gai sensei... then it was hilarious. And somehow Gai in stead of being embarrassed to death, simply congratulated Iruka and company on 'great mischif making prowess while in [their] spring time of youth!'. He also claimed that the heals were great for building muscles in his calves... 4 months later...
For their sanity, no one asked.
They still don't want to know.
And so it was time again for a new victim to be chosen. But who could it be this year? Who would the most feared pranksters in Konoha choose to destroy? Who had pissed their leader, Iruka, off badly enough this past year to earn the dubious honor?
There were many good candidates, but one stuck out in the chunin's twisted mind. Come the next week a certain silver haired cyclops would get his comeuppance.
~Authoress's Comments~
I'm my own Beta... what kind of joke is that?
My first Multi chapter story! Well... besides Watching and waiting which is really more like a oneshot split into three. Anyway!
I had wayyyy tooo much fun thinking up tortures for some of the jounins! I especially liked Gai and Ibiki's pranks... I made myself laugh as I 'saw' them in my head.
The next chapter is the pranksters planning! Buahahaha.
Please let me know what you think! I appreciate any reviews even just one word or an LOL or smiley face. I also love constructive criticism. But flame me and you will see my bad side.
I hope to be able to update semi-regularly but I'm not sure exactly when I'll be able to write... Real life is crazy at the moment. Anyway. I'd like to get at least 10 reviews before I post the next chapter but if not I'll post it soon anyway.
Oh and, Also my Tenth published story on here! YAY!
Celebrate!
Tsunade, "Where's the sake?"
Lenea: Not that type of celebrate...
Kakashi: I say we celebrate with you finally writing me and Iruka Smexing it up!
Lenea: ehhh...
Iruka: Is that all you ever think about?
Lenea: Guys! Your supposed to be here to help me thank all the people who reviewed and messaged me on my stories and who didn't crush my hopes and instead encouraged me enough to lead me to write ten KakaIru stories!
Kakashi: Why, you just did.
Lenea: *turns to Iruka* How do you put up with him?
Iruka: He's very good in bed.
Kakashi: *Leer*
Lenea: oooookkkkaaayyy
Iruka: He also is nice at times... when his libido's in control...which is... never...and he is slightly annoying... *Scrattches the scar over his nose* Come to think of it, how do I put up with him?
Kakashi: *Pounces on Iruka* Ru, you know you love me! If you didn't you wouldn't let me **** in your **** When you **** and *** the **** and even as I touch your **** and then you **** my big ******* ****.
Lenea: STOP! This only has a T rating... for now...
Iruka: *blushing crimson* PERVERT!
Kakashi: so you don't love me? *Looks heartbroken*
Iruka: *Sighs* Yes I love you... evern if you do **** in my ****. *Kisses Kakashi sweetly*
Lenea: Ah... *Is a little bit scarred now* You guys are soooo lucky I'm a pervert and a yaoi fan girl. Some people
Kakashi: *too busy shoving his tongue down Iruka's throat to respond*
Lenea: *Sigh* Anyway, Thank you for not crushing my morale enough to write ten stories! For me that IS an accomplishment and I can only thank all you lovely reviewers!
Sincerely, thank you!
~Lenea~
Ps. God that was a long authoress's note!